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{TW: DARK ROMANCE, ABUSE, DADDY KINK, PSYCHOTIC, VIOLENCE. This is not your typical dark romance novel, it gets darker with each chapters so if you can't handle it, kindly exit, not all Male leads are heroes some can be your worst nightmare, if you are looking for love you won't find it here} *********************************** "Won't you like to open your gift, Bambi?" It wasn't a question. César Navarro never asked. He commanded. When Anya Esmeralda Torres untied the silk ribbon and lifted the lid of the velvet box, her world shattered. Inside, staring back at her with dead, lifeless pupils, were the green eyes of Giovanni De Luca.....the man whose gaze had made her uncomfortable all evening. Her scream ripped through the silence. "Now his eyes will never trouble you again." He said it like he'd given her a necklace. Like dismemberment was romance. Like murder was love. César Navarro, known in the underworld as Calavera, wasn't just the founder of a billion-dollar tech empire. He was the Skull—mafia heir, executioner, and obsession wrapped in a tailored suit. And Anya? She was his cage bird. His possession. His favorite game. But Anya wasn't born to be caged. She was fire—wild, defiant, desperate for freedom. And no matter how many diamonds he draped her in, she vowed to escape. The question is: can you ever run from a monster who always finds you? Or will love become the cruelest prison of all?

Lantaran tak ingin dicap sebagai pelakor, Misya yang hendak dijodohkan oleh sang papi nekat menyewa seorang pemuda yang berprofesi sebagai cowok bayaran. Sedangkan Glenn terpaksa menerima tawaran Misya lantaran terdesak kebutuhan. Lantas, bagaimana keduanya menjalani pernikahan dengan perbedaan usia yang terpaut jauh? Sementara Misya mulai tertarik dengan berondong kesayangannya itu.

Hidup sempurna Cahaya Anindiya –Aya– berubah saat Carita Paramita –Ari– datang. Bukan, nyatanya Aya lah yang sudah merebut semua kesempurnaan dan kemewahan yang seharusnya milik Ari. Meskipun itu bukan salah Aya, benih rasa bersalah itu sudah terlanjur bersarang di hatinya. Namun saat Zayn –kekasihnya direbut, semua kesalahan dilimpahkan padanya, dan ia hanya menjadi tempat sampah emosi Ari, Aya bertahan dengan pendampingan dari Tris.

Mia Anderson’s life has been defined by her battle with addiction, holding her back from achieving her dreams of becoming a successful businesswoman. After a failed attempt to land an accounting job, her past catches up with her, and she spirals back into old habits. But as she faces the consequences of her actions, Mia is forced to confront her darkest fears and find the strength to rebuild her life before it's too late.

Meski masih SMA, Andini bekerja keras mengumpulkan uang untuk membeli rumah agar bisa membawa ibunya keluar dari rumah neneknya yang seperti neraka. Hanya saja, suatu hari, Andini mengetahui sebuah rahasia besar: rumah yang ia kira milik neneknya ternyata adalah milik almarhum ayahnya. Namun, neneknya selama ini sengaja menyembunyikan karena menganggap lebih berhak sebagai ahli waris karena dialah ibu yang sudah melahirkan Anto. Lantas, bagaimana nasib Andini dan ibunya?

น้ำผึ้ง อายุ 32 ปี ปัจจุบันก็ทำงานฟรีแลนซ์ทั่วๆ ไป เคยแต่งงานตอนอายุ 25 และเลิกรากับอดีตสามีไป เพราะมันดันมาออกลายตอนที่แต่งงานแล้ว ใครต่อใครต่างก็คิดว่าเธอถูกสามีทิ้งเพราะหน้าตาเฉิ่มเชยไม่รู้จักแต่งตัว แต่ใครจะไปรู้ว่าเธอเองนั่นแหละที่เป็นคนขอหย่า และก็เป็นคนที่ไล่อดีตสามีออกไปจากบ้านเอง ออสติน อายุ 25 ปี หนุ่มลูกครึ่งฝรั่งเศส เรียนจบจากอเมริกา และได้กลับมารับตำแหน่งแทนผู้เป็นพ่อ พ่อหนุ่มใสซื่อแถมยังสดซิงไม่เคยผ่านมือสาวมาก่อน แต่ดันต้องมาเสียซิงให้กับแม่หม้ายอย่างน้ำผึ้ง งานนี้เขาจะไปยอมได้ไง เธอต้องรับผิดชอบสิ นั่นมันครั้งแรกของเขาเลยนะ

ตื่นขึ้นมาอีกที… ดาราสาวกลับกลายเป็นต้นหญ้าในโลกแปลกประหลาด! เธอไร้เสียง ไร้ร่าง แต่กลับมีหัวใจที่ยังรู้สึกเจ็บปวด และเด็กชายตัวน้อยผู้เป็นเพียงคนเดียวที่มอบหยาดน้ำให้เธอ…

Ang araw na inakala ni Ruby na magiging pinakamasayang sandali ng kanyang buhay ay nauwi sa isang bangungot. Iniwan siya sa altar ng lalaking pinakamamahal niya—si Haven Davidson—walang paliwanag, walang mensahe, walang bakas. Sa loob ng maraming taon, tapat siyang naghintay. Kumapit sa pag-asa, sa pag-ibig, na unti-unting naging sugat sa puso. Hanggang sa dumating ang araw na nalaman niya ang katotohanan—at tuluyang gumuho ang kanyang paniniwala. Ang lahat ng paghihintay... ay nauwi sa wala. Ang pagmamahal niya... matagal nang namatay. Pagkalipas ng apat na taon, bumalik si Haven. Ngunit hindi yakap ang sumalubong sa kanya—kundi isang demanda ng diborsyo. At si Ruby? Nawala na lang na parang bula. Doon lamang napagtanto ni Haven: mahal pa rin niya si Ruby. Mahal na mahal. Ngunit huli na ba ang lahat? Sa pagitan ng pag-ibig at konsensya, determinado si Haven na hanapin si Ruby at itama ang lahat ng pagkakamali. Pero... maaari pa bang buhayin ang pusong matagal nang nawasak? Ano nga ba ang tunay na nangyari noon? At ano ang nagtulak kay Ruby para tuluyang lumayo at tapusin ang lahat?

Bill is a nobody, a health inspector who’s not above taking a few dollars to overlook a restaurant’s mouse problem, and hated by nearly everyone except his long-suffering girlfriend. His nephew, Trent, isn’t much better: sexually and morally confused, he’s probably the worst teenage con artist on the East Coast. But today, these two losers harbor a sentient parasite with a sarcastic sense of humor and a ravenous appetite. As the parasite figures out how to control its new human hosts, the focus of its desires grows from delicious cheeseburgers and beer to something much darker and more dangerous.©️ Crystal Lake Publishing

Ten years ago, Dominic Montoya broke Ava Sofia's heart, until their paths crossed again. She's now different from the girl he used to know, wala na yung tabain na Ava Sofia. Sexy curves, sweet smiles and bubbly humor but wariness is very evident in her eyes siguro dahil sa nagawa sa kanya ni Dominic. Indulge in daydreaming about her, he thinks that's a bad idea but when he saw her talking and laughing with his little girl, Dominic saw everything he always wanted but all she want is revenge..