Girlfriends Quotes Funny Novels & Stories

he quoted. “The what?!” He burst into laughter again, “You didn’t know?” “Woah! That’s so rude of them to call me that” I gaped at the thought. “Hey, stop laughing! I’m gonna take back the friendship handshake if you laugh anymore” I threatened. He sat straight immediately clearing his throat. “Sorry, it’s not my fault you quote too much”. “But schmuck?” I placed a finger under my chin squinting. “That’s so rude. Who even came up with that?”

making us separate. “You’re so childish,” my girlfriend laughs, tossing the balled up wrapper from her straw at our friend. “And you two are so adorably disgusting. Who just makes out in the middle of a conversation?” “Seriously,” Piper asks. “Are you asking that question because I can recall a time or two when you and Jordan made me want to poke my eyes out.” Sabrina’s mouth opens in surprise, making us all laugh. “I resent that, Piper Barnes.” “Do you? Because I think I have pictures.”

Putting up air quotes at ‘girls like me’. Someone needs to knock this girl off her high horse, I internally growled to myself. She laughed as if what I said was funny, and replied with a fake smile, “Boring girls.” She then flipped her hair, “He is a handsome, smart, and such a gentleman. Guys like Joe, date beautiful, and smart girls. For example,” she then pointed to herself “girls like me.”

This time, Xavia had a tacit understanding with Jacelyn and the rest of the girls as they agreed with what Quinton had just said. Gerald was also starting to get angry as he listened to what they were saying. At this time, he thought to himself about how much this group of girls loved money. Alright then! He would just throw money at them later. Okay! He was angry! At this time, Quinton looked at Gerald before he smiled and said, “Brother Gerald, don’t get me wrong. I was just joking. You aren’t angry, are you? Well, I know that Brother Gerald will definitely not get angry. Are you really someone who can’t take a joke?”

She asked and I furrowed my brows, "girlfriend?" "Navy jeans and blazer.. you guys walked in together looking like The black version of Ellen DeGenerous and Portia De Rossi..." the girl said and I laughed realizing she means my crazy best friend, "She's not my girlfriend...." "She's hot... but you are hotter..." I leaned in and whispered, "thank you.. you look hotter too..." She looked at the queue and there was four people in front of us, I smiled a dirty thought running in my mind, "so will you help me take off my.... you know... coz I think I'll have a hard time alone in there..."

A woman with mid-thirty said. "Hmmm, obviously, she is their brother's girlfriend," Her friends agreed with her. "Look at that girl, she is so young and she starts to seduce men and even she brainwashed them, how sluty she is?!" One. the girl said with displeasure. Like those three, all who were sitting and eating there peeked towards them and commented about Jenny. After filling up, they all went out of the cafeteria and chatted till the break time was over, then they returned to their desk.

Only a few machines, powered by their internal batteries, flickered faintly. In the dark, Katie screamed, "Ah! What happened?" "The power's out!" came the nurse's voice. "Ashton! Are you crazy?" Jason's voice was filled with panic and anger. I lay on the ground, gasping for air. The tape over my mouth had loosened from my sweat. I tore it off. Feeling the warm liquid drip from my forehead, I smiled. In the dark, my smile must've looked savage. Crazy? Yes, I was crazy.

I said in a tone that said, please don't try me today. “Whatever, I wasn't talking to you and it doesn't matter whose table it was; bottom line is you and your friend need to understand that Syn and Shawn are off limits; so you can keep all those giggles, trying to be cute to yourselves. It's sad because you and your friends flirting, giggling, and shit, but I can tell you that him and Shawn are not into fat girls." Syncere's girlfriend said thinking she could actually, hurt our feelings with fat jokes. They were the only ones who thought that dumb shit was funny. Syncere and Shawn looked embarrassed and looking at us saying sorry with their eyes. Me and Ki-Ki looked at each other chuckling.

i said "when do you ever use that word 'girlfriend'?"she asked "just now"i said "okay look am tired so tell Adam to drive us to were you want us to go"she said and I sighed "I want it to be only us, girlfriend "I said "okay, stop the girlfriend stuff it's making me feel weird "she said "sorry"i said "ooh, I can't wait to turn 18, I really need a car"she said and I rolled my eyes and hailed a cab

"Don't cry, everything would be fine." "I need one more shot." "Just one and I'll take you home." She took the shot and leaned on me, wrapping her arms around my neck. She placed her hand on my chest, my hand drifted to her hip and settled. "Do you know what my best friend says?" She asked. "No, I don't. Tell me." "She says that sometimes everyone needs to have some fun to forget what they're going through." "That means you're best friend must be inspirational." "Yes, she's the best and you also," She placed her finger on my lips and moved closer, our lips were brushing. "You're a cute and good guy."