Funny Smart Novels & Stories

" I looked at her, at that smug, self-satisfied expression, and the corners of my lips curled into a meaningful smile. "You're right, Vanessa. Navigating relationships is important. I hope your people skills will be enough to answer Gilla Group's questions regarding the core data." Her expression flickered for a split second, but she quickly regained her arrogance. "That's not something an errand runner like you needs to worry about. I've got the proposal right here, so why wouldn't I be able to answer the questions? You just stay here and keep fetching water for me."

He was her loyal knight, pouring her wine and serving her food, all the ruthless decisiveness of an Underboss erased. They were laughing and talking, and I was clearly not needed as a prop. I didn't want to waste any more time and looked for a chance to slip away. But Noa suddenly turned to me gracefully. "You must be Maeve. I've heard so much about you. The famous 'piano goddess of the underworld'." Caught off guard by being singled out, I quickly waved my hand. "Thank you, but that's an overstatement. Just some flattery from friends."

the other replied. "She said that? Why?" “Because our teeth are all going to fall out,” they replied and burst into laughter. “Wow! Your Mommy is very smart,” I commented, for a moment, not knowing why I was talking to those little ones. Wasn't it some kind of crime to be so close to unknown children? “Yes she is,” they continued, so innocent. "She's very smart!" “And beautiful!” “Wouldn’t you like to be her girlfriend?” "What?" That was so random.

I commented as I stepped further into the room. He didn’t turn around to look at me. I’d almost concluded he hadn’t heard me when he eventually spoke. “Did you know fishes have short memory span .. or was it attention..? I can’t even remember that,” he sighed in disappointment. “But anyway, I guess that makes me twins with the fish. I’m a fish now,” he laughed at his joke. I could hear the sadness in his voice. He’d yet to look up at me. I walked over to the dresser and leaned against it. “Fishes are very intelligent and goldfishes happen to be one of the smartest. They remember a lot of things.”

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Bella. My brain was vacant, I could come up with a single thought, nothing was going on in my head. I was beyond certain if you threw something in there, it’ll echo. I searched my head, trying to come up with something, an answer, a funny comeback. I always had my treasure stack of comebacks ready to serve. It’s why Madame C nicknamed me smart mouth. I probably looked like a dumb fish opening and closing my mouth beneath him, his cock still glistening in my face.

Gugu said. I gave her a small smile and watched my friends teasing and playfully hitting one another. “The smartest of the group is silent. Avoiding the spotlight, hon?” Amanda drew their attentions to me. “I’m not smart,” I reasoned out. “Ouch!” Amara exaggeratedly clutched her chest and acted hurt. “If you’re not intelligent in that state then it means that we’re flocks of empty-headed birds.” She leaned on the bench torpid. “Ouch!” the other three reacted clasping their chests at the same time.

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. ----------------------------------------------------------- Ever wondered what will you do when you don't want to do anything Nah you don't because I'm holding this phone and whoever is on the other side of it just want to laugh at my situation. I asked again, "Hello??????" "Parker is so clumsy, clumsy is a nerd but Parker is an idiot while I'm smart as fuck." "In your dreams" I muttered. "What did you just say?"

With her joke she not only made it a noun but she made it an abstract noun. "Sorry baby, it was just a bad joke you know" Grumpy Lewis looked away. He needed more flattery and convincing to even look at her and the thing she was doing with her hands seemed to be below the threshold. "Okay, you'll get a quickie" He turned around with a grin on his face. "You moron, I can't believe you made me do that" "The cream always rises to the top, am the smartest babe and I know you always keep your word so..."

“Lenoir stop being emotional, what happened is not deep—” “— OH! YOU GETTING SHOT AT BY DIFFERENT CATEGORIES OF BULLETS IS NO BIG DEAL?!” Lenoir chuckled like an insane person and continued nagging while I tried my very best not to lose my cool. I didn't even have the strength to yell, I used up all my energy at court. “THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BEING SMART AND BEING STUPID! AND YOU MY DEAR WIFE DEFINITELY DON'T FILL THE CATEGORY OF SMARTS!!”