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Furious shouts and insults filled the air. "Scum!" "Murderer!" I saw Katie's face drain of all color.

She ran pass my friends and I could swear she was thanking God for saving her life just now. "What?. Did you three enjoyed the show? Was it so funny ?" I questioned, anger oozing in my voice. Can't believe I was venting my frustration on my friends. Chris,Dante and Becks had been laughing the whole time, like I was some comedian. They ignored my anger. "This is just like a scene out of a movie, don’t you think?" He laughed. "Exactly. The clumsy girl bumps into cruel guy, and they always end up falling in love!" Becks chimed in.

I said. I looked over at the boys, and they slipped the phones out again and recorded me. laughing their ass's off, and Guy is on the floor laughing so much he is like "Damn, I almost pissed myself this is too good," He says. Then I am trying to leave the room, "Why are you all ladies in here anyway?" I asked. "Someone says because of you, you are the richest man and the hottest man here. Someone says. Then some chick walks in, and then she looks over at me, but then she says. " Nope, he isn't that one over there," she says.

People just like pretty girls. I won’t say our society is doomed. I have more faith in people than I should. I turned to face my best friends with a huge grin. “Soooo what do you think?” Chiara shoved a bunch of tiny pretzels into her mouth and gave me a thumbs-up. “Hot,” she said over a mouthful. Classy girl. Jade whistled. “You’re gorgeous, haven’t I always told you that?” “Thank you. And yes, jade, you’re always right.”

Maddie immediately retorted. "I know. I know. Damn Maddie! That was a joke to make you feel better," Audrey said, shrugging her shoulders as she said this. "Well, it sure didn't help make me feel better. I already told you Audrey, you would make a terrible comedian. You will just end up annoying your audience to death," was Maddie's comeback. The two girls bursting into laughter was what preceded Maddie's words. "I will tell you this girlfriend, you are being paranoid, Jake Conat wouldn't possibly fire you for something so trivial," Audrey said when their bout of laughter ended and Maddie sighed, heavily.

, "No, no, let me guess. Did she trip and 'accidentally' fall into your arms today? Or did she conveniently forget how to play the chords just so you could hold her hands and 'teach' her?" "She's just a friend, Kiyara." "Oh, of course. Just a friend.Just a friend who stares at you like a starving hyena looking at a fresh piece of meat., Raghav, sweetheart, have you seen the way she looks at me? If looks could kill, I'd be six feet under by now." "She's not that bad." "Oh really? So it's completely normal for a 'friend' to throw death glares at your girlfriend? To pretend I don't exist? To laugh a little too hard at your dad jokes and touch your arm every five seconds?"

he quoted. “The what?!” He burst into laughter again, “You didn’t know?” “Woah! That’s so rude of them to call me that” I gaped at the thought. “Hey, stop laughing! I’m gonna take back the friendship handshake if you laugh anymore” I threatened. He sat straight immediately clearing his throat. “Sorry, it’s not my fault you quote too much”. “But schmuck?” I placed a finger under my chin squinting. “That’s so rude. Who even came up with that?”

making us separate. “You’re so childish,” my girlfriend laughs, tossing the balled up wrapper from her straw at our friend. “And you two are so adorably disgusting. Who just makes out in the middle of a conversation?” “Seriously,” Piper asks. “Are you asking that question because I can recall a time or two when you and Jordan made me want to poke my eyes out.” Sabrina’s mouth opens in surprise, making us all laugh. “I resent that, Piper Barnes.” “Do you? Because I think I have pictures.”

Putting up air quotes at ‘girls like me’. Someone needs to knock this girl off her high horse, I internally growled to myself. She laughed as if what I said was funny, and replied with a fake smile, “Boring girls.” She then flipped her hair, “He is a handsome, smart, and such a gentleman. Guys like Joe, date beautiful, and smart girls. For example,” she then pointed to herself “girls like me.”

This time, Xavia had a tacit understanding with Jacelyn and the rest of the girls as they agreed with what Quinton had just said. Gerald was also starting to get angry as he listened to what they were saying. At this time, he thought to himself about how much this group of girls loved money. Alright then! He would just throw money at them later. Okay! He was angry! At this time, Quinton looked at Gerald before he smiled and said, “Brother Gerald, don’t get me wrong. I was just joking. You aren’t angry, are you? Well, I know that Brother Gerald will definitely not get angry. Are you really someone who can’t take a joke?”