Insulting Humor Novels & Stories

“What's funny? Haven't you realized that you're funny? I don't know what Alpha Stephan saw in you. I mean, everyone knows he's not into your gender. I wonder why it seemed like his sexuality changed over a common whore!” That was the worst form of insult directed at me, and I don't think I understand why I deserve to be insulted that way. “Are you done?” “Done? What do you mean?” “I mean if you are done insulting me then we should get down to business if you understand what I mean.” “Oh, if that's the case, let's get on with it as soon as possible!”

From the looks of it, he was imitating someone because the others were pointing and laughing at him. For the very first time since I met the guy, Skyr looked disgusted. “That guy is an idiot. If that is how young male adults act on the surface then I’ll say that I am lucky that I came to Atlatis at an early age and grew up here. Otherwise, I might end up being retarded.” His choice of words were too brutal that I had to laugh.”Nevermind. Just now you acted a little bit like your age.” “Insulting is something that you do?”

She thundered and glared at her hatefully, her words are always coming out bitter, and she knows how to insult someone with words. “Made sense?” I mumbled then smirked. “Don’t flatter yourself too much. You’re a ghost in my life and that’s why you couldn't notice all the important and reasonable things I have said, we don't even talk often so how will you know? Not when your brain is dull, such a dullard!” I spat hissing loudly. She returned the smirk, unmoved by my insult. “A ghost that’s living in your head rent-free.” She fired back at me defending herself and I frowned.

and took a long pause, “don’t say something you don’t mean.” “Right,” I crossed my arms, “we shouldn’t hate animals,” and moved ahead creating distance between us. His head dropped dead hiding away his grin that should be embarrassment, but he’s too insensitive to feel those emotions. “Your jokes must be fun in your head, I wonder where the humor goes when they leave your mouth.” He leaned on my door. “You are on the door already, how about I kick you and throw your useless body out?” I gritted my teeth in frustration evidently.

He was probably wondering what he got married into and reminding himself that he should never get on Max's nerve or black book. "All my life I've struggled with how people looked at me differently so you have no fucking right to do any freaking shit like spoiling my joyous day with your foul mouth." "Trying to insult someone by throwing thinly veiled insult is just pathetic" By the time he was done, he was panting heavily and my mom looked embarrassed while my father was spluttering in indignation. They didn't need a soothsayer to tell them anything before they got up and left the hall in embarrassment.

An insult. “ What?! Are you insulting me?!” he said while his face was like a crumpled paper. “Eh? I thought you won’t get it. I think I underestimate you,” June said . Kanaye just feels more annoyed because of that. He feels like he is dumber to understand the insult for about a minute. Then they argued endlessly. Well, this is to be expected. Both of them are quite close and even though June doesn’t like socialising, he still knows how to bond with his friends. Well, he bonds with them with insults.

"Asshole." "Why are you so harsh to me?" I looked at him. I faked a smile. "Because you're a playboy." "I'm not." I narrowed my eyes at him. "Don't lie. I was eight when I first knew you. Don't you dare lie." "Gentlemen don't lie." "Why, are you a gentleman?" He laughed. "I never knew being insulted is such a nice thing until I heard many insults from you." "Is that a compliment?"

“It is childish to ignore people and it is ignorant to turn down a good offer because of.. stupid reasons.” “Very articulate.” I mock him because he usually prides himself on sounding oh-so sophisticated. “So now I am not only a child, but I am also ignorant and have stupid reasons for doing stupid things. Good to know. I will just add that to yours and Noah's other insults.” I glare at him and he huffs angrily. “Do not ever compare me to him,” Andras growls quietly. “Oh, but you are acting just like him.” I hiss back at Andras.

My words amused him, he threw back his head and let out a hearty laugh, though I couldn't understand why. I felt foolish as his pure, unrestrained laugh filled the air. I was boiling with rage and on the brink of exploding. "May I have an explanation for why you think this is funny?" His amusement increased tenfold. "Stop laughing!" I yelled, pulling away from him. "Do you realize how insulting that is?"

I shot back, my sarcasm matching his, though there was an undercurrent of irritation in my voice. He leaned in, a smug grin still plastered on his face. "Always happy to help a struggling mind. It's a public service, really." I rolled my eyes, trying to brush off the thinly veiled insult. "Well, your generosity knows no bounds. I'll make sure to nominate you for 'Savior of the Intellect' at the next awards ceremony." He chuckled, a sound that echoed with self-satisfaction. "Oh, I'm ready to accept my accolades. Maybe they'll even invent a new category for my exceptional contributions."