Future Funny Novels & Stories

I hadn’t even gotten the door open all the way when I detected the aroma of enchiladas and Spanish rice wafting in the air. “France is here!” Brody shot up from where she was sprawled out on the couch and threw a slightly muscular arm around my shoulders loosely. She looked like she’d just gotten back from the gym sporting a baggy red tank top and skin tight black leggings. “Ready for the mother-load of all parties tonight? I brought “Joking Hazzard.” One of our favorite games. Fuck yes! Now all I needed was a nice, strong gin and tonic. “You have no idea dude. What are we drinking tonight?” I ducked out from under her and strode to my bedroom for a change of clothing.

Also suffered a paralysis on her left hand, leaving only the right one functioning. Nemo: her Intelligent black pet cat. Charlotte: her manager. ….. (System) I'm darling I'm honey Together were darling honey, the doppelganger system. Honey and Darling: two cute talking white bunnies, in the form of teddy, but possess normal humans hands and feets which look just as tiny as their appearance. They have the same appearance and could be mistaken as one if they don't appear together.

I vowed to myself to enjoy it for however long it did last and stopped questioning feelings I couldn’t change anyway. Reaching for her hand as if it were the most natural thing in the world, I laced our fingers together on my lap. “I don’t have anything planned for the weekend. Why? Do you?” “Not really,” she said, her head turned to watch the traffic as the cab inched its way toward our offices. “I feel like doing something fun, though.” “I’m fun,” I told her, smirking. “You could do me.” “Ha ha.” She finally turned to face me, laughter shining in her eyes. “Been there, done that. Got the T-shirt, the cap, and the beer mug. What else have you got?”

] I shot back a [We'll talk later,] and shut off my phone. I lay awake all night, but weirdly, I was not tired at all.

As we drove to the center, Richard was telling Daddy about the mixer they are attending tomorrow night for unmated males, so perhaps they could find their mates. Jackson laughed, “yea, and if they don’t find their mates, just think of the buffet that is spread out just waiting to be sampled.” I smiled, “so they will serve food too, that’s nice.” Everyone laughed hard and I scrunched my brows, “what’s so funny?” Momma smiled at me, “I love you so much my sweet girl, let’s go have some fun at your party,” my brother’s slid out of the backseat and helped me out.

As we focused on our calculus, Connor continued to make inappropriate jokes which I couldn't help but laugh at. We got about halfway through our packets before calling it a day, for now at least. Connor nudged my shoulder playfully, then turned his body in his chair so that he was facing me. I turned to face him as well. He took my hands into his, examining my hands and placing them against his lips. "You're still coming to my game tomorrow night, right?" I nodded, "As far as I know, those were my only plans for tomorrow night." He chuckled softly, "Well, how about you join us for our mini celebration afterwards?"

Inside the oversized hospital gown, my fists were clenched. Today was supposed to be the day of my wedding with my fiance, Anthony Jackson. But I was lying in a hospital bed because of a car accident. The day before the wedding, I received a phone call. On the other end of the line, Anthony was completely drunk. The bar owner asked me to pick him up and take him home. I dropped the wedding favors I was wrapping and rushed out after throwing on a coat. Just before leaving, I saw the car keys Anthony had left at the door.

“Are you telling me that I went crazy after I fainted?” May and Arkanghel nodded. “But I can’t remember anything, and that’s impossible to happen. Why would I believe you?” Their pranks are going too far. How come they dare to joke around while I’m being serious here? “It seems that you guys can’t understand, but I WANT TO KNOW WHAT EXACTLY HAPPENED. Don’t spit b*llsh*t! It’s not funny anymore!” Why are they still joking? I don’t like this. “My lady, please, don’t misunderstand. We’re not joking. That is the exact thing that happened after you passed out.” May look concerned.

That's an understatement. The room filled with laughter, warm and easy, as they shared stories and jokes, enjoying each other's company. Kris suddenly sat up, "Wait, what's the weirdest dream anyone's had recently?" Claudine's eyes sparkled, "Oh, I had this crazy dream about cats taking over the world." Ezrianna chuckled, "That's nothing. I dreamt I was flying, but my wings were made of cotton candy." Denzel shook his head, laughing, "You two are something else." As they continued sharing their bizarre dreams, the evening wore on, filled with warmth, laughter, and the simple joy of being together.

They fell silent again and looked at us intently. Axis and I stared at each other. I hope this time, they would believe — Suddenly I heard loud laughter. My gaze shifted to my parents and Axis' parents. What the? After telling them the truth, they're just going to laugh at us? "Are you trying to joke around young man and you young lady?" My eyes narrowed again at Daddy. "Dad, we're both telling the truth!" I insisted on my Dad. "Son, you've got to be kidding us," Uncle Fordee told Axis. The four of them laughed again. What the heck is happening?