Intellectual Jokes Novels & Stories

Let's listen to it. Jake started telling a string of progressively awful jokes. They were terrible. Puns and dad jokes that caused me to groan and roll my eyes. However, I still ended up laughing. Jake's excitement was contagious, similar to a harmless virus that transmitted happiness rather than illness. What is the reason for scientists not having faith in atoms? Jake inquired, his eyes sparkling. I nodded, preparing for the joke's finale. "Because they constitute everything!" Jake's delivery of the line was so joyful that I couldn't resist laughing.

She hissed, “we need to leave immediately!” “Alright, alright.” I patted her arm. “I’ll just get the eggplants.” I turned and beamed widely at the worried girl. “Have you seen a brinjal this big and shiny?! It’s like—.” “A cock soaked in cum,” someone said. What...? My face feel deadpanned as it swivelled up to voice. An elderly man in Einstein’s age and appearance was bellowing in laughter at his own dirty joke, his round belly shaking uncontrollably.

In response to Lily’s question, the man laughed indifferently and said slowly, “That’s nothing you should worry about. It could be you, me, or any other intellectuals, but never those idiots.” Arrogance and disdain were evident in his tone, making Lily frown as she scoffed. “You think you’re one of the intellectuals, then?” “Of course!” He opened his arms and answered confidently. “Haven’t the recent happenings proved my intelligence? I was the one who planned everything and threw the world into chaos. If you hadn’t disrupted the process, I would’ve completed the entire project by now!”

If they are poor, live suicide will not last long or function properly. He ignored what I said and stared at me from head to toe. “You have a smart appearance. Why don’t you put your intellect to good use?” I laughed sarcastically. “I only appear to be intelligent, but I am a blithering idiot. If I were wise, I wouldn’t be here because only foolish and ignorant people would come here to do this despicable thing.”

Then, his thoughts came through again. “Good. She accepted it. That means she has forgiven me. She is still the same clueless girl. Give her a little affection, and she loses focus. As long as she focuses on eating and having fun, she’ll definitely rank at the bottom again in the next mock exam.” I sneered and sent a message. [Not enough.] Jace replied right away. [What?] I sent another message. [I’m still in a bad mood. This little bit of money is not enough to make up for my emotional damage.]

She responded. Vivian and her friends laughed heartily at the funniest joke they just heard. “How do you manage to construct the sentence? Having yourself and confidence in the same sentence. Doesn't it sound lame to you?” She asked as she laughed again. “To a fool like you, it will sound lame. I can picture how it feels to be born by a whore and having an IQ close to nothing. I feel for you, but it's a pity I can't relate. After all, I never experienced what it means to have multiple men claim ownership of me.” She said with a smirk and her words successfully shut Vivian up.

Maybe he’ll be more sensible human being to converse with rather than this jerk beside me. “Where is Axthon? Maybe I could talk to him about this matter seriously rather than your IQs below 7." I stressed the 'below IQ thingy’. "How come?" he mumbled to himself, oblivious to what I said, until he caught what I had said. "Hey! My IQ is not less than seven! It was even higher than that! And the last time I checked, I'm a human, and I know how to make one." He frowned at me and keep mumbling to himself about her high IQ. He actually does have a high IQ, but sometimes he doesn’t make use of it.

This is the most goals joke as long as I've heard. "You're kidding, right? I swear! That's funny. Wow! If you join to stand up comedy, I make sure you can be the winner." "Na," said Mommy quietly. Chiko still showing his smile. "I'm serious and this is not a joke. You can tell the difference too, right?" Shit!

Joker shakes his head no and looks away, and just like that, the subject is dropped. “Pizza is safe, right?” I said, questioning everything at this point. “What are you brain damaged?” Jack asked snarkily. “I just said that one of the only numbers in her phone was a pizzeria. That's it. This settles it; having a kid for sure lowers your IQ.” “What the fuck is wrong with you?” Queenie snaps at Jack. “The man has had his life flipped upside down, making him stupid, but you don’t have to point it out, asshole!”

"Alright, fine. If you won't smile, I'll have to tell you my top-tier jokes. What do you call a fake noodle?" Elena had blinked, her stern frown flickering for a split second. "What?" "An impasta." She had stared at me in absolute, stony silence for three whole seconds. "That is terrible. That is the worst joke I've ever heard." "Okay, okay, tough crowd," I had grinned, my dark eyes sparkling with wicked delight as I stroked her cheek. "Why don't scientists trust atoms?" "Jaxx, please stop…" "Because they make up everything."