Funny Theatre Quotes Novels & Stories

I smiled warmly back at him and we continued to play the game. I was called up next. My word was a ‘printer’. How the hell was I supposed to act that out? Were there other difficult ones in there as well? I bent my knees and began to show that something was coming out of my mouth. The crazy replies nearly threw me off my game. “Cholera!” “Sick” “Really bad singing!” “Orgasm!” Everyone broke into a fit of laughter. Even I couldn’t believe what Jay was saying. “Who the hell orgasms like that, Jay?” Luke asked, laughing hard as he looped his arm around Emily.

The last remark was followed by a burst of laughter. One of the artists nudged the speaker’s shoulder. “Dude, forget painting—you should be writing soap operas with that imagination.”

I also added some comedy by teasing my sister and Nonna, then closed out with an inspirational quote that my dad always said to me. ''Stop worrying how it's going to happen and start believing that it will.'' A thunderous of claps from the crowd jumped my heart with happiness. Everyone was standing up and clapped with whistles here and there to my speech. I got off the stage and went over to Violet who was already eager to hug me. ''Oh, Jason, that was so beautiful.'' ''Not as beautiful as you.'' I touched her on the side of her face and smile. Our faces were leaning close to each other until one of the security guys interrupted us from kissing each other.

I shook my head and went to sit across Audrey. She was laughing at the quotes on the wall. “These are hilarious,” she said, reading one aloud: ‘I don’t need you to brag about me, I just don’t want you to deny me in front of people. – FART!’ Her laughter burst out, filling the café. I just stared, completely captivated. Every laugh, every sparkle in her eyes, it was contagious. “Here’s another one!” she giggled. ‘What a life! Eggs every single day… eggs, eggs, eggs… Do you know who said that?’ Her eyes gleamed mischievously.

I traced a constellation with a glint in my eyes, “It’s my motto, maybe you should make it yours too” I tilted my head to give him a genuine smile. I saw his wheels turning in his head for a while through his green orbs, then he broke into small chuckles, shaking his head. I blinked my eyes as to why he was laughing. We were talking serious things right before he began chortling. Did I say something funny? “Why’re you laughing?” I asked. He silenced his chuckles to look at me biting his lips preventing any more. “No wonder you were called the ‘Quote Schmuck’” he quoted.

If not, why will she be laughing like she was before a paid comedian? “Could there be a Tsetse fly in the house? You are no comedian as far as I know.” Karl commented. I wanted to argue with him but Zadie chose that second to speak to, “The whole charade is funny, Ayden.” “How so?” I queried.

(Leave him alone) “Sópa skýla” the scarred man said making me wince. (Shut up bitch) “Kala xypnitouria. O bampás sou eínai edó” he mused. (wakey wakey. Your daddy’s here) “O, xéchasa óti o bampás tou eínai ídi éxi pódia káto” they both laughed at their own joke. (Oh, I forgot his daddy is already six feet under)

But maybe this was the effect of whatever they let me drink. My throat was dry as if I had been under the sun for hours. “Hey, Adrian. Can I have some water?” “You’re not in a restaurant, babe.” “But you’re good wearing a waiter uniform, dude.” I shut my mouth up. My eyes widened. Why did I just say that? It even garnered laughs from the audience. “Your head is so big like Megamind, but your mind isn’t that mega, is it?” The audience started laughing. “Do you think you’re funny?” He glared down at me. His face flushed with anger.

You should have seen what you did when he jumped on you. sera looked at him indifferently and said, "I don't see anything funny, you satirist." I don't really understand what's so funny about what happened. "I think it was you and Helena," said Mart, jokingly. "It was so funny, you can't imagine what your face looked like when you screamed." sera raised her left eyebrow at Mart and did not speak, and she was looking at him with a look that meant where is really funny about this.

He laughs but shuts up. “Ok, listen, while we are on the topic of quotes, I have some funny, sarcastic ones,” he says and opens his phone to read some. “Two wrongs, don’t make a right, take your parents as an example,” I laugh. I can use it on anyone who messes with my friends. “Tell me more,” I urge him. “Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs,” I chuckle.