Hump Day Quotes Funny Novels & Stories

Octavia’s POV “Ugh, I hate you.” I groan to Harper as she hands me a coffee. What was supposed to be a single drink to wake my ass up turned into an all-round party, though Harper definitely stitched me up with those insane drinks she called a ‘Harper special’ I don’t think I have ever been hunger especially not like this anyway, I feel like my head is going to explode and my stomach churns every time I move too quickly. She chuckles at me, “If it makes you feel any better I spent all morning with my head down the toilet too.”

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he managed to say between laughs. "Yeah," I replied, slightly taken aback. "It was wild." "Sorry, sorry," Zack said, still chuckling. "Man, what a day you had!" He wiped his eyes, trying to compose himself. Despite the seriousness of the events, Zack's laughter was infectious, and I couldn't help but join in as we mocked my predicament. It was a relief to have his support. "What you need now is a night on the town," Zack said with a mischievous smile. "When was the last time you went clubbing, huh?"

This kind of person is very easy to deal with, just say a few words to him and he will lose interest in joining the fun. Jessica looked at him and snorted coldly, "Mr. Hartley, is your memory so poor? You can forget someone in just twenty days?" Hari was a bit embarrassed after being scolded by Jessica, "No, it's normal for you to forget about me when you're busy with important matters." Jessica glanced at him and snorted lightly, "I'm not as busy as Mr. Hartley, I see you everywhere." Hari was not foolish, so he naturally detected the sarcasm in Jessica's words.

I taunted him. "Nothing is enough," he huffed. "Should I break your skull or chop off your finger? And then, you can imagine the 'oh ho ho ho' tone in your mind in the background," I jokingly threatened him. (Oh ho ho ho is a song that's widely used as a meme for depicting sad or fucked up situations in India) "What the fuck? I am upset and crying over here and you're imagining about a meme in such a serious situation?" He complained.

"You should eat something before leaving. The pancakes are burnt black, just like your sense of humor." I couldn't help but chuckle. Harper and her analogies remained the highlights of my day. "I'm off!" I grabbed my bag. "If I call you within the next two hours, please buy me ice cream 'cause it means I've been sacked!" I hurried out of the house and even tripped over a plastic bottle. Today wasn't my day at all! I was held by the urge to yell at the universe. In a quick scan, I sighted the Uber opposite the building. Two words, Black and Ford. I jumped into the vehicle immediately.

I mimicked zipping my mouth shut, winking over at him. "That right there. Don't do that?" I laughed, knowing that I couldn't help it. People without a sense of humor drove me crazy. How can anyone go through life without silly jokes and laughing about it? Give me a break. Luis quickly got out and I followed right behind him. I had a feeling a lot of my co workers would be here tonight and I wasn't exactly ready to meet them under these circumstances. I've had an extremely long weekend with little sleep and I'm sure it was evident.

It's another day to be my apparently grouchy self, hands now tucked into my pockets, casually leaning against a lamp post; watching my happy band of colleagues come driving up the road. They come to a screeching halt, almost rubbing off the leather from my shoes, Brett's smiling face sticking out the window, the others laughing at whatever stupid joke was shared between them. An eyebrow lifts in the idiot's direction, a subtle question to ask if he thought this was hilarious, the car's tire only inches from my toes. "Just lighten up will you? " Brett jokes. "Could have been worse. I could have squashed your toes." Collin laughs along with the idiot, while I huff, holding unto the back of the

someone yelled. "I won’t shut up until someone answers!" Lucas shouted back, clearly enjoying the attention. "We don’t know and we don’t care, so shut the hell up, Lucas!" another voice barked. "Wrong! It’s called Lemon-aid! Get it? Like the drink?" The groan this time was even louder. "Dad jokes are never, ever funny," Elodie muttered, shaking her head.

I add smugly. “My future luna, your radiance outshines us all, but I must protest. We need to be able to build strength, even on your most dreaded day of the week.” Colton smirks as his sarcastic tone fills the air. There’s some giggles and restrained laughter at his last comment. I roll my eyes dramatically and sigh. “I agree with Lindsey. Mondays suck enough as it is. Lighten up some, Colton.” Joie nudges him playfully with her elbow.