Humour Novels & Stories

Take that, you mummy jerk! Reuben suddenly started chuckling out of the blue and both me and Lord Gilbert looked at him weird. Before long, he was slapping his hands up and down in the air almost involuntarily and could barely breath for laughter. The temperature around the room rose up a couple of degrees as he went about his mad titters and all we could do was watch him in tongue-tied silence. Now, I have to say, this guy found humour even if he was hanging by a thread amidst a life and death situation. I didn't even know what he was laughing at, and from the looks of it, even Lord Gilbert didn't get head or tails of the situation. It’s just that Reuben seem

was his curt response and he continued driving without giving me a glance. Maybe I really offended someone who just bought me dinner. " Do y-you need my ad-ddress?" God why am I such a whimp. " Not necessarily. I know where I'm headed" his words came out through slightly gritted teeth. He knows where he's headed!! I felt all the blood drain from my face. I'm dead. He turned to look at me and burst out laughing. Why are humans so impeccable. what is so funny in murder!? "Gosh Iris take it easy, I mean I know where you house is, no need to turn all blue"

And so, on and on ,like the osscilation of a pendulum, the disheartening piece of my bio churned while the sands of time dripped slowly and slowly as it watched my narration irks the soul of the spectators. That I thought, but it appeared to be nothing but a blunt lie. It was a revolving piece of gags and laughs. A piece of funny cake, a chunk of interesting cheese, a loaf of an adventurous bread and a real ginger to the spirits of the audience. They applauded.

“Brenda the Terrible shall not pass!” Mathapelo giggled, waving her cane for dramatic effect. “Fear not! We have shields of wit and sarcasm!” Gail laughed, ruffling Lou’s hair. “If she comes today, we’ll greet her with cookies and a sarcasm buffet!” Abby shook his head, though he smiled despite himself. Humor, they realized, was a weapon almost as powerful as unity. Lou’s Growth

The only thing I am allergic to is my food. Liam laughed at my response. “Are you always this sarcastic?“ He asked me. "I would prefer you use the term ‘huge sense of humour’ instead.“ He shook his head, smiling at my response, "I shouldn't have even asked," he muttered before going back to what he was doing.

I was human. And the thing about humans? When they’re pushed to their limits— They snap. “Isla, what’s so funny? Are you okay? Why are you laughing?” my stepmother asked, her brows furrowing in confusion. I slowly stopped laughing, turning to her with a casual wave of my hand. “Oh God, sorry, but I just couldn’t help it. The joke coming out of your mouths was hilarious.” Her frown deepened. “What do you mean, a joke, Isla? This isn’t funny. We’re being serious. Why are you acting this way?”

"That's what she said." He catches himself unexpectedly chuckling. "See, that's what I'm talking about." He pats my head. "The way you are handling yourself right now makes me more proud of you." He side-hugs me. "You can still have a light demeanour about you in the midst of your grief, and it makes me think you'll get through this. And you'll definitely get through tonight." I nod. "It was right there for me to use." "I know you're hurting right now, son, but who knows your humour might be your saving grace?"

We both glanced at each other and stopped, trying too hard not to laugh at his laughable expression. "What, Mor?" Monna asked, with puppy dog eyes. "I really heard that, Monna. I can't believe you could spew such rubbish,"Morley said. "Duhh, I was just kidding," Monna justified her words. "But your humor sucks,"Morley said, feigning annoyance. Monna glanced at me and we both bursted into laughter. "Geez, you girls are really annoying and intolerable."He groaned and walked on, mumbling.

Zara cringes. “Sorry Zara, I’ll try and keep the bad jokes to a minimum,” I say apologetically. “It’s not so bad. You should share your bad jokes with the rest of the world. Let people see just how normal their Alpha is,” she teases. “Great idea, they can add a terrible sense of humour to the list of reasons why I’m not fit to be Alpha,” I say sarcastically. “If humour was a requirement to become an Alpha I’m pretty sure most Alphas would lose their candidacy. You’ve met these guys, what a bunch of fuddy-duddies,” she says rolling her eyes.

he smiles “That’s because you are always showing off. I know you are way higher in the food chain than me but do you have to make it obvious every single time?” “I don’t know what to say. “ He rubs his neck embarrassed. “Can we start again. I’m Reece Walker and I tend to annoy people a lot” he says as I smile squeezing his hands “I’m Camilla Jones and I love humble people”