Funny Tv Series Quotes Novels & Stories

Bullshit! "So for the next part of the program will be the words of wisdom from none other than the father of the Evans Company, the Chairman, and the present!" People blasted blissful laughs for the nth time and I don't understand why. Are they joking about everything here? Or am I the only one not belong here? I don't fight for the same cause as to them that's why I hate when they laugh, I hate when they're happy.

Roger replied as he tried to imitate Mae West as well. “Of all the fabulous Mae West quotes to pick from, you go with that?” Chris chuckled as she planted herself on the sofa next to him. “It’s the best I could come up with on such short notice,” he shrugged. I placed my elbows on my desk and held my face in the palms of my hands. “Tough day, honey?” Roger asked. “Every day’s a tough day,” I replied. “Our little Gertie found herself a new man,” Chris teased.

“I swear, man, she did this thing with her tongue, on my dick and was like so gone, yo. I definitely blacked out.” “Bro,” Tayo added, spinning his towel like a whip, “ have you ever had someone sit on your face while quoting Beyonce lyrics? That's when you know you're alive.” The group burst out laughing. I chuckled along too even though I didn't get the joke or reference.

"Oh God, is any of you capable of answering a simple yes or no question in less than 45 seconds ?" Ami was looking from Connor to Josh. They had finished eating and sat relaxing with a glass of wine, Chris and Josh had been telling a lot of stories from the set of their new movie. Chris laughed heartily. "No, none of them has understood the art of being brief and to the point, I don't know who is worst". "Josh, definitely Josh, because he will give you some Shakespeare quote or something else clever or he answers you in french and makes everyone else feel inferior". Connor said grinning. “At least people don’t need a dictionary to understand me”.

He was still driving her crazy with his insanely good mouth-to-mouth skills when someone faked a cough, amid the guys' rambunctious squabble over their favorite football teams. "Yeah! Attaboy." Vincent even made an effort to slap a few pats on Théo's back. "You'll be arguing over birth control in no time." "Ohmigod." Jamie cackled with Laurin. Punch-drunk and getting embarrassed, Veronica forced herself to pull away, unable to hold in a laugh. "Right or left, Sir?"

He does that sometimes to make me feel better. I put on my best fake southern accent. “We weren't aiming for ya, but I doubt I woulda come to your funeral!” “Well, aren't you just a big fat liar?” He grins and I laugh out loud. “Okay.. what's happening here? What am I missing?” Morana asks, looking between us. We do this sometimes. We just start randomly talking in movie dialogue to each other. It is just a thing we do. “He was quoting my favorite movie to me.” I tell her, but she continues to look at me blankly. First off, how can anyone not recognize the lines?

》》Jason Dutton《《 Jack and I burst into laughter at the epic fail we had just witnessed on the tv. Jack then started choking on popcorn. I gave him one hard slap on the back and his choking was replaced by a scream. Calvin burst into laughter at this as Jack threw cushions at me whileI died laughing. Just then my phone started ringing. "Boo! Don't pick it up!" Jack sulked. "Yeah it's interrupting our afternoon slash night chill session," Calvin added in agreement.

The people who looked at his contagious laugh also began to smile. ~Hahahah "Oh, my god! Hilarious… that was freaking hilarious. ~Huff ~Huff… "my sides hurt so much... I might just die!" ~Tch "Stop laughing!" Kiara spewed slurs, "What the hell is so funny you fucking cockalorum?" ~Hahahaha "Just look at your face." Akash kept laughing at her face, "I never thought I'd see this day in my life. The first time you asked someone out and got shot down like a tool… you must be so embarrassed… Hahaha!"

It was almost comical like I was straight out of one of those movies where the comedic relief was merely some poor assistant who was trying to juggle the world, whilst the savvy no-nonsense boss was spouting a bunch of stuff they somehow needed to remember when all their brain power was focused on not tripping over their own two feet and spilling all the clutter in their arms straight onto the floor. “Miss Laurence,” his voice cut through my thoughts as he sternly asked, “Are you even listening to me.” “Yeah of course I am listening to you, why wouldn’t I-” “Then tell me what I just said.” I grinned, “Easy, you just said, Tell me what I just said,” He was not amused. But I was and isn’t that

I mean look at me. " You totally got us there for a sec " Shawn said and chuckled " I'm serious guys " I said getting pissed " Dude stop the joke, doesn't sound funny coming from you. You are a ladies bro, you are a legend dude " kelvin said. " I look up to you ! " Curt said and drank from his can of beer. " Why aren't you laughing ? " Curt asked Cole. " Because I actually don't see what's funny " he answered honestly. I don't see what's funny about what I said too, I mean I love someone.