Hilarious Book Quotes Novels & Stories

I heard Sophia's low laugh, and she turned away from me briefly. "I agree, I'm starving." She said. ************ Note: Don't forget to like, comment and share the book! This really helps it grow on the platform

“You were going to read that cryptic, old-ass, dusty-ass spellbook like some... like some cryptic nerd!” “Its not a spellbook and I am not a cryptic nerd!” I gasped, indignant. Christian laughed, an actual, real laugh that made his whole face light up for a second. "Oh you absolutely are. You’re the kind of person who reads a warning carved into a wall in Latin and says, ‘Hmm, I should read more.’” I bit my cheek, trying not to smile. "And you’re the kind of person who’d hear a noise in a haunted house and say, ‘Must be the wind,’ right before getting eaten."

Wounds that don’t really heal. But my ears were attuned to these sarcasms from my best friend. Every time he said something like this, I felt a strange urgency within. To arrive at the moment when I would make it big with my book. To arrive at The Booker. I would take those words in, like you swallow a bitter-tasting Saridon when you have a headache. And I would become quiet for a moment. He would understand, as always he did and then try to pacify me with kinder words.

I struggled to catch my breath between fits of laughter, my body shaking with emotion. "What's funny," "You," I managed to gasp between giggles, feeling a surge of confidence "You never learn, Lilith. You are so cute." My words were laced with amusement, despite the gravity of the situation.

she giggled at her own joke. Guila’s giggle rippled through the air, a moment of levity amidst the heavy atmosphere. Her joke, bizarre and unexpected, painted a vivid picture in my mind. I couldn’t help but smile at her words, the image she conjured absurdly amusing. It was as if, even in the darkest moments, she managed to find a glimmer of humor, a ray of light that pierced through the shadows.

The people who looked at his contagious laugh also began to smile. ~Hahahah "Oh, my god! Hilarious… that was freaking hilarious. ~Huff ~Huff… "my sides hurt so much... I might just die!" ~Tch "Stop laughing!" Kiara spewed slurs, "What the hell is so funny you fucking cockalorum?" ~Hahahaha "Just look at your face." Akash kept laughing at her face, "I never thought I'd see this day in my life. The first time you asked someone out and got shot down like a tool… you must be so embarrassed… Hahaha!"

I traced a constellation with a glint in my eyes, “It’s my motto, maybe you should make it yours too” I tilted my head to give him a genuine smile. I saw his wheels turning in his head for a while through his green orbs, then he broke into small chuckles, shaking his head. I blinked my eyes as to why he was laughing. We were talking serious things right before he began chortling. Did I say something funny? “Why’re you laughing?” I asked. He silenced his chuckles to look at me biting his lips preventing any more. “No wonder you were called the ‘Quote Schmuck’” he quoted.

“It’s never early for anything as long as you want it.” “Nice quote. Where did you hear it from?” Asher asked me as he took a sip from the cup in his hands. “Would you believe me if I told you that I just made it up on the spot?” Asher stared at me for a few seconds before bursting into laughter, and I joined in, following suit. “That’s impressive.” “Thank you,” I replied, raising my glass towards him before taking a look around the place. “You look like you’ve got something you want to say, Lorenzo.”

I narrowed my eyes, swirling the beer in my hand. “Still convinced that being able to quote The Art of War makes you interesting?” The people around us shifted awkwardly, sensing the brewing storm. Evans grinned, that smug smile that made my fist itch to wipe it off his face. “I’m just saying quoting strategy books is a little more useful than knowing how to throw a ball.” "Useful?" I barked out a laugh. "Yeah, nothing says 'life skills' like being able to ruin a party with strategic discourse."

Oops I forgot but how can I reach the books at the top" I asked. " I was actually waiting for you to ask me that, you'll jump up to reach there" . " Jump?? " I said with my eyes wide. "Yes " "But I ...I can't reach up there if I jump" I said and he started laughing holding his stomach. What did I say that is funny I thought In my head. "I'm just kidding you should see your face right now, you won't jump " he said after laughing so hard. " Hmm " I hummed.