Funny Smart Novels & Stories

I look down at my cappuccino, unable to take a drink. He grins with another low rumbling chuckle. “You’re a psychology student, right?” He asks and I nod as a reply. The guy seems to know everything about me. “Well isn’t it true if you were in effect suffering from some kind of schizophrenic break from reality then shouldn’t this all be something normal for you? A schizophrenic can’t distinguish hallucinations from reality but you seem able to recognize the abnormality of what's happening to you. So essentially that you think you’re insane proves that you are indeed not insane.”

" I looked at her, at that smug, self-satisfied expression, and the corners of my lips curled into a meaningful smile. "You're right, Vanessa. Navigating relationships is important. I hope your people skills will be enough to answer Gilla Group's questions regarding the core data." Her expression flickered for a split second, but she quickly regained her arrogance. "That's not something an errand runner like you needs to worry about. I've got the proposal right here, so why wouldn't I be able to answer the questions? You just stay here and keep fetching water for me."

I was stuck, listening to them laugh about only God knows what, while pretending like I was doing my homework. Jay didn't take him up to his room, so in the pretence of wanting to do my assignment in the sitting room, I was stuck watching them, while thinking of ways to get rid of that damned smile on Smart's face. “I'm thirsty,” Smart suddenly said, and I looked up. “Huh? What do you want to drink?” Smart bit his lips, trying to act cute when he was anything but that. He took his time to respond. “Do you have any orange juice?”

I would add a hidden surprise under a hidden surprise, do you get draft? I know you wouldn't I'm too smart for you, extra smart. For those who understand you are getting closer to my intelligence.... OK enough of talks time for the plan.. Wait first, do you know the plan that am talking about? If you do, your intelligence has reached mine and mine has just increased, so you're still not intelligent like me. If you don't understand, well, start reading from the starting of this chapter all over again. OK time to meet Jenny.

Stormie ranted. Naya laughed. "What's funny?" Stormie asked annoyed. She didn't stopped laughing. "Are you dumb, I fucking asked you what's funny?" He shouted. She paused. "You are funny, for the fact that my life is so much better than yours made me laugh more." Naya said. "How will a miserable like like yours be better than mine? Is that how your level of madness reached?" Stormie asked.

Oh God, I feel so stupid. “You look so silly grinning like that,” Ahvi points out and I chuckle again. “I know,”

Bella. My brain was vacant, I could come up with a single thought, nothing was going on in my head. I was beyond certain if you threw something in there, it’ll echo. I searched my head, trying to come up with something, an answer, a funny comeback. I always had my treasure stack of comebacks ready to serve. It’s why Madame C nicknamed me smart mouth. I probably looked like a dumb fish opening and closing my mouth beneath him, his cock still glistening in my face.

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. ----------------------------------------------------------- Ever wondered what will you do when you don't want to do anything Nah you don't because I'm holding this phone and whoever is on the other side of it just want to laugh at my situation. I asked again, "Hello??????" "Parker is so clumsy, clumsy is a nerd but Parker is an idiot while I'm smart as fuck." "In your dreams" I muttered. "What did you just say?"

With her joke she not only made it a noun but she made it an abstract noun. "Sorry baby, it was just a bad joke you know" Grumpy Lewis looked away. He needed more flattery and convincing to even look at her and the thing she was doing with her hands seemed to be below the threshold. "Okay, you'll get a quickie" He turned around with a grin on his face. "You moron, I can't believe you made me do that" "The cream always rises to the top, am the smartest babe and I know you always keep your word so..."

“Lenoir stop being emotional, what happened is not deep—” “— OH! YOU GETTING SHOT AT BY DIFFERENT CATEGORIES OF BULLETS IS NO BIG DEAL?!” Lenoir chuckled like an insane person and continued nagging while I tried my very best not to lose my cool. I didn't even have the strength to yell, I used up all my energy at court. “THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BEING SMART AND BEING STUPID! AND YOU MY DEAR WIFE DEFINITELY DON'T FILL THE CATEGORY OF SMARTS!!”