Jejemon Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

“Your balls.” “Okay I got you, Nick, I’mma stay behave. I’m going to keep my hands to myself” He smiled in absolute defeat. By now, he should already know that he can’t somersault me with his dumb pick-up lines. I got my pick-up lines too, and it’s always on point.

Richard offered, caressing her white skin, gently fiddling with it, a surge of anger wen t to me as he did that She giggled giving her consent, the sound making all the boys around to flush and look at her obsessively, wanting to do nothing but to rip her clothes off and make love to her Richard plaid his time, the teacher was going to be in the classroom soon, he decided to fast track his game ”Can I get your number?” Using the same lame pickup line every lame guy has used in history

"But, babe, Are you made up of Fluorine, Iodine and Neon? Because you are so FINe" "No! I'm made of Nitrogen and Oxygen, and that's a NO" Pick up lines? Really? I know every witty comebacks to them. "You know, you look a lot like my next girlfriend" He threw again. "And you look exactly like the guy I turned down two seconds from now" I replied smugly. He laughed, I smiled. Two can play this game. "But I want to give myself to you" He said again. "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts." I responded.

He sighed and closed his eyes in defeat. “Fine, give me a damn line,” he muttered. I smiled, thinking of a line he could use. I didn’t want to give him one that was too good; after all, I didn’t actually want her to fall for it. “Okay, how about you say; do you mind if I hang out here until it’s safe back where I farted?” I joked, knowing he wouldn’t ever say that to a girl. He looked at me in disbelief.

What is his deal anyway? "I would use a cheesy pick-up line but damn baby I'm vegan," Kai said after a few minutes of thinking over it. I couldn't help the grin that spread across my face as I desperately willed myself not to laugh because then he would be sad. "Real smooth mate, total game changer right there," Jake said with amusement lacing his chocolate brown eyes. Kai seemed content with what he said and grinned from ear-to-ear like a Cheshire cat. "Yep I'm good, ain't I?"

He quickly went to phone and clicked on the contact’s name. Jim He clicked it and the ringing goes on but Jim didn't pick his call. He cut the call and made a call again. It was same Jim didn't pick it up. He called again and prayed that Jim picks it up and finally Jim did pick the call. "It's simple Jonathan that if I'm not picking the call means I don't want to talk..... by..." "Chim it’s me please don't hung up." "Aidde.... why are you using Jonathan's phone? Where is he?"

“And if I fail to give you 100 chemistry pickup lines?” “I will get to that later so do we have a deal?” “Yeah, I guess we do.” Dwight said as he brought his hand for a handshake. And that’s how my problems started, I thought he wouldn’t actually give me a 100 pickup lines, because for a while, he kept quiet and I thought I was victorious, hell I was already making planes of what I will tell him to do, but I didn’t know that he was just getting ready, now we are on number 84 and I have never been so frustrated since that holdup in traffic five years ago in Senegal. I already told him to stop, but his smart reply was we had a deal…. I made a deal with the fucking devil.

Simon laughed and Emily rolled her eyes burying herself on her book once again. "I've g****ed once how to make someone fall in love with you." Jennifer laughed, I snap my head to look at her so fast, did she really g****ed that? She giggled and continued, "I didn't actually go through with anything g****e said, it was all full of really dumb pick up lines and all this about be yourself crap and tell her that she has pretty hair? I did find a pretty good theory about Jon Snow's mum though..." "You're such a charmer." I laughed and kissed her again. She was kissing my face repeatedly until we heard someone make a gagging/chocking sound. I turn to see Dimitri walking by.

"See you all tomorrow." **** Hey beautiful😍 A message from a new number pops up. I'm going to work, sitting beside an elderly woman on the bus. ME: Who is this? UNKNOWN NUMBER: Can you guess? ME: Not good at guessing... UNKNOWN NUMBER: Lemme gives you a hint. I'm a player😉 ME: Jesse Linkard😊 I add his number to my contacts. JESSE: How are you beautiful? 😍 ME: I'm good, you? JESSE: I'm missing you😫. I'd kill to see you.

I wonder. I called him. “Scarlett?” “Hey, I’m near Wrenford…do you think you could give me a ride home?” I questioned. “Of course, drop your pin, I’ll be right there!” “Alright thanks.” “It’s my pleasure,” EJ stated. “See you in a few.”