Humorous Holiday Quotes Novels & Stories

I told Jason as a matter of fact. “I wish I could be there, but—” Jason began. I was already familiar with his excuse. I had heard it so many times and today, I finished it for him, “I know how it goes,” I quoted Jason as much as I could. “Holidays bring the casualties, and Christmas is a big holiday. I get it,” I said to Jason, soft with my words. On second thoughts, I added with a hint of sarcasm. “I get it all the time.”

I shook my head and went to sit across Audrey. She was laughing at the quotes on the wall. “These are hilarious,” she said, reading one aloud: ‘I don’t need you to brag about me, I just don’t want you to deny me in front of people. – FART!’ Her laughter burst out, filling the café. I just stared, completely captivated. Every laugh, every sparkle in her eyes, it was contagious. “Here’s another one!” she giggled. ‘What a life! Eggs every single day… eggs, eggs, eggs… Do you know who said that?’ Her eyes gleamed mischievously.

To those of you who celebrate Christmas, I wish you a happy and healthy Christmas time. But ofc to all of you others too, have an amazing time. Thanks for your patience. And if you haven't done it yet, please leave me a vote and comment. Love Jackie❤️

I’m just as busy as ever, but being lost in a happy haze of sex and orgasms really does take the edge off long days and early mornings. It helps that the guys often stop by the bakery, either to help or just to hang out. All the usual holiday stress is so far in the background that I can’t even see it most of the time. It’s the most fun I’ve had this time of year in longer than I can remember. Luke has a dry sense of humor and a knack for comedic timing that never fails to have me laughing. Two days ago when an angry woman nearly cursed me out at the bakery, he diffused the tension by cracking a joke about her coat that had me in tears of laughter instead of frustration.

I’m not sure how anything is supposed to feel better than this, how I could ever be expected to settle for less. "Merry Christmas, baby," "Merry Christmas," we utter at the same time and laugh.

He didn't like wasting time on words. So, he picked up the microphone and said to the audience, "Happy New Year everybody! I don't have much to say either. I wish everybody an auspicious year ahead. Also, please focus on the performances! You don't need to pay attention to an old man like me. I'm certain I'm not as interesting as the performances!" Upon hearing those words, everybody roared with laughter. They were surprised that the old man was so humorous! After that, the host smiled respectfully as he asked, "Old Master, what brings you here today?"

Everyone was talking about the New Year holiday in groups. When I went in alone, someone said hello to me and asked me how I was doing over the holiday. I had gone through an unprecendented New Year holiday. I recalled it for a moment and put on a smile as I replied, "I enjoyed it." My colleague seemed to sense something fishy. And her eyes lit up. Then she asked me, "Ouch, you are smiling so brightly. Did you enjoy the New Year holiday with Vice President Hyde?" "What? Did you meet Vice President Hyde's parents?"

It morphed into anxiety, fear, self-doubt, and countless sleepless nights. I looked at my cold, swollen fingers, then slowly asked, "Ivano, did you have a happy Christmas?" Caught off guard by my response, the other end of the line went quiet. All the lectures he'd planned were suddenly stuck in his throat. Smiling, I said softly, "I had a happy Christmas too because I discovered a secret. The comment I wrote wasn't meant to mock you. I genuinely wish all of you well." Without hesitation, I hung up.

He was fighting back a laugh. "It's 420," he explained. "Best holiday of the year." "I don't think it's an actual holiday." "Fair," he replied. "Come hang out with me anyway. I mean, you work in a plant shop, you must like... plants." "Maybe," I said, though I couldn't quite maintain my grumpy demeanour as he grinned at me. "And hey, I mean, I should probably practice all those lessons you just taught me," he said. "Practice makes perfect, right?"

They’re both so excited, it’s their first-time seeing Leland. “Mom, dad, I can’t believe you’re here!” I say running up to hug them. “Well, it wouldn’t be a good Christmas Eve if we weren’t together.” She says and hugs me. “Deck the halls with boughs of holly Fa la la la la, la la la la (fa la la la la, la la la la) 'Tis the season to be jolly Fa la la la la, la la la la (fa la la la la, la la la la)