Future Funny Novels & Stories

How far na? Which one be that na?😠 No vex !! Na joke na I've heard oo!!! Hows life?? Life dey ooo!!! I even got a new boo!! So you have dump Vincent?? Who is the new guy?😏 When you come from Holiday, you will see..😁 Okayyyyy oo!! I'll soon come for mid term break. How is school??😜 Fyn oo we just closed. Any inlaw to introduce?? 🙄See mouth*mtchew*

There's more fun coming your way. Till next time, Favvies!

Well things are about to get interesting guys 😁😁😁 Watch out

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Tommy throws one heavy arm over my shoulders "we are going to the amusement park" "Fuck no" One of the other guys say. "For real? I've not done that in years. You don't like parks Gio?"I say with a laugh. "It a funny story involving a sea saw to the groin when we were seven" Tommy says barking out a laugh. "Only you would think that was funny" Gio scoffs. "Dude, it was funny" Freedy deadpans. "Fuck you" Gio mumbled and we all laughed. This is gonna be fun.

I can't explain the feeling I'm having. **** “Why the fuck does Greg want to meet in the club?” “I have no idea, man; I thought he'd come straight home.” Fabio and I sat at a table waiting for Greg. “Ho ho ho, what's up guys, who missed me.” We both turned our heads to the annoying voice and saw Greg. Greg always liked cracking jokes; he's a clown, to be precise. “What the fuck is this?” Fabio asked him. “Eyy, come on man, loosen up. Let's have fun. I have a surprise for you guys.” He said while smiling.

Yuck! "Taxi!!" I called out

“Oh, Trisha just told the funniest joke.” Fiona raised an eyebrow, clearly skeptical. “A joke? From Trisha? This I’ve gotta hear.” “Oh, don’t worry, you’ll get it,” Trisha said, still grinning. “Alright, here goes. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?” Fiona blinked, trying to think. “I dunno. Why?” “Because they don’t have the guts!” Trisha finished with a flourish, proud of herself. Kathryn cracked up again, and Fiona couldn’t help but join in, shaking her head. “Alright, alright, that’s bad, but it’s funny. You should be a stand-up comedian, Trisha.”

“The hell…?” Behind him, Ally burst into uncontrollable laughter, clutching her stomach. “Got you! Oh my god, I got you so good!” she wheezed between laughs. Shawn stared at her, bewildered. “Ally… what is this?” “April Fool’s, big bro!” she sang, still giggling. His shoulders dropped dramatically. “Jesus, Ally. That was not funny.” “Oh please,” she grinned, wiping tears from her eyes. “You think what Dad pulled on us last year was funny? The whole fake vacation, making us pack, driving us to the damn airport…?”

Bradley Fry, my CEO husband, loves bringing his friends home for meals the most. He claims that this makes them feel like an actual family. As they drink in the feast I've whipped up for everyone, one of Bradley's friends comments smilingly, "I knew that you were a virtuous one, Emily! Now this is how the legitimate wife should act!" My expression doesn't falter as I ask in a half-joking manner, "Oh? Does Bradley have a spoiled and pampered mistress by his side, then?" His friends are stunned by my question. A trace of panic crosses their eyes simultaneously. But Bradley just wraps an arm around my shoulders with a smile. "Don't listen to their nonsense, Emily. Who else is worthy as my