Jejemon Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

You make me complete. "What's up bro? are you okay?" Jimmy asked. "Jemima is not in my place.She said she would wait for me, she can't leave me..." I stammered. "Calm down! She is probably mad at you..." "Why is she not picking up?This is the fifth time I am calling..."I felt like I was almost getting a panic attack. "Bro, I think you finally fell in love..." Jimmy teased me. "What rubbish?" "You are panting, trembling and pale by the mere thought of her leaving you."

She always makes fun of me by telling me these weird sugar daddy jokes. “Oh c’mon… Don’t be such a party…” As my dear friend was about to support her argument with more words, my phone started ringing loudly, making her zip her mouth. I picked it up and received a call from an unknown number. “Hello. Who?” I asked while staring at Jimena. She was asking me about who was on the phone by gestures and stopped it as I showed her my palm. “Is this Miss Julia Hills speaking?” The person from the other side, who was apparently a lady, asked me.

Deji laughing "Okay I will let you sleep now. Good night beautiful" Danielle chuckling "Good night" Danielle was shaking her head and still laughing at his cheesy pick up lines when she got a notification. She opened her Whatsupp and saw the pictures Deji sent. He is decent. Actually he is more than decent. She saw a picture where he is topless and stretched out like a professional model. "Hmmm nice. Those abs looks rock hard. Too bad you are not Jayden" Danielle saved his number as Smooth Talker Deji. She was contemplating if she should call Janet and ask about her and Jayden when her phone rang and she saw that it was Janet calling.

The air was still full with tension from the conversation at the bar as we sat down for an awkward few minutes. “Okay guys, let’s play a game,” Jessica said bouncing in the couch next to Matt. “We have a really fun one that we play all the time with dice. My ex-manfriend taught it to me,” she laughed and winked at Matt. Matt rolled his eyes as Jessica hopped up to retrieve two pairs of dice, a piece of paper and a pen. “Okay Lin, what’s your favorite part of your husband’s body?” Jessica asked. Lin giggled, “Ummm, chest I guess.”

It was either she was playing hard to get or he just wasn't playing his game well. No one had ever resisted his charm. "If that's the same pickup line you use with other ladies, then I'm afraid you'll have to try harder than that." Joslyn scoffed, turning her attention back to the stickers on the backside of her phone whilst draining the last of her water.

"You just got out of the bed and haven't showered yet but I'm already drooling. So what more if you're fully dolled up? I bet I'm gonna gargle in my own saliva." I felt my cheeks heated up at his gross pick up line. I laughed out loud and kicked his leg under the table. "You're so gross, Jupiter! Never use that pick up line again!" He laughed as well, realizing how much of a weirdo he was. "Anyway, thanks for the breakfast, babe. I'll see you later?" I rose from the chair and walked him to the gate. His car was already parked outside and ready to go with him. "See you later. Drive safely, okay?" I hugged him shortly and pecked on his lips.

Dani: I don't need a damn job! "Oooo." Jaymeson showed his phone to Lincoln, "You're going to love her colorful language. She also has an affinity for every emoji on the planet, though none of them make sense with whatever she types. She just likes sending them. Her number should already be in your phone. I'll send her to your trailer tomorrow morning at six." I stomped my foot to gain Jaymeson's attention. He didn't look. I stomped again. Then texted.

“I’m Emmett. Finance. Here for all your spreadsheet needs.” I turned slightly toward him, more out of habit than interest. “That supposed to be a pickup line?” “It worked, didn’t it?” he said, biting into his sandwich. “Look, I’m just saying, if someone as intimidatingly hot as you wants to grab a drink sometime, I’d be a fool not to ask.”

He rolled his eyes and smiled. "I have been wanting to ask you"He cleared his throat. Ask me what? He took my hands in his and squeezed it softly"I like you" Please don't tell me it's what I'm thinking "I re-really like you and any guy would be lucky to have you as his girl,will you make me that lucky guy and be my girlfriend?"He stuttered. First of all, horrible pick up-line I know right I wanted Jace to be my first boyfriend... But he stole your first kiss

I have saved it as JOML, short for Joy Of My Life, with four pink love emojis for each letter. I tap on her name and select the call icon. And wait. I hear the double beeps. It goes on and on. When I feel that she won't pick up, she does. I hear the static, her breaths. She says nothing. Of course, she has nothing to say. "So," I say. "So?" I sniff. "It's got to be like this, right?" "Like how?" "Don't pretend as if you do not know what the hell I am talking about because you do," I accuse.