Novel & Cerita Hilarious Book Quotes

“Hmm?” “If you keep talking like a LinkedIn motivational speaker, I’m going to throw up all over your father’s car interior.” He turned, blue eyes dropping to my face. “My joke was good.” “Your joke sounds like it was raised in a boardroom.” “That’s slander.” “That’s autobiography.”

And l unintentionally read the title. “Oh you’re reading The Great Gatsby”, l suddenly asked. Before l could stop myself. “Yes. It’s a great book”, the man replied with a warm smile as he glanced down at his book. “Have you read it yet?”, he asked curiously. “Are you kidding me”, l laughed. “I wasn’t actually in love, but l felt a sort of tender curiosity”, l laughed as l quoted Gatsby. With an exaggerated air of sophistication. The young man laughed in amusement and l felt a unfamiliar sense of joy at his laughter. And suddenly l blurted out, “I’m Leigh, by the way”.

“Says the man who used an annotated memoir on territorial legislation as bedtime reading.” He leaned back, that amused tilt softening the sharp lines of his jaw. “That was strategy.” “No, that was masochism. At least my books have characters who feel things.” “Like talking ravens and ravishing maidens.” I cracked a smile before I could stop it. “As opposed to your gripping tale of Pack finance reforms in 1997?” “Historic. Influential.” “Boring.” We were both laughing now, genuinely, fully, that kind of surprised laughter that bubbles up when you were least expecting it. It felt warm, stupid, a little reckless. I hadn’t laughed like that in… gods, I didn’t know how long.

They kept mocking. “Don't you have something to do like train instead of following me with your stupid things?” I asked sullenly as I turned to face them. "Yes.” Hilary replied with a shrug, "but making fun of you when you're not with Liv is our favorite sport... and the funniest too.” "Okay, greaseball with legs.” the evil was tangible in her voice "Do you really think Liv would notice you in any way other than friendly?” I couldn't help but think that her smile was devilish.

Hazel Our laughter echo through the whole room as we laugh at the joke Esther cracked about the funniest moments that happened in the village. I felt like my stomach is going to burst from laughing. Funny enough, she didn't even smile while giving the story. And here I was eyes welling up. “Please stop it. I can't take it anymore” I said amidst laughter.

Athena POV “I used to think my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it’s a comedy”. That famous quote from the Joker runs through my head over and over, as my clothes are absolutely drenched in slimy red and yellow gunk. Only, in my case, it’s still a tragedy. I fail to see the comedy part in all of this.

I let out a sarcastic smile, “have fun inhaling carbon dioxide there.” With that, they burst out laughing. “We really need to think ways to put some humor inside your brain!” Ave exclaimed, still laughing. I pursed my lips. “I don’t need that.” “As expected from you,” Rebel chuckled. I roll my eyes heavenwards. I don’t need some humor. A bitter smile placed against my lips. I only need someone who’ll save me from this hell. “How about this?” “Your showing too much skin.” “This one?” “Too short.”

Nick looked at me intensely for a moment before a laugh fell from his lips. "Mind sharing what's so funny?" "Not at all," he replied. "You are what's funny." "How am I funny?" "You just cried over a fictional romance book about the back and forth of an asshole angel and a very inquisitive girl who always died in each life," he laughed. "You are the most ridiculous person I have ever had the pleasure of knowing." I could not believe he just called me ridiculous. "I am not ridiculous and it's a really good book, you should read it before you jump to conclusions."

I shook my head and went to sit across Audrey. She was laughing at the quotes on the wall. “These are hilarious,” she said, reading one aloud: ‘I don’t need you to brag about me, I just don’t want you to deny me in front of people. – FART!’ Her laughter burst out, filling the café. I just stared, completely captivated. Every laugh, every sparkle in her eyes, it was contagious. “Here’s another one!” she giggled. ‘What a life! Eggs every single day… eggs, eggs, eggs… Do you know who said that?’ Her eyes gleamed mischievously.

] "One of the things I like about him... He's a corny joker." ["Like what?"] I clap my hands once. "About teleporting mosquitos. Anyhow, he can make me laugh." ["He could have learned from me~ To make a woman laugh is to make them fall for that man."] "Like what?" ["Hmm, what do you call a mosquito inside the mosquito net?"] "What?"