Hump Day Quotes Funny Novels & Stories

About fifteen minutes into the drive, I asked, “Why so slow?” “Oh, I’m sorry. Do you feel the need, the need for… going faster?” I laughed so loudly I almost snorted and had to put both of my hands over my nose since even a baby like me recognizes the famous movie quote he almost said. “You’re a funny guy in an unassuming way.” He turned a slight shade of pink. “Yeah, well, in our line of work you have to find some way to be a little bit of a comedian, or you’ll end up in the loony bin.”

My eye widen "WHAT?!" He laughs at my reaction "I may go to the rest room for awhile" He said, his smiles never fade "I think you wouldn't mind what am I going to do?" "Okay, okay just go!"I said annoyingly, he laughs as he proceed to go to the bathroom ~~~ This is the day we're going back to reality that we were going back to the people who tries to fall us apart, I looked around again and exhale. I'm going to miss this place.

he burst out laughing into another set of explosive laughs. This crazy boy. Gah ! However, his laughs were infectious and no sooner, in a cafe crowded with dozens of people, two silly teenagers were crying their asses off as they laughed like crazy, rolling on the floor. Guess today could be officially declared as ‘Crazy Day’. That was a hell lot of craziness that we saw today. T’was totally Craziness Overloaded. “Oh God ! I - can’t - breathe,” I panted out breathlessly in between my peals of laughter.

Feedback quickly poured in. George texted, "Wow, Ms. Graham is working on the weekend. She's way more dedicated than us. Impressive!" Alan replied, "Now I feel bad for slacking off. I need to get to work too!" Clara chimed in, "Angela, can't we enjoy a bit of rest during the weekend? You're up so early and already working—such dedication!" The chat, which began professionally, soon turned into a lively thread of jokes and memes.

and starts hosing me off while im frozen to my spot screaming like a banshee. "You'll pay for this, you little big shit!" I scream once he goes after the rest of them. I know im suppose to be mad but this is just hilarious. Once we all calmed down we make our way to the parking lot. Smiling like idiots. "Guys remember don't be late, don't want momma kicking yall asses. Also thank you for today, adding to my crazy and fun times to remember, I swear never a dull moment" I say chuckling softly.

He told me and took a sip from the coffee Of course I know he won't but I will make sure that he does " Yeah but be quick... Hey, how was your day?" " Hectic!" He said while sighing " In the warehouse, right?" " Yeah." " I guess you had a horrible day." I said as I sat down on the ground I feel like my legs are unable to stand me. " Pete, are you sick?" He checked on me " Nah, I'm not... Just tell me how it was the first dose." I said " My mates were being complete douche today. They just made me do all the tasks back and forth... Hurrying everywhere... And I thank my stars it was Harvey whom I got for the whipping or else it would have been worse."

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the buggers." Memorable Quotes "Scattered showers my ass!" Noah. "I have no problem with you talking to yourself as long as it doesn't turn into an argument" Woody Allen. "If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Then quit. There's no point being a damn fool about it." W.C.Fields. "The one thing that all porn stars have in common is a dread of filming the scenes that don't involve sex" Fanny Lightfoot (Porn Movie Director) "For every human problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." H. L. Mencken

The quote for this picture said: Don’t take life too seriously. You’re not getting out of it alive. From the passenger seat, Isobel burst out laughing. “Oh my God, that’s hilarious.” Holding her side, she rolled to face me. “Who is it a quote from?” Her eyes glittered with joy and I had to admit, it felt nice, knowing she realized I’d made sure to find out the answer to that question already. “Elbert Hubbard,” I said. “Or at least, it’s similar to one of his quotes.”

tomgirl". The girl who from the look of things knows the other guy laughed mildly, I did understand but I guess the two fellows did not as they went on dragging the seat. "If wishes were fishes, we'd all be throwing nets, if wishes were horses, we'd all ride", the tomgirl guy said again, chuckling. "Douglas" "Huh?", the tomgirl guy asked, turning back. "Douglas...Douglas Horton, the quote you just said", I replied, feeling some sensation in my head--certainly not headache. "Yeah...yeah, I know", the tomgirl guy replied in a not-so-impressed manner as he returned back to his composure. I lost the wobbling sensation as quick as it came. I felt like facepalming myself for speaking up.

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