Funny Text Messages Novels & Stories

‘Bet you’re having too much fun to respond. I shook my head in disapproval as I typed out a response. ‘Fun? I’m busy trying not to get caught with that thing!’ I checked the water in the bath to make sure it was at a good temperature. A new message entered my phone a second later. ‘After you do that, HAVE fun. A world of pleasure awaits you’ more wink emojis. “I swear to God.” I said out loud, then chuckled. ‘You know you’re a bad influence.’ New message, ‘you’re welcome.’ Underneath that one; ‘Rumors of the Destan show wanting to interview you.’

Kai: IM SO FUCKING HAPPY Kai: YOU KNOW IVE BEEN GETTING THESE DUMBASS BACK PROBLEMS BECAUSE OF THIS GODDAMN JOB AND NOW I CAN REST AHHH Kai: DUDE ARE U THERE? Kai: HEY U RNT DEAD RIGHT? Kai: DUDE Kai: JAI Kai: DUUDDEE My eyes widened. My mouth was wide open. I was PISSED. Pissed at myself for not reading the text messages earlier!?

Me:” Stop sending gifts” i didn't expect one text to make him stop all this nonsense. Annoying ex: “ Tell me what you don't like?” What? I look at his response and wonder if is there’s something wrong with the man, frustrated I texted him back. Me: “ What is wrong with you?” Annoying Ex: “ What’s wrong with making my wife happy?” he got the nerve to ask. Me:” Not your wife😤” I send him hoping that it will be stuck in his brain this time. Annoying Ex: “ Whatever you say, sweet wife🤎”

I opened my eyes when the sound of my phone's notifications hitted my ears . I took my phone and looked at it and got shocked as it was filled with notifications specially from f******k and I*******m . Ok so it was my birthday , I*******m and F******k wished me a lot and my some so called friends also added some stories for my birthday and many messages were there but in those messages there was not of my mom and dad's message not even a single happy birthday was there from their side and here I was waiting for their call .

" I yelled, opening his text. "SINCE YOU ARE HAPPY WITH ROLAND, I WISH YOU MORE HAPPINESS TO COME." "Mtcheew!" I sighed. "WHAT'S YOUR BUSINESS AIDEN. LEAVE ME ALONE AND STOP ACTING LIKE A FOOL. WE ARE NEVER FRIENDS AND NOTHING IN THE WORLD WILL MAKE US BE. AVOID ME AND THIS SILLY TEXT YOU JUST SENT. THANK YOU AS YOU RESPECTFULLY RESPECT YOURSELF AND RESPECT ME TOO." I typed the message and sent it to him. Even though I felt the message was not triggering enough.

he sent back. "No....." she sent playfully, adding an angel emoji to the message. "Nice," he replied. "I'm getting' in that thing next. Have a gropey day at the titty factory, buttslut." "Thanks!" she sent. Kenny always seemed to know how to cheer her up, and his banter had done just that. **

Oh, he’s going to be quiet now? Me: I didn't even know you knew what those were. Ian Quinn: Emojis? Me: Yes. Ian Quinn: LOL. Just to needle him some more, I’m smiling as I type back. Me: Ah, you know acronyms too, this is interesting. Ian Quinn: What is? Me: People like you never know what LOL means. Ian Quinn: People like me? Me: Yeah, old people. The text shows the bubbles appear and disappearing, did I manage to make the great Ian Quinn speechless? I laughed under my breath, feeling quite pleased with myself. Take that Quinn. Finally, his reply pops in and I wasn’t holding my breath.

All of us looked into our phone and saw a group message sent on messenger. Best Friends Forever💝 Noodles: Hey guys, who's on?😀 Lan: Dude, we're literally sitting in the same room rn. You could just talk to me😐 Caleb: Kids these days, smh😶 Big bro: That's supposed to be my line dude!!!!!😣 Hayds: What is going on🤔 Dree: Can you shut it and let us eat our lunch? 😑 Ari: Hey Baby! 😘 Sky: Get a room🤢

I had to pretend like I was invested in the proposals of my top managers, when my body had suddenly grown hot. I wanted to respond, to say something sharp, something detached. Instead, I saved the damn picture. And from that moment on, it became routine. The texts started small—details about her day, random jokes, things that had no business amusing me. Such as; “Did you know Dolphins aren't truly the cute angels that cartoons make them out to be?” “You don’t use emojis, or stickers, or GIFs. Such a boring texter.”

Who could be texting me this late at night? I glance at my cellphone and notice a few text messages. Tapping on the message app, a smiling selfie of Mario immediately pops up. However, my eyes widen in disgust as I realize the message contains a picture of an erect dick. It’s undoubtedly Mario’s, and the accompanying text reads, “See how much I miss you, Princess!” Below the gross image, there’s a video. I know I shouldn’t, but curiosity gets the better of me, and I reluctantly play it.