Funny Theatre Quotes Novels & Stories

After Jessica recovered, she smiled, "Who knew he had it in him to crack funny jokes, Mr. Hemsworth?" He arched a brow up and replied teasingly, "Who said I was joking, though?" Jessica smiled and shook her head, "Oh My, It has been a long time since I laughed that hard. Thank you for that." Mr. Hemsworth nodded in response, patting her shoulders, "We all need some good laughs even in the midst of dire situations; laughter, they say, is medicine for the soul." "You are right," Jessica responded as she glanced at her wristwatch, "now I better get going. I have a husband to take care of and a speech to prepare," she added in high spirits.

*Jonah* There was a Shakespeare quote that seemed to plague my mind these days. 'All the world's a stage and all the men and women are merely players.' Maybe it was a beautiful way of looking at things if you're a playwright, but for me, it was pitiful. I decided from the moment that I'd heard the quote that I wouldn't be just a player. I didn't know if I considered myself a director or not, but I certainly wasn't just a bystander.

He didn't like wasting time on words. So, he picked up the microphone and said to the audience, "Happy New Year everybody! I don't have much to say either. I wish everybody an auspicious year ahead. Also, please focus on the performances! You don't need to pay attention to an old man like me. I'm certain I'm not as interesting as the performances!" Upon hearing those words, everybody roared with laughter. They were surprised that the old man was so humorous! After that, the host smiled respectfully as he asked, "Old Master, what brings you here today?"

Everyone is either drama queen or a comedic genius. “You think this is funny?” She asks, inching closer to me with a dangerous look on. “As a matter of fact, I do think it is funny. You all are impressively united around here. It would be a lot cuter if you weren’t backstabbing each other. “What did you just say?”

"Kwen, are you alright?" He asked concerned. I stood up from his lap, finally coming down from my laughing fits. I stood facing everyone. My hands on my hips and my head adjacent with the floor. "I'm so sorry. I don't mean to laugh, but you can't make this shit up! Shakespeare would've had a field day with this!!" Everyone stayed quiet and just looked on.

he stammered. I shook my head and replied sarcastically, "No, I'm still sleeping. What's with all this nonsense performance? You came to visit a sick, almost dying man and yet you're acting out a scene. Are you nuts?" Marvin dragged a chair closer and said, "You know, I really like that phrase, 'sick, almost dying man.'" He laughed, and Tiny joined in, adding, "I never knew Brother Axel was such a great actor." Their lighthearted banter momentarily lightened the mood before Tony suggested, "How about you join the entertainment industry? It would bring you a whole lot of money, you know, with that pretty face of yours," he chuckled.

When they did, he smiled Anna's favorite self-deprecating grin. "Yer getting' weary of seeing me, I just know it," he joked, and the audience laughed with him. "And I'm nearly out of words, although my wife might not think that possible." He pursed his lips ruefully and looked at Anna as the audience laughed again. Anna shook her head and swiped at another tear on her cheek.

“What? This dude wants to recite a poem?” “Haha!” “He must have gone nuts from the exhaustion of being an on-set extra!” At the crowd’s jeers, Jewel could not help but stomped her feet before turning back and yelled, “Don’t laugh at Darryl! He’s very talented! I bet none of you can compete with him!” Penny on stage smiled lightly and said, “Sure. Go ahead, Little Brother, but don’t say I didn’t warn you. The consequences will be serious if you’re here to cause trouble.”

"We're hoping you'll find it funny and entertaining. Nerius squawked in encouragement, causing me to smile. “Um, what did the Griffon say when he walked into the bar?” I asked. “What?” Szan asked. “Ouch.” Only the Fiery Lynxes found that funny. Yeah this was going to be pretty rough. One after another we went up and told our funniest jokes and yet there was nothing. Not a chitter, a chuckle or even a snort from the Griffons. We were becoming hopeless.

I smiled warmly back at him and we continued to play the game. I was called up next. My word was a ‘printer’. How the hell was I supposed to act that out? Were there other difficult ones in there as well? I bent my knees and began to show that something was coming out of my mouth. The crazy replies nearly threw me off my game. “Cholera!” “Sick” “Really bad singing!” “Orgasm!” Everyone broke into a fit of laughter. Even I couldn’t believe what Jay was saying. “Who the hell orgasms like that, Jay?” Luke asked, laughing hard as he looped his arm around Emily.