Jejemon Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

said Jisung with a chuckle. “Respect dude. I am a lot older than you” said Hyun Bin sharply at the same time, but Jaemin just rolled his eyes at both of them. “Did you really think it was sexy?? Unbelievable!! That was the extremely terrible pickup line I have heard in my 1000 years life. I am feeling the secondhand embarrassment because of you!! I have never been so much embarrassed in my life!!” said Eric giving him weird looks and anyone could tell by looking at him how gross he was feeling.

You make me complete. "What's up bro? are you okay?" Jimmy asked. "Jemima is not in my place.She said she would wait for me, she can't leave me..." I stammered. "Calm down! She is probably mad at you..." "Why is she not picking up?This is the fifth time I am calling..."I felt like I was almost getting a panic attack. "Bro, I think you finally fell in love..." Jimmy teased me. "What rubbish?" "You are panting, trembling and pale by the mere thought of her leaving you."

She always makes fun of me by telling me these weird sugar daddy jokes. “Oh c’mon… Don’t be such a party…” As my dear friend was about to support her argument with more words, my phone started ringing loudly, making her zip her mouth. I picked it up and received a call from an unknown number. “Hello. Who?” I asked while staring at Jimena. She was asking me about who was on the phone by gestures and stopped it as I showed her my palm. “Is this Miss Julia Hills speaking?” The person from the other side, who was apparently a lady, asked me.

Deji laughing "Okay I will let you sleep now. Good night beautiful" Danielle chuckling "Good night" Danielle was shaking her head and still laughing at his cheesy pick up lines when she got a notification. She opened her Whatsupp and saw the pictures Deji sent. He is decent. Actually he is more than decent. She saw a picture where he is topless and stretched out like a professional model. "Hmmm nice. Those abs looks rock hard. Too bad you are not Jayden" Danielle saved his number as Smooth Talker Deji. She was contemplating if she should call Janet and ask about her and Jayden when her phone rang and she saw that it was Janet calling.

The air was still full with tension from the conversation at the bar as we sat down for an awkward few minutes. “Okay guys, let’s play a game,” Jessica said bouncing in the couch next to Matt. “We have a really fun one that we play all the time with dice. My ex-manfriend taught it to me,” she laughed and winked at Matt. Matt rolled his eyes as Jessica hopped up to retrieve two pairs of dice, a piece of paper and a pen. “Okay Lin, what’s your favorite part of your husband’s body?” Jessica asked. Lin giggled, “Ummm, chest I guess.”

I scrambled to my feet, tucking my phone into my chest like a secret. “Coming!” … Jenna hooked her arm through mine as we strolled past clothing stores and cafés, her bag already held two dresses she didn’t need. I couldn’t wipe the smile off my face. “You are glowing, Ash!” She teased, bumping me with her shoulder. “Don’t think I didn’t notice the dopey look on your face when I walked in. Spill! Did someone finally message you something better than a lame pickup line?” I rolled my eyes playfully, “Maybe.”

It was either she was playing hard to get or he just wasn't playing his game well. No one had ever resisted his charm. "If that's the same pickup line you use with other ladies, then I'm afraid you'll have to try harder than that." Joslyn scoffed, turning her attention back to the stickers on the backside of her phone whilst draining the last of her water.

"You just got out of the bed and haven't showered yet but I'm already drooling. So what more if you're fully dolled up? I bet I'm gonna gargle in my own saliva." I felt my cheeks heated up at his gross pick up line. I laughed out loud and kicked his leg under the table. "You're so gross, Jupiter! Never use that pick up line again!" He laughed as well, realizing how much of a weirdo he was. "Anyway, thanks for the breakfast, babe. I'll see you later?" I rose from the chair and walked him to the gate. His car was already parked outside and ready to go with him. "See you later. Drive safely, okay?" I hugged him shortly and pecked on his lips.

Jason spit fired in different intonations like an annoying teenage girl. "Liar! Just concentrate on your driving and take me to santa Monica in peace... Why are we even doing this, like going on this vacay together?" I asked feeling a ray of sunshine hit my face, staring at my phone screen I realized I'd been given angles but I wasn't in the Kardashian mood right now.

Dani: I don't need a damn job! "Oooo." Jaymeson showed his phone to Lincoln, "You're going to love her colorful language. She also has an affinity for every emoji on the planet, though none of them make sense with whatever she types. She just likes sending them. Her number should already be in your phone. I'll send her to your trailer tomorrow morning at six." I stomped my foot to gain Jaymeson's attention. He didn't look. I stomped again. Then texted.