Good Comebacks To Say To Jerks Novels & Stories

His handsome face is getting darker because of what I said, I rolled my eyes because I need his apology for bumping me. "Jerk, huh? You need to say sorry too for accusing me of being a jerk." He pointed out so I raised my eyebrows and scowled at him. He scoffs at my actions, "But you didn't even say sorry first, so you're a freaking jerk." I spoke to him and smiled forcefully. "Take that back." "Take what? Your ego?" "TAKE. THAT. BACK," he said coldly and gritted his teeth, veins popped out to his neck so I smirked.

I was very ready for whatever argument he's cooking up but the guy is just too shameless. " I know I acted like a jerk earlier but you should have acted like a lady. A slap on my face would have been better, I never expected a kick seasoned with a hard punch and a kneeling that almost destroyed my masterpiece to be forthcoming." I find myself laughing at his joke and he followed, we lay on the ground laughing, seeing that he's all good and won't attempt anything stupid, I got up," you can leave now I'm not quitting, once I make a promise, I keep it and I can't bare leaving pumpum in your care, I don't think I can forgive myself if he grew up being like you."

“What is funny you jerk?” Justin snickered at the stupidity of his sister. “You…fight them. It will be a miracle if you come out with a broken leg from a fight with just one of them.” Justin rubbed his eyes. “That is a lie! I can handle them.”

I wonder, with things going this well, I could actually be happy. Me: Thank you for the painkillers. Will you talk me into smoking next? ThatBackStabbingJerk: Smoking? That might be fun. Are you down for that? Me: Jerk. ThatBackStabbingJerk: Lightweight. You remind me of a fragile little being who needs to be taken care of. A spider. I think I’ll call you my little spider. Me: What the fuck KAISER?! I AM NOT A SPIDER. ThatBackStabbingJerk: Have a good day now, daddy’s busy.

~Kace~ "So are you coming or not?" Graham asked me. "No, I'm not interested, " I responded while I wrote a few things in a notepad. " Come on, don't be a jerk, " he said, "Okay you're already a jerk so don't be an even bigger one. Go there for the vulnerable at least, buy a few drinks, make some donations at the door or just blow off some steam."

“Welcome home, Jessica.” “Fuck you,” is my response, and he smiles even wider as I turn on my heel and walk out the door.

What the heck happened to you? Jeremiah licks at his busted lower lip, "got into a fight, you know the usual. Not too serious." Kylie rolls her eyes, "when are you going to toughen up and fight back? I'm getting tired of always having to stand up for you, be the man you ought to be.''

It was just thrown to his face. What the hell did I just do? I was all cool then boom, I blow up. This is what I get for loving jerks like him. °°°°°°°°°°°° °°°°°°°°°°°°

I scoffed aloud at him, “Stop calling me a pervert, I was only lacking a bit of attention while walking for damn sake! Besides, who are you? Just because you saved me from a fall, it doesn’t give you the right to insult me anyway! I told you I am sorry for bumping into you, what else do you want from me?” “I have no business or interest with the likes of you guys. But still, I will give you a little advice.” That tall jerk walked a step closer to me and tapped on my shoulder, as I saw his big dark eyes curved with the smug, “If you aren’t going to use your eyes while walking, donate it to someone who needs it. Okay?” “You…Hey!?” Before my words could fall out, that jerk gallantly walked past

I said sarcastically. "Yeah, very funny. You're not hilarious," he rolled his eyes. "What? Yeah right, then you have to be reborn until you see my charm." I jested and rolled my eyes since I was being sarcastic, "I already have." Oh shish. Please! Calm down, my heart. Calm down!! "W-We should head back, we might miss Ione. Haha, let's go." I said instead.