Novel & Cerita Hilarious Book Quotes

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The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the buggers." Memorable Quotes "Scattered showers my ass!" Noah. "I have no problem with you talking to yourself as long as it doesn't turn into an argument" Woody Allen. "If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Then quit. There's no point being a damn fool about it." W.C.Fields. "The one thing that all porn stars have in common is a dread of filming the scenes that don't involve sex" Fanny Lightfoot (Porn Movie Director) "For every human problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." H. L. Mencken

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She took a few deep breaths trying to regain control. “What the hell is so fucking funny?” Bernard growled, infuriated with the woman in front of him. “I’m sorry. It’s just you thinking that you knew what buttons to push is hilarious. For you to not understand what happened means you’ve never read Art of War by Sun Tzu. Clearly that is the only explanation for you failing to grasp what happened.” She chuckled, shaking her head. “Aren’t all successful businessmen quoting that book smugly to those beneath you?”

"We're hoping you'll find it funny and entertaining. Nerius squawked in encouragement, causing me to smile. “Um, what did the Griffon say when he walked into the bar?” I asked. “What?” Szan asked. “Ouch.” Only the Fiery Lynxes found that funny. Yeah this was going to be pretty rough. One after another we went up and told our funniest jokes and yet there was nothing. Not a chitter, a chuckle or even a snort from the Griffons. We were becoming hopeless.

"Have a good night, mother. Maybe pick up a book about kleptomania? It might help you." Did he just really say that? To his mother?! Maddox leads me over the threshold, and I stifle a laugh by biting the inside of my mouth. But even then, laughter is bubbling up within me, but luckily, it's not until we are out through the doors that I lose it. I belt out laughter, and Maddox arches an eyebrow. "What's so funny?" "Pick up a book about kleptomania..." I sink my teeth into my lower lip, yet the slight pain doesn't prevent me from laughing. "You're a legend..."

Meanwhile, as the men talked, Harriet glanced at Quinn and uttered, “Your books saved my marriage.” Quinn raised her eyebrows before asking, “How so?” Harriet giggled and blushed. She replied, “When things became a little boring in the bedroom with my husband, I asked him to reenact the spicy scenes with me. I know I shouldn’t say this, but things have never been boring ever since.” Quinn blushed profusely. She thought, ‘I probably wasn’t supposed to hear that.’ Anyhow, she realized her mother-in-law was a friendly and open-minded person. She smiled and responded, “I’m glad my books were of help.”

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he explained. I laughed and looked at his serious face. "What, are you really falling in love with me again?" I asked him and burst into laughter. "What is funny?" He asked me. "Do you know how cringe that sounds?" I asked him still trying not to laugh. "We are going to get kicked out of the library if you keep laughing so loudly," He said. "don't worry about that," I assured him. "I have to be, your laugh sounds so horrible they must think an animal is dying in here," He said and moved away from the shelf. I stopped laughing offended by his words.

Matt muttered from the hallway. “Hey, I say great nuggets of wisdom!” Colby stifled a laugh. “Rain you say some of the most hilarious things but I don’t know if I would say that it’s wise.” “I am offended right now.” Matt snorted. “See you're saying something funny right now!” *** Lia