Hilarious Quotes About Men Novels & Stories

Even though he was saying funny words, there wasn’t a hint of smile or laughter on his face. “Are you seriously quoting Nagato from Naruto?” One of the tied men joked and let out a painful chuckle. The other one smiled awkwardly with his swollen lips. “Yeah, and I’m happy you’ve seen Naruto, now I’m going to show you what Nagato really meant.” Nick replied furiously, he stabbed the man on his lap then twisted the knife, the sound of flesh tearing apart and the splash of blood was covered by the man’s outrageous yell. “Who fucking sent you?” Nick yelled back, ignoring his painful screams.

“Sounds cool, i live football too. I supoort Chelsea.” “Me too.” “What do you not like?” “Um greed, talking too much, social media and short men.” The last aprt wa son purpose and he was kust laughing. “What do you have against short men?” “They arw just down to earth.” “Are you for reals? C’mon, donnot be like that,” “For me, i love working, making money and rim jobs.” “Wow…” “Yeah, i dislike seafoods, long skirts and women who cannot arch properly.”

I turn around to face the person. " Excuse me?" I ask. " They are ladies after all. They can't handle heavy training. A female being a warrior sounds like a farfetched plan." He replies and I narrow my gaze at him. What I hate the most is such deprecating comments coming from a grown ass man. " Are you perhaps looking down on them?" I ask, seeking clarity. The frown on my face deepens when the man starts laughing. " I just spoke the truth. Don't try and twist my words."

"Oh, I thought I could hold back my laughter, but I couldn't bear it anymore, hahaha." Shiyu and Qiushui were even more annoyed. If Samuel hadn't reached out to stop them, they would have rushed over and chopped these bitches into minced meat. "Is it that funny?" At this time, Samuel couldn't help frowning. "F*ck, this idiot even asked me if it was funny, haha!" "Damn it, what a stupid man! Damn it, I've seen a pretentious person, but I've never seen such a stupid person. He is the Chief of the Mysterious Man Alliance? Oh, I'm so funny."

Who are these men, and what do they want from you? These are the queries that I muttered to myself in a way that was inaudible to anybody else, and one of them noticed that I was moving my lips. "Hey, girl, do you think we are joking here; what is it that you are saying that you can't speak up in answering our questions?" "Hey, lady, do you think we are joking here; what is it that you are saying that you can't speak up These comments were hurled aggressively at me by one of those men, who had a horrifying expression on his face the entire time.

one of the other Elders wondered making the rest laugh. These old men don’t even have teeth at the back. How the fuck do they still laugh in sync together in perfect harmony ? Although their laughs are too shrill for men to have. Ughh. Stupid whiny voice boxes. “Looks like she will be worth more dead than alive afterall,” another remarked and the rest of the assholes guffawed even louder at that. “She is nothing ! If she were in my toilet I wouldn't even bother flushing it. My bath mat means more to me than her,” another scumbag commented and then noises similar to cackling geese echoed throughout the place.

“It’s good to have you back, man. All these youngins are getting unrully. I can’t handle them myself. Not to mention these women. They have hardly allowed me anytime to shit since you have been gone. It’s like a curse.” I laughed out loud. “oh Luca, I am sure you were treated awful by all the ladies while I was away.” He leaned into whisper into my ear. “Don’t make fun of me, okay. My manhood refused to work for a while. I think they wore it out.” I couldn’t help it now. I was bent over with my hands braced on my knees. I was laughing so hard I was out of breath. “You are a fucking idiot, you know that?”

I said, giving him a mocking smile, "That sounds like something a typical man would say." “I like my version of the quote, especially because it’s wrong.”

“You know what they say, all size, no stamina.” The whole room burst into laughter. Salt guy even coughed up a chuckle through his pain. I didn’t laugh. “Maybe she just got bored of your brooding face. Women like a man who smiles sometimes, not just one who looks like a haunted statue.” Still, I didn’t flinch. Until he said, “Or maybe your dick doesn’t work anymore.” That was it. My chair scraped back hard as I stood. “My dick works just fine,” I said, sharp and clear. “And unless any of you want to see it up close, I suggest you all shut the fuck up.”

Mentally, a wry grin spread across my lips, but outwardly, I kept a blank/serious expression, as if this should be common knowledge. “Yeah, recent studies show that when men see a pair of tits, they revert back to Neanderthals,” I delivered evenly. “Lose their ability to speak, become single-minded morons and the only type of weapon they’re able to wield is their dicks.” He blinked once! Then twice… And I was hurting, I wanted to laugh so bad! “What?” he gritted, still looking at me as if he couldn’t decide if he should wring my neck – or ring a mental institution!