Insulting Humor Novels & Stories

"Your humor would be so memorable it would go down in history." "Do you feel so offended by me insinuating something so obvious?" The tone was arrogant, sarcastic. "And besides, I really would... imagine," she leaned her delicate shoulder against Audra's, giving off a wicked air. "A ducal princess being a court jester... truly impressive, don't you think?"

" Xixi was insulting him. If everyone should insult him because of the careless use of his dick, it shouldn't be Xixi. It was as if all his bitterness surfaced at once. "You are causing a nuisance and a menace to me. You are very stupid to insult me Xixi. I am only good at my dick, yes and I used it to fuck you as often as I like and however I want to.

It could be he was used to acting in such an arrogant manner. He did not back away when faced with Chase's questioning and instead, approached Chase. "I said, you're too dumb to know good food when you see it. What a waste of a delicacy." Everyone in the restaurant laughed out loud when they heard this. Some of them even joined the insulting. "I've been to Bactria before. Everyone there is just as dumb as they are. They can't tell the difference between good and bad food." "That's right." Sarcastic laughs were heard all around them.

She wasn't feeling hungry this morning but for some reason, she began craving for snacks to satisfy her sweet tooth. "You went a little too overboard this time. You shouldn't have made fun of him in front of subordinates," He reasoned. His little sister now has no consequence of her actions. "And you laughed like a horse on cocaine back there," She retorted. "Um..ugh..that's because it was funny," He shamelessly explained himself. He shouldn't have laughed like that, he also had a burst of contagious laughter as well by which he is embarrassed to this day. "You are the one who laughed at his face, and that makes you equally involved in the insult."

his mocking voice taunted behind me and I stopped. “At least, I'm not a spineless pussy like you. Seeking people's validation and bringing others down just to make yourself look better is really a bitch move. Are you that attention starved? Did Uncle Caelum not give you enough attention as a child? I'm guessing not, seeing how Nevan and Calix turned out better. It must be your whorish mother's genes. You're calling me a bitch? Go look at yourself in the mirror. You'll see both a pussy and a bitch,” It was childish, really. Insulting ourselves like a bunch of fifteen-year-olds wasn't really my cup of tea. But seeing the angered look on his face made me not mind being petty. It was quite refre

Or better yet, take it somewhere else and try to cash out a few dollars from it. The irritation was creeping into my mind, and I did not even bother to hide it anymore. This woman was like a dark cloud that hovered over wherever she went, always stirring up unnecessary drama and turning peace into chaos. Her lips twisted into a bitter sneer. "You see? I said it. You are a pained mother fucker." The insult hit me like a slap, but I did not flinch. Instead, I chuckled, the sound dry and humorless. "I am a pained mother fucker because I smiled when you shared your good news?" I asked, staring her dead in the eye. "Because I tried to be civil and react with maturity and sincerity?"

Another insult, I’m on the verge of blurting out something rude. “I can make speech sir, anyone with a brain would realize you obviously need a brain to do that”. It’s an insult to his intellect and he doesn’t miss it, judging by how he frowns as his ears redden. On the outside, I’m calm, inside though, I’m trembling with anger and a little fear from insulting him. “Get out”, he says, turning away from me. I don’t waste any time, I take the plate and leave.

he mocked, letting the words hang. Laughter spilled from the table. My fingers tightened on my glass until the stem bit into my palm. I felt the heat build, not from the warm flush of good cheer, but from the slow burn of insult. I should have laughed it off. I should have stayed calm. Instead the laugh turned in my throat into something hard. “He must be drunk,” I muttered, forcing a grin I didn’t feel. “As if you know anything about instability,” he shot back, sliding his glass away like a tribunal passing judgment.

INSULTING? PLEASE INSULT ME. INSULT ME AGGRESSIVELY. INSULT ME WITH ENTHUSIASM. BRING A BUCKET OF MONEY AND DUMP IT ON MY HEAD. I WILL THANK YOU PROFUSELY. I WILL WRITE YOU A HEARTFELT THANK-YOU LETTER. I WILL FRAME IT AND HANG IT IN MY LIVING ROOM. Outwardly, however, Nina maintained perfect composure, her expression serene despite the chaos raging inside."Oh," she said with practiced politeness, her voice steady."That's very thoughtful of you."

He began dragging me away after aggressively grabbing my wrist. Rahul was grinning as he withdrew his extended hand. I am aware of how upset he must be, yet I cannot help him control his rage. "Harsh, you can't treat me like this. Rahul and I are close. Because of his humorous temperament, he was making fun of you. Calm down, please. He is merely my pal. He's only making fun of you." I turned around to face Rahul. Seeing his face made me feel sad. Harsh insulting Rahul in this way surprises me.