Funny Valentines Death Novels & Stories

He felt that he didn't say anything funny; why did the girl laugh instead? "Daren, you know what? You are so funny! Don't feel bad about that case; if it weren't for your help, not only my suitcase would have disappeared, but my virginity and even my life! I owe you so much, so don't offer me your money; it makes me feel so bad," Valerie said after stopping her laughter. Valerie shook her head slowly and smiled warmly at Daren. At least she knows that there are still good people in this very cruel world. Daren, for example.

He was about to speak when I open my mouth and cried out loud. “HAPPY VALENTINES MY LOVE!!!!!!!!” He laughed while holding a sharp knife. I was about to react but he’s fast. He strikes the knife and stabs my shoulder, blood spills out from my body like the water splashed coming from a faucet and in my chest followed in my tummy until the blood-stained my whole dress and I collapse and died.

He teleported with me to Devin's side. “Fuck.” Valen cursed lowly, crouching down beside his best friend, slowly releasing me. “I'm sorry Raina, I should have been there for both of you.” The weight of loss hung heavy in the air, suffocating us with its tight embrace and refusing to pull away. My burning eyes occasionally glanced down at Devin, my stomach churning at his immobile form. As Valen stretched out a hand to check the pulse at Devin’s neck, it was as if he wasn’t convinced he was truly dead. I moved to stand behind him. My hands went to his tense shoulders, rubbing soothingly back and forth in a sympathetic manner.

I was here because well, I hadn’t fucking slept yet. He said something in Spanish and called for a female. She visibly cringed under his touch and I immediately smelled that she was pregnant. Then when she turned I saw her belly, easily half way along. He was still making her work like that? Sick. Even though all of the Flying Death fucked like rabbits, whatever Flies were around or whores here at Clover, they wouldn’t do this. “Valeria will take good care of you huh? Show him a good time sweetie, put it on my tab,” he said, practically shoving her at me.

He was covering his nose, though it didn’t bleed, it was obvious on his face how hurt he was. Ciandrei quickly stood up and went to the door. She feels bad but some part of her says that he deserves it. She planned to leave before he even recovered. But before that, she looked at him and gave him some words. “All I can say is. . . well deserve!” She showed her tongue, teasing him. He threw a deadly gaze at her. "Valencia Andrea Valerio, you're dead!" TheDeadlySinner

Kieran approached Adam with his wife and said, "Mr. Goyle is here." Valerie pointed at Adam. "I-I know you. Mr. Goyle, happy birthday! I wish you a long and prosperous life. I hope you live another hundred years." "Thank you, honey. I appreciate it. Follow Kieran back and get some rest." Adam smiled so hard that his eyes turned into crescent moons. Valerie remembered his birthday even when she was drunk. He liked Valerie even more. After wishing Adam, Valerie said to Mrs. Goyle, "Mrs. Goyle, I wish you a happy birthday, too. I hope you live a hundred years together. And we'll celebrate birthdays together."

she asked and Death laughed. “Okay, you got me, he’s my friend and he gave me a kitten for my birthday last year, I owed him one.” The laugh spilling from Death’s mouth was filled with humor and amusement. He was having fun at her expense. Juniper’s head snapped up towards his and she opened her mouth to comment but Death burst out laughing at the expression on her face. It was shock, mixed with anger and desperation. “This is all some big joke to you.” Juniper realized the truth of her words as realization finally dawned on her.

"Just let me go! I'll never fight with Samantha for anything!" She wanted my boyfriend and my family. I would give them all to her; I would not fight back. Simon stared at me with a deranged expression. "It's too late. Samantha is getting married. I want to give her a perfect wedding gift." I died. He scattered the parts of my body everywhere: into the cesspool, sewer, and even the garbage dump. "Samantha is the most beautiful and kindest woman in the world. As for you, you'll go to hell."

Oh? “You deserve to be happy. And you’re recovering from a heartbreak, even if you’re going to use this guy as a rebound, I’m solidly behind you. As long as it’s what you want and he’s not manipulating you. If he is, drop a name and address and I’ll take care of him. I won’t bury him in the yard though,” “You make murder jokes so easily.” “Why not? I’ll kill for you. That’s not a joke.”

I am more fun than Amber was, aren't I? Matthew stared blankly at Beth. Right before everyone else, he grabbed her by her neck forcefully. "Fuck off. You are the one who should be dead! You are just a fucking whore who strips in public. You're even less than a silicone doll. "How dare you compare yourself to Amber, let alone try to take her place?" The werewolves around them were in an uproar. They had just found out the actual reason behind why I had taken my own life out of nowhere.