Insulting Humor Novels & Stories

“How dare you insult me like this, Mr. Adam? Come on, we all know you are never tired of fucking babies. You are an ever-running machine when it comes to sex. Come on. I will manage whatever you have to offer tonight. Just not this insult.” She runsts pure nonsense. I am actually grateful for the miracle that happened today, but I am not interested in this at all. She has some nerve! “You are the one insulting me, and I don’t like you, whore! Get your face out of my sight before I do something stupid!”

"I think of a thousand clever things after the fact, but my general go to at the time is along the lines of 'well, so's your face'. It doesn't have the same sort of effect." "I love so's your face as an insult, it encompasses the general patheticness of the situation." I reply and we both grin at one another, finally spotting the four guys by the bar. We head over arm in arm and despite the glares from Booby and her cronies, I thoroughly enjoy the rest of the night and don't want it to end.

He asked me, smirking at me. “It’s funny how you find it so easy to insult me anytime you want but find it so hard to take an insult yourself. I’ll stop being rude when you stop calling me names, I’ll stop calling you the weird CEO when you stop calling me a gold-digging whore. How’s that?” I asked him with a smile that made him groan and his forehead creased in anger.

Harry ground his teeth angrily. He vigorously typed out, "I don't usually insult people, but you deserve it! You must be an orphan who's never felt the warmth of a family, so I won't hold it against you. But if I see you again… Just wait and see. You'll end up with a criminal record!" The viewers left their thoughts in the chat room. "Huh? Is that supposed to be an insult?" "The kid is being way too gentle with his insults. People like him should experience the evils of society."

he sounded so level headed, so calm and collected- it turned me on for some reason. I thought I’d be offended. But all I could do was laugh, this drink is working. He looked at me with amusement, he probably thinks I’m crazy. “Well I guess we’re both fools for falling in love. Cheers to that” with that, I down the remainder of my drink. He chuckles, damn he sounds so good. “You’re funny, but I’d like to believe it’s only because your drunk right now” I gasped “I’m very offended! I’m the funniest woman you’d ever meet. My sense of humor is unmatched, sober or drunk; but recently, I just laugh at myself. It’s pitiful, almost comical you know?”

He chuckled dryly, “Don't try to play dumb with me. I might have given you a lot of pain, but not once did I act crass like you're doing now,“ “If you think you can show up out of the blue and slander my name for no reason, then you must be out of your mind,” I blasted him and it came as a shocker to him. His eyes widened even more at my insulting words. I've always been my most polite with him, even back when he tortures me every day.

I went to another angle why he stayed in the middle of the swimming pool. “Drool, huh?, Your body is not good enough for me to drool so stop feeling yourself” I mouthed and sneered. “You talk like you have a good body, your body isn't nice too, even in a bikini your shape isn't out” He tongue lashed me, a frown plastered on my face, why does he always find pleasure in insulting me. "You suck, I hate you !!” I screamed and swam aggressively. “ How does it feel to be insulted? You've been given the dose of your medicine” He asserted, smiling like someone who won a fight.

And someone who somehow managed to piss me off even when he wasn't trying to. I still hadn't forgotten what happened last night at his place, and how humiliating that was. I hadn't forgotten the way Salma embarrassed me, and how much my blood boiled as I stood in that room and listened to her insults. Normally, I have a very tough skin. Ordinary insults don't bother me. But when it's coming from someone who's so clearly better than me in every way, I can't help but feel the sting a little bit. When the insults are coming from way above you, then it's definitely going to hurt.

' Anna said excitedly. 'Wow, that's nice, you are beginning to use your brains and act like someone who is matured.' The man said. Anna could not tell if the man had just complimented her or insulted her. The words he told her was sounding like like compliment at the beginning and looked like an insult at the end. It waa what she called a complimented insult but still, this was the first time since she started this whole deal with the man that he had ever said something close to a compliment to her and so she smiled.

She never misses an opportunity to make me the laughing stock of the group and this was a clear opportunity to do just that. “Waow Hazel, what are you? A silver wrapping paper?” I thought her jab was stupid and weak but as always everyone around did not think that way. They laughed and started throwing jokes of their own until it became a competition of who could humiliate me the most. I know I should move but I couldn't. I just stood there taking their insults. I figured that they would eventually get tires, that they would get bored and go back to what they were doing before I showed up.