Lower the Seat, Lose the Status: My Wife Became a Beggar
After I get off work from the hospital, I decide to exercise by taking my mountain bike out on a ride. However, that's when I find out that the seat of my mountain bike has been lowered. There's even a blue sticky note with a scribbled heart pasted on the bike handle.
I call my wife, Sabrina Yellin.
"Who took my bike on a ride?"
After a few seconds of silence, Sabrina replies nonchalantly, "Kelly's boyfriend wanted to learn how to ride a mountain bike yesterday, so he practiced a few laps with your bike. What's wrong, though? Is the bike damaged in any way?"
Kelly's boyfriend? But he had boasted about going on an overseas vacation for one whole month last week on his social media account.
My gut feeling tells me that something's fishy about this whole thing. So, I just curl my lips into a smirk.
"Nah. He can keep using it."
After that, I push the mountain bike back to its original parking slot. Then, I find myself two needles so that I can insert them into the seat.
Three days later, when I'm working the night shift at the hospital, a nurse rushes in hurriedly.
"Dr. Hart, there's a male patient in the ER right now. He claims that his crotch was stabbed by needles when he was riding his bike earlier."