Humorous Sarcastic Quotes Novels & Stories

He shook his head, putting a hand over his bike like it was the Oscar award. I blew a breath. "It will save us time and energy resources. Use your brains for a change." "I do use my brains, you should too. Oh wait! You don't have any!" He exclaimed in mock horror. "Of course not! That's precisely why Mrs. Finn assigned me tutor you. Oh the irony!" "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit." "It is the only answer to stupidity." "Haha, you aren't afraid of motorbikes?" He asked, changing the subject.

Shayari asked with a sarcastic smile Her words were laced with sarcasm. She slapped his usual words on his face only. He said these kinds of words to her many times. "Tara please i know that I did wrong you do not have to be sarcastic and use my words on me and make me more guilty then I am already." Aarhan said with a sigh

I know I'm not brandishing a hero now, I'm brandishing a hater, deceitful, liar. Let it be! It is a pleasure for me to know the inner workings of myself. You hate to listen to my moan. Well, to hate it, I will try to I make my moan as unpleasant as I can... You understand nothing yet, gentlemen. is not it? So I have to explain it more, so that you may understand these minutes joy. Are you laughing? This is so much fun. But my jokes and sarcasm are ridiculous, truncated, vague, lacking in self-confidence.

I said. He laughed mockingly. “You really are shameless. Aren’t you even intimidated by me? I mean, most people who talk to me, most of the time are formal or intimidated. I can’t even joke around because my sarcasms are taken seriously, sometimes it’s quite annoying. I’m getting sick of it.” “Really? That’s how plain your world is? Oh god, I prayed to have the same status in life as yours but I didn’t know you were this boring. I’m sad for you,” I even scorned.

I did not allow him to continue his speech, as I said, objecting with great annoyance: You are proving to me that you are just a deranged. "You're making fun of me, no doubt," she said sarcastically, "it's hard for you to stop your nonsense!" Listen, I have no desire to listen to this madness. If that's what you're saying when you're being serious, then go back to your sarcasm, please! This is much better than hearing similar things.. I finished my sentence while I was standing, and he indicated to me to sit quietly, in which he did not hide his sharp tone: stop babbling and close your mouth a little to finish what I am trying to say!

I, too, stopped what I was doing and stared back at him. “Are you serious? In that case, are you trying to tell me to stay?”. He asked me, and the bright look on his face did it. I burst out laughing at him, equally dropping my cell phone aside and pointed a finger at him. Did he seriously think that I was being serious with him? I was only being sarcastic. How did he not get that? “Why are you laughing and pointing your finger at me? What is so funny?”. “Nothing. Nothing at all, brother”.

I laughed out loud at my sarcasm; I had that problem, I was one of those people that thought they were too funny and no one could top their humor. “What’s with you? Firstly you started crying out of the blue, and now you’re laughing on your own,” Yu Ri was amused. “Nothing, I was laughing at what you said,” I smiled. Lies! I was laughing at what I said!

Raising my tone, just as he did, although if someone heard us talking, they would surely mistake it for a murmur. “And then you earn…how much? A hundred crores, like that takla writer, right? I really don’t know where you got those ideas from!” he had now invoked the most lethal of all linguistic weapons – sarcasm – more powerful than a thousand arrows of invectives, yelling, screaming and all those tools that one can use while making their dissatisfaction, disagreement or disapproval over something obvious. Kela and Baal hurt, but sarcasms leave serious wounds for the entire lifetime. Wounds that don’t really heal.

It was a sound completely devoid of humor - harsh, bitter, and slightly unhinged. The laughter echoed through the empty apartment, bouncing off bare walls and creating an eerie, hollow effect. "Good," he said, his voice dripping with sarcasm and pain. "Very good, Aria. You're really something special, aren't you?"

I was straight up confused at the sudden reaction, and after it continued for a few seconds, I got annoyed and even more pissed off than before. Just what exactly could be so funny that he'd laugh in such a way, huh? Does he think I'm a joke or what? I couldn't help but show the anger on my face as his laughter continued, I really wished he could just choke right there, and maybe you know… die. I mean, that certainly won't be bad news for me, he'd be off my sister and also off my back too. “And just what is so funny, Mickey, care to say ?” I asked in a sarcastic tone.