Intellectual Jokes Novels & Stories

He was confused and clueless. " Why are you laughing? What's so funny in these jars ". Yeah! Clueless he was about the product in the parcel. On the other hand, Juhee was finding it hard to stop laughing, it was just so funny thya someone would send them something like this. " Hey! Hey! Please stop laughing and tell me what you found so funny to laugh your ass off ", He was annoyed by her random laugh. Juhee sneakily glanced at her pants, just beloved his abdomen.

Before he could say whatever he wanted to say, I cut in. "If you're just going to stand there like unwanted wannabes, you might as well bring everyone joy by leaving the class." The guys were shocked. Then one of them—the one with the cockiest smirk—responded, "I don't waste my breath on worthless things." I propped my hand under my chin, staring at him lazily, already thinking he was the one with the lowest IQ by the way he responded. "Quit trying to be a smart-ass when you're just a real ass. I mean, your ass must really get jealous of your mouth for all the shits that comes out of it."

he asks nonchalantly and I think about it. "I don't know…you haven't left yet," I say sarcastically. "…smart ass," I hear him say I think more to himself than me. "Hahahahahaha," I laugh like really laugh out loud. The people who turn around to see what's going on must think Mekhi has told me some really funny joke because the eye rolls make another appearance. "What's so funny," he asks. "You talking to yourself and calling me a smart ass," I say suppressing my giggles.

Idiots, most of them! "The reason I got angry was that I asked you to take me seriously, but you made a joke and not only that, but the joke you made me think that all you are looking for is sex" "Oh, I see," he says in understanding. "Well, what do you know? Neanderthals can understand the obvious"

"Okay, just kidding! I'm sorry, I was joking, and didn’t you have a sense of humor? You can't even understand a joke?" Mr. Daniel, you don't like this type of talk even as a joke. I have a sense of humor and intelligence. Those jokes may appeal to you, but not me, especially when you say... She was silent. "what am I ? .." DANIEL raised his eyebrows and asked.

"Do you know why manner has only one N?" Ivy frowns and goes through the spelling of Manner in her head. It has two Ns. "To show some idiots that they can only Nick it once. Get it? They can only do it once." He chuckles at his own joke. "Not only do you have terrible spelling abilities but your jokes are crap. Hanging out with you is certainly going to reduce a person's IQ." Ivy retorts, unable to resist it. Mike only laughs. "There's nothing you can say that can dampen my enthusiasm for being here..." His smile reduces slightly. "Although the insult was uncalled for. Do you know your husband beat up my brother over a week ago?"

she giggled at her own joke. Guila’s giggle rippled through the air, a moment of levity amidst the heavy atmosphere. Her joke, bizarre and unexpected, painted a vivid picture in my mind. I couldn’t help but smile at her words, the image she conjured absurdly amusing. It was as if, even in the darkest moments, she managed to find a glimmer of humor, a ray of light that pierced through the shadows.

“Pѕѕhhhtt, lіkе I’m аnуоnе’ѕ monkey. You’ve barely gоt a brain сеll to rub tоgеthеr іf wе’rе talking аbоut actual іntеllіgеnсе then I think you’re wау оut of your lеаguе, mауbе juѕt ѕіt thеrе аnd lооk рrеttу.” “Fuсk you, Elіjаh, уоu thіnk because уоu’rе ԛuісk wіttеd wіth thаt ѕmаrt mоuth that you’re аbоvе everyone else.”

I thought he was good, however, but he is not. "I'm not stupid," I defend myself. "Hmm.. I can see," he smirks. "Don't laugh at me. I'm not a joker," I say. Sid's Pov Something is really good about dumb girls is they look innocent, no matter how stupid they are. And I'm enjoying her silly talks as she pouts. "I didn't say you're a joker," I say. "I said you're stupid. Don't people laugh at stupids? You don't need to be a joker"

It might help if I get lost…or accidentally set the apartment on fire,” I teased, getting a hint of a smile that he buried by denying. "Or you'll probably starve the poor animal to death," he returned the joke, narrowing his gaze, making the lines of expression visible at the corners of his eyes. Since the incident in my bathroom we acquired the ability to joke when it came to Alzheimer's. Black jokes made the situation less overwhelming. He was the first person he could joke with like this. My friends didn't like it when he said things like that and found it cruel; what they didn't understand was that at the end of the day the one who would live in limbo would be me, and taking it so seriou