Joe Mama Jokes Novels & Stories

“My stomach, Samantha Jo! When did you turn into a comedian, I had no idea. You would have a crowd rolling in laughter if you continue like this.” I was beginning to get really annoyed with my mom’s silly laughter. This was a serious issue for me. For fuvk’s sake and she is laughing about it like I am saying some funny shit. She stopped laughing seconds after and stared at my face. The seriousness in my face was glaring. “Wait, don’t tell me you are serious right now?” “Damn shit, I am fucking serious mom! Arthur Murray has found his mate and he rejected her because she is human.” Mom froze and slowly lowered herself onto the bed. She hadn’t seen that coming.

said Jeff “Yeah” replied Joe “You know we have to look good for our babes. They shouldn’t see their handsome dudes looking this haggard and old. I’m sure they are still super sexy” Jeff said as he chuckled lightly “You know whadamsaying” said Joey as he giggled lightly too “Wicked boy…would you still know how to do that thing? Asked Jeff. “Damn it! …..Don’t let me laugh out loud man, let's gerrout o’here first. Oh, how I’ve missed my babe” replied Joey.

" I gripped the phone, barely holding back laughter. Since we started going out, Seth had always known just how to charm my mom with little gifts and money. She saw him as some kind of hero and would always tell me to stay in line. She must have gotten some kind of sweet deal to rush over and play peacemaker without even bothering to ask what the whole mess was about. I kept my cool, did not bother with excuses or arguments, and just waited for her to run out of steam before I ended the call. The phone screen was still glowing when I hit up the client group chat and dropped the bomb. [Hey everyone, I'm thinking of leaving Hoffman Real Estate. If you need anything property-related down the li

Joe muttered, but her lips quirked up despite herself. "So, what’s your mom like? Should I bring flowers or something?" Joe laughed. "Dana’s not that kind of mom. She’s chill. Just... don’t say anything stupid." Michael smirked. "Define ‘stupid.’" "Anything that would make me regret this." "Got it. No dad jokes."

It didn't help that I was wearing heels either. "Let me tell you a joke," Conner says. We all looked at him as he motioned us to come closer. "Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?" He gives us a moment to think before he bursts out laughing. "Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!" Conner raised his hand in the air with less coordination, demanding that he get a high-five for his terrible dad joke. He got a few nudges and pushed instead. If I were sober, I would have gagged a little, but since I was drunk, I am beyond the point of caring and laughed for the sake of it.

Joseph's frustrated voice was pretty loud on my side. " But do you know what I did? I picked up a tomato, threw it at his back and ran for my life. If he was going to just throw money around, he can pay for everything that he broke." Joseph huffed, before taking in a long breath. " He really does sound like a jerk. Did you manage to get the items you needed and make dinner for your mom?" I asked, holding the railing and looking at the dark clouds that seemed to move the way the wind was blowing.

Jorge says wiping away invisible tears making dad chuckle. "Fucker...I mean it." dad jokes with him, earning a playful punch on his left bicep and making everyone chuckle. "For real though... You guys are the best thing to happen in my life... besides the birth of my daughter. Please, dig in, there's plenty of food, plenty of drinks, and plenty of desserts for everyone. Dig in, dig in." he says motioning to the food and making everyone chuckle.

Joe answered with a chuckled. “I got suckered by my oh so sweet, and innocent daughter here into acting like a hooligan.” Dad responded. “Sorry Joe. I just wanted my dad to play with me.” I pouted. “That doesn’t work on me. I have a daughter too.” Joe said, trying to look stern. “Not true dad. You fall for every time.” Rowen laughed. “Yeah well that’s because….never mind. Dimi, we have a conference call, and you need to change.” Joe shook his head, laughed, and walked away.

she went on. “We are both tired, as well, Mom. See? We aren’t your biological sons.” Josh couldn’t resist joking, earning him an eye roll from his mother. “Do you get as tired as women, though? They both wore eight-inched high heels the entire day. “Besides, what’s the point of telling me that? What, do you want them to give you a massage in return? In your dreams, maybe,” their mother said with a snort at her own joke.

"JENO! WHY DID YOU FALL YOUR DONATE! DO YOU WANT MOM TO FIRE YOUR CHILD HA??! !" 'Poor Jeno'.