Funny Tv Series Quotes Novels & Stories

eat? "Then, the big fish said, 'I... like... to... eat... small... fish... that... talks... slowly.' "After that, the small fish said, 'Oh, no!'" Nobody made a sound after Stella told the joke. Stella also thought that it was kind of a bad joke. So, she coughed and said, "Is it not funny?" Vermont showed his support. "No, it's hilarious." However, Keegan said sarcastically, "Do you mean ridiculous?"

“Maybe something funny. I need to laugh.” Tariq nodded. He flipped through the channels until he found a comedy film. As the movie started, we both settled into the rhythm of eating and watching. Tariq kept sneaking glances at me, teasing me lightly every now and then. “So, do you always laugh that much at terrible jokes, or is it just when I am around?” Tariq asked, his tone playful as the actors on screen delivered another corny punchline. I rolled my eyes but couldn’t help the smile that spread across my face. “I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

he jokes and his friends howl with laughter. "Har har. You’re sooo funny.” Mavy rolls her eyes and folds her arms across her chest. "Sike. That wasn’t nice Shane.” “It’s fine Mavy, I know he’s just kidding,” I tell her trying to defuse the situation. “Why are you such an asshole, Shane?” Nikki says as she gives Shane a death glare.

"I was telling you about the report I gave without teleprompts." "I watched it mom." "You did." She beamed, blinking continuously. In all my faults, I'm not a bad son. "Yes, I noticed your eyes weren't darting to the screen every two seconds." I popped a cookie, cringing visibly. "It's been worse." "Logan!" "I'm kidding. This is dark humour" Not really. It's terrible. "It's okay." I took another bite. "So good." I'm throwing up later. "I'll help set you table. You told the servers they could go home early?"

Ash: Don't Olivia: The uwus I’m busting Olivia: So many uwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuws Ash: You're so f*cking annoying Olivia: You 'haha'd me Olivia: So, you are human after all Olivia: You can laugh Olivia: You are so cute, Mob boss Ash 😊 Olivia: Can you vocally 'haha' for me? I want to hear your laugh 😙 Ash: f*ck you

"Not up to the standard? Could you kindly elaborate on precisely what was lacking in the report?" ‌ Officer Smith hesitated for a moment, realizing she had trapped herself. She mumbled something about proper formatting and documentation but struggled to provide a coherent explanation. ‌ The viewers in the live broadcast erupted in laughter and disbelief. Comments flooded the feed, with one viewer writing, "Proper formatting? Are you kidding me?" ‌ Another viewer joked, "Maybe they forgot to use Comic Sans font." ‌ Vanya couldn't help but join in on the comical exchange. "Oh, yes, our report was missing the crucial 'LOL' and 'ROFL' sections, Officer Smith."

Vincent pov I laugh so hard my eyes water. I haven't heard anything so ridiculous and stupid in a long time. The last time someone made me laugh like that was in high school. But the look on my Beta's face can only mean how serious his question was. I wipe away my tears and straighten my posture. Like a kid trying to look serious, I clear my throat a few times before speaking up. "That was a great joke, my friend, but warn me next time before you try to say something so absurd. One of these days, I might choke on a piece of food and die. Do you want it?" I raise an eyebrow at him.

A sack of living zeros and ones had just expressed his feelings for him. Scott had to laugh loudly, “This has got to be the most terrifying and amusing night of my life.” “Honestly, my brother. This is all too much to take in.” His colleague added. “A TV loves a boy, wetin we nor go see for this life? Me, I can’t help but laugh. Let me be jolly before we all eventually die.” Both men laughed with their faces squeezed in misery. “David.” As Seven spoke the laughter died down. “Yes, Seven?”

Gunner laughed and shook my shoulder, “See, you get it?” he laughed and pointed at the huge TV screen. “I get it” I chuckled, “Though, I feel like I should be weirded out that you were using quotes from a kids movie while I was sitting on your face?” I teased and elbowed his hip. Gunner purred and leaned down to press his lips to my ear, “Well, you know we can replay the scene, the one where you ride my face to infinity and beyond” he said softly with a seductive undertone.

It's pathetic! He dropped that bomb and strutted off before I could fire back. I could hardly believe my ears that such boneheaded words came from the man I have loved for years. His so-called 'cozy winter promos' were just a table with free cups of cheap black coffee and some giveaway gloves out front. The coffee often went cold, untouched, and those gloves ended up in the street bin. However, Seth, of course, thought they were pure gold. Somehow, I was the one cashing in on Lily's ideas!