Hilarious Quotes About Men Novels & Stories

"You jerk, are you trying to make life hard for me on purpose? Let me tell you, from now on, I'll only be gentle and considerate to one woman.” When he said that, he looked at Yvonne, but Yvonne ignored him. Then, someone next to them laughed and said, "Mr. Quimby, even Ms. Yates doesn't believe what you’re saying. Of course, other people won't believe it as well." "Time will reveal a man's heart. Of course, you guys won’t believe in me now.” "I just know that you can’t make a dog stop eating its own sh*t if it’s become a habit,” a man interjected.

Diane clenched her fist, looking sharp at the man before her. Quintin internally laughed at her reaction, but he was not done annoying her yet. "I could even call Lucas a hero! He sacrificed his happiness and marriage just for his wife's safety. Maybe for some, it was lame, but for us men, those kinds of acts were common, especially if we love someone dearly." He paused and looked around to see if anyone was looking at them. He didn't want anyone to think he was bullying the woman, but good thing all the guests were busy and no one bothered to notice them. He turned back to Diane, who remained speechless.

“They would still fight for my dead body, they won't even spare you a glance.” The man fists clenched, his jaw tightened. The other burst into laughter. “He is right,” he laughed loudly. “C'mon man, do you really think you have a chance when all the women have behold that?” He mocked, pointing a finger at me. The second guy rolled his eyes but didn't press further.

“I haven’t finished my point. My comment about men not being suitable for women was based on their frequent impatience and quick temper, which some studies suggest can be linked to violent tendencies. I’d advise the lovely women to be cautious and seek out gentle and courteous partners.” “You…” “Oh, and by the way,” Miranda continued, “the statement I made was quoted from the renowned criminologist Dr. Michelle’s book Human Nature’s Weakness, specifically from the third section, second paragraph of the final chapter. It’s not my original thought; we must respect intellectual property. If you doubt it, feel free to look it up or discuss it with Dr. Michelle himself.” “...Damn it!” The man cur

" The crowd shouted in a loud voice. "Of course I do," Leonard replied. "And what is the idea? What do you have for us?" They all asked Leonard. "Okay, tell me to put it this way, the ideas I have, are an idea for real men, it's what real men usually do,?" Leonard said. (Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! ! ! ! the whole crowd laughed,) " Hmmm! ! ! ! Really? real men do think straight, they don't always waste time on irrelevant things. Ride on man." Someone among the crowd shouted.

He added stressing the last sentence a bit but I could tell there was more to the words but I couldn't decipher it either. "I must say he his really lucky unless I wouldn't mind to have you in my bed right now." Lucian said shamelessly and laughed out to which Arthur joined in. I was stunned at the rate to which this men spoke so shamelessly. They knew nothing about women's pride I guess, how could they spoke so shamelessly and still laughed out at it. I really wished I have the powers to beat them up, I really hate men who doesn't acknowledge men, those words hurt my feelings. I couldn't take this anymore, I was maddening with anger and at the verge of breaking inwardly when I heard someone

she questioned, earning a sarcastic laugh from the male who got up from sitting on the ground beside the bed for some time now. “You’re too narcissistic of yourself. I’d rather stand in front of a full-length mirror and admire my 5’11 height on full view. If I were a woman, I’d show no hesitation to admire and court myself for everlasting love.” he retorted, placing the back of his hand over his forehead in a sarcastic remark. A series of laughter followed after from the both of them which took some time before they ceased their laughter and panted, catching their breath.

"Comfortable honesty isn't really honesty. It's just accuracy about things that don't matter." I laughed quietly, genuinely, the second real laugh he had produced in me in three conversations, and felt it move through my chest like something being unlocked. "That's not common among men of your standing." "Perhaps that's why I find them so terribly dull." I glanced across the room.

Asher asks making Axel laugh heartily as I stared at the two psychopaths next to me. “Yeah like let’s go easy on them.” Axel jokes sarcastically making Asher laugh more. “Let’s forgive them.” “Let them off with a warning.” “Yeah, we will be the bigger person.” The sarcastic back and forth continues as they high-five each other, unable to contain their laughter as they held on their stomach. What is wrong with these men? “When you guys joke around, people have panic attacks. What kind of sick sense of humour is this? What kind of monster-“ I finally speak up, expressing my horror but they ignore me and continue laughing.

He’d slipped on dark glasses and gone quiet. “Why do men have to have such huge vehicles? I think it must be a sexual thing. ‘Look at me. Mine’s bigger and better than yours.’” She heard a choking noise. “Are you all right?” He howled in laughter. “Do you always say exactly what’s on your mind?” “It’s a bad habit of mine.” Rand chuckled again. “Thanks for the laughs. I tend to be the opposite. My family says I’m too serious.” “I’ll be happy to cheer you up anytime you need it. Just call. If I’m at work, I’ll leave a recording of jokes.”