Future Funny Novels & Stories

Not her. She tried her best, but nothing came. So she dropped her pen and decided to play her favorite song by her favorite singer. Then she realized she’d left her earpods at home. She sighed. Well… it wasn’t like anyone would be here to complain about disturbance. She pressed play. 🎶🎼 Fat Funny Friend By Maddie Zahm I break the ice… so they don’t see my size… and I have to be nice… or I be next punchline…

"You have no idea–I was just joking around, but those disgusting guys went crazy asking me for your contact." The old me would have already been crying, asking her how she could do this to me, voice breaking. Not this me. My teeth clenched so hard they hurt. My whole body trembled with anger. I snatched the flyer out of her hand and slapped her across the face. Tara screamed, clutching her cheek in disbelief. "You hit me? I treat you like my best friend, and you can't even take a joke anymore?" Best friend? I let out a cold laugh.

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She was sure Marble was around. Clara turned to look around her. But suddenly, she didn't feel that way anymore. "Strange!" Clara is upset. It had been a long time since she felt the energy of Marble. "It's okay! Surely one day you will find Marble!" Dove comforts her. She knows Clara is very impatient to find the whereabouts of the magic stone. The two girls decided to continue walking around the mall. Dove suddenly felt hungry; she dragged Clara into the hot pot restaurant. Clara had just sat down at the table and felt something strange. She turned to the opposite table and saw two men eating.

Good night future self! ******************************************************* January 11, 2004, Dear future self, Haystt! Luther was really annoying! Our new neighbor! He thinks like he’s so rich though I am even richer than him! I was going to buy him a candy for free but he still doesn't want to. Haysst !! But even though he's annoying, he's cute when he gets angry. He acts ike a child, haha. I will tame that tiger and he will become my pet! Goodnight future self!

The technology in this time is so advanced that you will not be able to imagine it even in your wildest dreams. The airports do not exist anymore. Instead there are spaceports. People travel from one planet to another planet, one galaxy to another galaxy for vacation, marriage ceremonies, birthdays etc. Each spaceport has upto 300 rockets and space shuttles. All the cars are now aircars. People do not need aeroplanes and trains anymore. They are just kept as models in the museum to help the upcoming generations to see these 'vintage' machines.

Jordan said in a less cold voice than usual “yes, there is good news and when you hear it you will be jumping like a crazy raccoon” “Hmm, then it must be something spectacular,” “UHmm…our Mickey has finally found himself a girlfriend, he is getting married..” because of hunger Michel had completely forgotten to tell her about the joke, So when Michel heard the sentence about him getting a girlfriend made him choke over his food.

James and Em expected, but Fi, seriously, you. "Aw, Justin, come on. It's just a joke." She said. "Hilarious." James butted in. "Hilarious is also an understatement." Em interrupted him. "Yeah, right, and look how hard I am laughing. Hahaha." Justin said sarcastically. "Justin, what if the same joke was cracked on James?" Fiona suggested it. "Hahaha!! well, that would have been beyond hilarious, right Jamie?" Justin was laughing now. "Give me a hi-fy for that, Justin." Em and Justin gave each other Hy FY.

| The Encounter | TIME PASSED by without you even knowing it. The more you ignore the time, the faster it ticks. First day in College gone better as I expected. No hassle at all. I even meet new girlfriends which share the same interests as mine—Nena, a black American girl who loves coffee and books, Trix, a foodie blonde girl, and Evette, the fashionista. Though I was a bit left behind by being a sassy lady like Evette, still we share the same interests when it comes to putting light retouches on our faces.

Noting the happy expression on their faces. "What are we celebrating?" I said, my eyebrows furrowed. Confusion was at its peak here people. Parker frowned at me and Jenny sighed. Cam gave me a 'seriously?' face. I shrugged at them. Lupin was faster, he held my arms and shook me, "your birthday! We are celebrating your birthday!" Ugh! I forgot he has a very loud voice.