Humorous Sarcastic Quotes Novels & Stories

It was good that we were on the same path, we never wanted any conversation that had to do with the both of us. “You are a good horse rider, I’m sure you’ll beat me in a race,” I replied. She frowned, noticing the sheer sarcasm in my statement. The frown broke into a light smile then a giggle. “You have a sharp sense of humor,” she said in the middle of her giggles. I raised my brows at her, is that her way of avenging a sarcastic comment? Everyone understands that I know nothing about humor. It is for the weak and drunks.

status to flirt with female colleagues from other departments. I tolerated it, telling myself he was just networking. But now, just to impress Miguel and get ahead, he couldn't wait to trample all over me. I let out a short, humorless laugh. "Todd Westman, what right do you have to lecture me?" His eyes darted around for a second before he raised his voice even louder. "I'm just saying this as a colleague who knows right from wrong! You should know what's good for you, Macy!" Looking at his hypocritical, revolting expression, I couldn't even be bothered to argue. I picked up the iced coffee on my desk and, without hesitation, splashed it straight in his face.

he said in a confidence. "Ah ah ah.” A sarcastic laughter was heard from Lucy, she continued. “Yes, you are what people said you are." Lucy said and she removed her hat, she laughed and continued. “You miss me.” She said sarcastically.