Good Comebacks To Say To Jerks Novels & Stories

I said sarcastically. "Yeah, very funny. You're not hilarious," he rolled his eyes. "What? Yeah right, then you have to be reborn until you see my charm." I jested and rolled my eyes since I was being sarcastic, "I already have." Oh shish. Please! Calm down, my heart. Calm down!! "W-We should head back, we might miss Ione. Haha, let's go." I said instead.

, Jess patted my hair. "But?", I asked, pressing myself more into her hug. "No but. Cheaters are asses. What I think is that you should talk. Like true adults do. He'll surely take you back and you don't have to see him all the time, there are plenty of free positions in the company which are far away from him. You'll have different superiors too." "Jess, he won't take me back after what I had said to him. You heard what I called him."

Fuck! "I'm ready to take back shit I never stole!'' Jeremy and I lost our shit! That was too much!

I teased him. A sudden frown marred his face. He smirked at me and retorted, "You don't deserve my best shot." "Oh, is that the case? Then that's why you're showing your worst?" I smirked back at him. It wasn't my intention to annoy him, but it seemed fitting. His rotten personality wasn't meant to be treated normally. I believe, in some way, he deserved those harsh words for him to recognize his own shortcomings. Perhaps, through this, Jack would undergo a complete transformation.

he screamed as he passed “jerk ,you ran into me you should apologize !” I screamed as He ran off . I fumed as a passing car ran through a puddle of street sludge Water. Completely doucing me with the vile smelling water. I screamed and childish threw a tantrum in the middle of the sidewalk. Grr !!! I hate my life!!i screamed sarcastically .I tried to whipe the sludge from my face with my ruined jacket sleeve . I knew I should rush to the hospital to check on my father but I was in desprite need of a shower.

“Oh, geez. It’s hard getting through to you feminists. You guys never admit you need a man to make the tough decisions until it’s too late.” I narrowed my eyes. “Wow... Just wow. Well, if you’re going to keep spewing nonsense, I’m leaving, Mr. Jerk-ass.” I turned and took two steps. “Wait,” he said. I paused, reluctantly. “Look—I’m sorry,” he continued, his voice quieter. “Maybe it’s the meds I’m on, but I didn’t mean to talk to you like that. Or rather, I didn’t mean to say what I wanted to say the way I ended up saying it.”

“That’s a big thing to say now I need you to do the same thing when you pick up your phone and call your ex. Talk your shit.” I started laughing because I lacked the words to talk my shit now. It was funny and a lot of things but most of all, it was embarrassing that I had said what I said, spoken about him possibly kissing me, and he was choosing to not give me an answer. I looked stupid. I broke out of his hold, twisting my shoulders and crossing the room so I was away from him. “You have nothing to say, cool.” “The point wasn’t to answer your question, it was to make you say something you would normally be uncomfortable saying. Something you would have preferred not to say,” Jerome said.

was I seriously considering kissing him again? I shoved at his chest, forcing him to stand upright. "Yesterday was a mistake, okay? Besides, I have Ethan, and I don’t think I’m leaving him anytime soon." His eyes darkened for a split second, before a smirk curled on his lips. "Who said you had to leave him." I blinked, confused. "What is that supposed to mean?" He smirked amused. "We could always be friends with benefits." I felt a jolt of disgust. "You’re an asshole, Jace," I spat, pushing him away, but his smirk only deepened.

"You know we can make you happier than those jerks. " I rolled my eyes and smiled at him fakely. "Okay, First they have a good heart, they're kind and they're not an asshole like the three of you. Second, they make us happier than you all do. And third, stop calling them jerks. Call yourself that because that name's suits you! "

“Man, I used to look up to you, you know that? But look at you now. Sitting here, all washed up. Guess life has a way of bringing everyone down eventually.” I clenched my jaw, feeling the sting of his words, but I kept my face neutral. “Everyone has ups and downs,” I replied, my voice steady. “That’s life.” He looked me over, a mocking smile on his face. “Maybe. But it seems like you’re taking the ‘down’ part pretty seriously.” He lifted his glass in a sarcastic toast. “Here’s to using the rest of your life to pick up the pieces, huh?”