Good Comebacks To Say To Jerks Novels & Stories

"Everything you have said is accurate." Jenny slowly looked toward the older man. He gave her a small, regretful nod. No one else spoke. Isabella returned her attention to Jenny. "You see, building something from nothing teaches you interesting lessons." She glanced briefly toward the presentation screen, where the word "inheritance" was still displayed. "I learned very early that there will always be people who believe you should stay exactly where they first met you." Her voice carried no anger. Only experience. "If you rise, they will call you arrogant. If you defend yourself, they will call you difficult. If you succeed, they will insist someone else made it happen." She smiled quietly.

Erick face was puffed with anger. "How about you? You stink like a goat" Erick retorted "What did you say " Jace asked, I'm sure he didn't expect that comeback Jack was already laughing, even Stacey and Kate too were giggling. Dont be surprised this is how they fight most of the time. And its really funny to watch. "You heard me right, I hug and cry like a girl but at least I don't stink" Erick said with a smirk "Oh you'll regret what you just said " Jace said and pounced on Erick .

with her shaking legs, keeping her head down, and when she uplifts her head, his jerky angry face makes her forget her name. “G-g-good morning, sir,” she somehow manages to say, but he just keeps looking at her. Her palm is sweating just by seeing his face. “Huh, what a lucky day, Judy!” She keeps cursing herself under her teeth. “I-I-I’m sorry, sir, I thought it was someone—” “Shut up!” He shouts at her, making her flinch. “What did you say? Harvard Jerk!” “I think I have to lie; enough of my good girl attitude; life always sucks if it’s about me.” “I’m sorry, sir, it was just a slip of the tongue; I wanted to say Harvard Jer- sorry, Harvard sir, but it became jerk; it was not intentional.

{jerk} "You do know that rules are bound to be broken, don't you?" he chuckled at my statement. "I have a list of punishments. You can keep breaking the rules, and I will keep increasing your punishments," he said cockily. "You know you are the rudest person on the earth."

His handsome face is getting darker because of what I said, I rolled my eyes because I need his apology for bumping me. "Jerk, huh? You need to say sorry too for accusing me of being a jerk." He pointed out so I raised my eyebrows and scowled at him. He scoffs at my actions, "But you didn't even say sorry first, so you're a freaking jerk." I spoke to him and smiled forcefully. "Take that back." "Take what? Your ego?" "TAKE. THAT. BACK," he said coldly and gritted his teeth, veins popped out to his neck so I smirked.

The anger was evident on her face but she kept a cool composure. "How could you not know such a popular person like me?" She asked with a sly smile. "My grandma never taught me to remember names of dirt," I said with a cooler smile than the one she carried. "I never knew your grandma worked in the dirt factory," She retorted. Wait, what?! That must be one of the lamest comebacks I have ever heard, it didn't even make any sense! Like who said such, oh dear Susie it's at this moment I want you to teleport here.

He said, "Oh ok . I will come over if you need some assistance." I said to which he smirked. "You don't need to tell me that." He said arrogantly . Arrogant jerk...... I nodded as I didn't have any other option but to nod and with that he sped off . Sigh.........

“Listen to me, I've known you almost your entire life, and I've seen you wake up and fight, I thought you things remember? To face situations head-on and down let it beat your ass, I told you that, right?” I nod, “Good, don't let it happen to you, you're bigger and stronger than that thing you're stressing about, let it go for now. If having revenge means something to you then go ahead, if you need the time to think things through, go away as well. You don't need to answer to nobody”. I smile softly, “When did you turn so wise, old man?” “Always have been, but when you need me, don't hesitate to give me a call, okay?”

He is serious? "I am sorry." He gently held my hand. "Whenever we meet, I have a reason to apologize to you. I am a jerk, aren't I?" I wanted to laugh but I suppressed that urge and nodded my head in affirmation. "You are." He exhaled loudly, "I am sorry. I should have told you but I was busy hunting down the people who are leaving bad comments about you and the Stones. Don't worry, I have taught them a lesson and they won't say a word again... not even in their dreams."

He didn’t want to lick the urinals in the men’s washroom… He crawled towards Charlie and pleaded, “Please, Master Wade, I’m sorry for belittling you, please forgive me. See, my car is destroyed, please forgive me…” Charlie smiled faintly. “You seemed to like calling me ‘pathetic jerk’ just a while ago. It seems that you’re particularly interested in the words ‘pathetic jerk’, aren’t you?” “Oh, no, no!” Marcus waved his hands and shook his head frantically. “I’m the pathetic jerk! That’s me!”