Happy Holidays Funny Quotes

Hanya karena tak kutemukan noda di malam pertama, kupikir istriku sudah tidak perawan lagi. Aku meninggalkannya begitu saja di rumah orang tuanya setelah kami melewatkan malam pertama. Tanpa peduli apa yang akan terjadi setelah kulakukan semua ini. Vote yaa untuk mendukung penulis dan kasih bintang lima. Terima kasih

Karna terlalu sibuk sebagai wanita karir, Lena sampai mengabaikan tugasnya sebagai seorang istri dan Ibu bagi anak semata wayangnya. Saat suaminya meminta waktunya untuk bermesraan, Lena selalu menolak dengan alasan lelah setelah bekerja seharian. Begitu pula respon Lena saat buah hatinya meminta waktu untuk mengajaknya bermain, dia selalu bilang sedang sibuk. Anak mereka juga di asuh oleh baby sitter, namun anak itu tetap rewel ingin bersama Ibunya. Hingga pada akhirnya Lena, meminta sang adik yang baru lulus SMA untuk bekerja di rumahnya sebagai pengasuh anaknya. Lambat laun, Lena semakin tidak perduli pada anak dan suaminya. Dia juga meminta sang adik untuk menggantikan tugasnya mengurus keponakan dan suaminya. Bagaimana kisah rumah tangga Lena dan suaminya pada akhirnya??

Jauhari Devanka, pengawal muda PBK, ditugaskan untuk menemani Avreen Ravania Gahyaka, putri kedua Mediawan, berlibur ke Australia. Avreen yang hendak melanjutkan kuliah pascasarjana di sana, ingin meninjau beberapa universitas. Pada awalnya liburan itu berjalan lancar. Namun, semuanya berubah kacau, ketika tanpa sengaja Avreen menjadi saksi penga-niayaan dua laki-laki. Semenjak itu, Avreen dikejar para pelaku yang merupakan anggota mafia. Jauhari dan para ajudan muda lainnya, berjibaku untuk melindungi Avreen. Satu peristiwa fatal menjadikan posisi Jauhari terjepit. Demi melindungi sang nona, Jauhari terpaksa mengorbankan dirinya.

For someone with a last name like Love, Cassie hasn't been all that lucky in it. First her sister crashed her wedding and made away with her fiance, and now she finds herself married to a grouchy hockey player who is averse to love and festivities, and brings out the sassy side of her. She can't wait for the holidays to be over so she'll get an annulment and never have to see Liam again. If only it were that easy...

Jessica and her family went to visit her aunt during holidays,she didn't want to go along because she had a bad feeling about the house. In the same day they arrived armed man broke into the house,no one knew they reason they came but they killed her Aunt Laura and was messing around with them. Little did they know that Jessica wasn't a typical teenager. She was just walking on a thin line. They messed with the wrong house.

I'm a CEO. Funny things keep happening around me after I meet a weird woman.

Bronwyn thought the hardest part of coming home for the holidays would be facing her small town past. She never imagined walking into the Rhiggs estate and feeling her body come alive under the gaze of Trenton Rhiggs, her best friend Eudora's father. He is everything she should not want: older, powerful, and completely forbidden. Trenton Rhiggs is a man who built an empire and commanded respect from everyone around him. Widowed for three years, he buried himself in work and being a father. Then Bronwyn arrived for the holidays and suddenly the girl he remembered became a woman he cannot stop thinking about. Every instinct tells him to stay away but having her under his roof makes that impossible. When a blizzard traps them alone in the massive Rhiggs estate, the attraction neither can deny finally erupts. What starts as one stolen night becomes an addiction neither can quit. They know it is wrong. They know Eudora can never find out. But some cravings are too powerful to resist. Their secret burns hotter every day until someone sees something they should not have. A business rival discovers the affair and threatens to expose Trenton unless he backs away from a major deal. Bronwyn becomes leverage in a dangerous game. Now Trenton has to choose between protecting his empire or claiming the one woman he was never supposed to touch. Their forbidden desire might cost them everything but walking away feels impossible.

During the holidays, Ellie Harper, my wife who's a hospital director, tells me once again that she has taken on a few operations at the last minute, so she can't go home with me to spend time with my parents. But soon, I see her assistant, Jaiden Roth's social media feed. Apparently, Ellie is slaughtering pigs at Jaiden's village in preparation for a holiday party. The caption writes, "Dad says having a daughter-in-law who works as a doctor is amazing. To think that she's this skilled in slaughtering pigs as well!" With a cold smirk curling on my lips, I leave a like on the post. I also comment, "That's her major, after all." My colleagues keep gossiping among themselves in various group chats. They all think I'll definitely get into a huge fight with Ellie this time. Ellie wastes no time in calling me. I can already imagine the impatient look on her face and the way her brows are drawn into a tight frown. "Jaiden's village is hosting a huge party for the holidays, so I'm there to lend them a helping hand! What's with that passive-aggressive tone of yours, huh? "There isn't anyone who can help out in his household, you know! Do you know how badly it'll reflect on his family if no one from his side helps out at all? I was just helping him out as a friend! What's there to kick up a fuss over? "Hurry up and remove the like and the damn comment! Don't make life difficult for Jaiden at the hospital, you hear me? "Once I get back from the village, I'll pick a good date to go back to your hometown with you, okay?" Another empty promise from Ellie, it seems. All she does is making empty promises that she can never keep nowadays. I'm completely stuffed with those promises, and I can't afford to wait for her anymore. Once the holidays are over, I'll receive the divorce certificate marking the end of our seven-year marriage once and for all.

Laundrymaid, cook, janitress— name it all. These are among of the tasks YUMI has to do every day. In short, she's your generous all-around maid who works without getting paid. However, her monotonous life of being the modern Cinderella will soon end the moment she lays eyes on VINCENT, who is a rich, fair young boy who is offering her one huge offer no lady of her status would ever say no— to marry him. Everything is already supposed to be a happy ending for Yumi until her cruel stepmother-in-law, VICTORIA, steps in to ruin the dream-like fantasy she has ever dreamed of. Will her fairytale-like life with her prince charming end so soon? Or will she then begin to put her A-game on a battle against her stepmother-in-law for the sake of Vincent and the life she has longed for?

Anindya Nasywa Wulandari, seorang gadis pekerja keras yang harus menerima takdir buruk. Dicampakkan sang pacar yang merupakan atlet bola nasional hanya lewat pesan singkat saja. Selang satu minggu, Anin menerima kabar jika Dimas Wisnu Pratama, nama mantan pacar Anin sedang melakukan lamaran dengan selebgram cantik yang juga merupakan putri anggota dewan. Rasa cinta, marah dan kecewa menjadi satu. Anin tak menyangka, jalan cintanya harus kandas akibat peran orang ketiga. Layaknya sebuah permainan sepakbola, dimana peran pemain kedua belas biasanya akan mengecoh sebuah tim dan membungkus dalam kehancuran. Hubungannya pun kandas akibat peran orang ketiga.