Jejemon Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

“I’m Emmett. Finance. Here for all your spreadsheet needs.” I turned slightly toward him, more out of habit than interest. “That supposed to be a pickup line?” “It worked, didn’t it?” he said, biting into his sandwich. “Look, I’m just saying, if someone as intimidatingly hot as you wants to grab a drink sometime, I’d be a fool not to ask.”

He rolled his eyes and smiled. "I have been wanting to ask you"He cleared his throat. Ask me what? He took my hands in his and squeezed it softly"I like you" Please don't tell me it's what I'm thinking "I re-really like you and any guy would be lucky to have you as his girl,will you make me that lucky guy and be my girlfriend?"He stuttered. First of all, horrible pick up-line I know right I wanted Jace to be my first boyfriend... But he stole your first kiss

Simon laughed and Emily rolled her eyes burying herself on her book once again. "I've g****ed once how to make someone fall in love with you." Jennifer laughed, I snap my head to look at her so fast, did she really g****ed that? She giggled and continued, "I didn't actually go through with anything g****e said, it was all full of really dumb pick up lines and all this about be yourself crap and tell her that she has pretty hair? I did find a pretty good theory about Jon Snow's mum though..." "You're such a charmer." I laughed and kissed her again. She was kissing my face repeatedly until we heard someone make a gagging/chocking sound. I turn to see Dimitri walking by.

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"Not without a kiss" "Have you gone mad?" "Yes, in your love" "Ha, ha, ha... Very funny! It is a very cheezy and old line. Try something new" "I don't know anything. I want a kiss otherwise I won't cut the call" "It's ok then I would disconnect"

Caleb chuckled, his eyes sparkling with amusement. “Well, I’ll do my best to be on my best behavior then. No bad jokes, but I cannot promise no cheesy pickup lines. I mean, they’re practically my trademark.” He spoke, sending a wink my way which made my cheeks flush. But instead of telling him what his words did to me, I raised an eyebrow at him.

"See you all tomorrow." **** Hey beautiful😍 A message from a new number pops up. I'm going to work, sitting beside an elderly woman on the bus. ME: Who is this? UNKNOWN NUMBER: Can you guess? ME: Not good at guessing... UNKNOWN NUMBER: Lemme gives you a hint. I'm a player😉 ME: Jesse Linkard😊 I add his number to my contacts. JESSE: How are you beautiful? 😍 ME: I'm good, you? JESSE: I'm missing you😫. I'd kill to see you.

“And I’d like to make him jealous.” Antonia slaps her hand over her mouth. Ethan watches me for a long moment. Then he laughs. “Well,” he says after a second. “That’s the most honest pickup line I’ve ever heard.” Heat creeps up my neck. “So… is that a no?” He leans forward, resting his elbows on the table. His eyes lock onto mine again. “Depends.” “On what?” “On whether you’re planning to break this poor guy’s heart,” he says lightly.

“Of course I would believe you.” “After all, any woman I set my eyes on would be loved by millions.” “However, even if there are a thousand people in my way, I’ll still succeed in gaining your heart for myself.” Sally’s grip on the steering wheel faltered. “Elijah Moses.” Elijah nodded. “Yes?” “Where did you learn these corny pick-up lines from?” Not even Sam would use these corny phrases to flirt with the girls in his kindergarten! Elijah smiled. “I saw them online.”