Hump Day Quotes Funny Novels & Stories

“Every night is girl’s night?” “Are you done?”. “Even if I can’t make it perfect, I can make it better”. “That’s enough of the barbie quotes”. “Nooo, it’s Kenough!”. Laughing loudly, I plant my ass in her abomination. “Seriously though, what the hell happened with this thing? A candy cane vomited all over it?”.

"That's some serious dedication right there. Me? I once took a dare from my college roommates and ate a pizza topped with anchovies, pineapple, and hot sauce. The combination was... unforgettable, and not in a good way. Our laughter mingled, filling the space with ease and creating a bubble of comfort amidst the day's tasks. It was these lighthearted exchanges, sharing silly stories over a simple lunch, that made the days feel vibrant and connected, like we were building a collection of shared memories one meal at a time.

he burst out laughing into another set of explosive laughs. This crazy boy. Gah ! However, his laughs were infectious and no sooner, in a cafe crowded with dozens of people, two silly teenagers were crying their asses off as they laughed like crazy, rolling on the floor. Guess today could be officially declared as ‘Crazy Day’. That was a hell lot of craziness that we saw today. T’was totally Craziness Overloaded. “Oh God ! I - can’t - breathe,” I panted out breathlessly in between my peals of laughter.

So, I sent a different message: “As long as you’re happy and safe, have fun. I will miss you.” I added, “And when I say miss… I mean, a lot.” She responded with a blushing emoji: “Stay safe, Mav. Don’t let the bed bugs bite *wink*.” “Okay, now I’m scared. What if they create an army and attack me when there’s no one to help me? Do you want me to die alone and lonely?” I sent back, laughing at the absurdity of it, but it was exactly the kind of thing Jasmine would say. And I found I rather liked her quirky humor.

Gift chimed in, “And what about Ethan? Does he make a cameo in this perfect day of yours?” I rolled my eyes, laughing. “Oh, come on, Gift! You know I’m not planning any romance. But I suppose if he showed up unexpectedly with a fresh coffee and a clever comment, it might just add to the day’s charm.” The conversation shifted seamlessly from light-hearted banter to silly hypothetical scenarios. We debated whether the cafeteria’s mystery meat was secretly an alien experiment, and argued about which professor was the best at delivering unintentional comedy during lectures. Every topic was met with exuberant opinions and hearty laughter.

But I caught the flicker of smirk on his lips as he said. “You are ridiculous!” I grinned, leaning back against the seat. “What can I say? I multitask, work extra shifts, and narrowly escape death, meeting you all of a sudden. Just a regular Friday night.” He turned slightly, angling his body towards me. The joke faded from his smirk, replaced by sharpness. “You think it’s funny?” My smile evaporated into thin air. “Not at all. But if I don’t laugh, my problems will crush my skull.”

That awful romcom they used to watch just to laugh at how bad it was, and which they still quoted to get a chuckle. “That was the worst movie I’ve ever seen,” Alex said, chuckling. “And I’ve seen the one with the talking raccoon lawyer.” Ava grinned. “You still quoted it for a week.” “I was trauma-processing.” Their laughter rang genuine. For a moment, the world narrowed to just the two of them. But then she asked, too casually, “You said yesterday was rough. Anything interesting?” Alex carved into his lamb, chewing slowly before answering. “One or two things. Nothing too explosive.”

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"Well, that was an interesting morning." -------------------------------------------------------------- A/N Hey guysss Since there was no joke in the beginning let's do one now! Some people cause happiness wherever they go... Others cause happiness whenever they go. Ok maybe that one wasn't that good haha Anyways HAVE A FLIPPIN GREAT DAY MWAH :)))

About fifteen minutes into the drive, I asked, “Why so slow?” “Oh, I’m sorry. Do you feel the need, the need for… going faster?” I laughed so loudly I almost snorted and had to put both of my hands over my nose since even a baby like me recognizes the famous movie quote he almost said. “You’re a funny guy in an unassuming way.” He turned a slight shade of pink. “Yeah, well, in our line of work you have to find some way to be a little bit of a comedian, or you’ll end up in the loony bin.”