Joe Mama Jokes Novels & Stories

“ Tell pater and Owen I love them, and I ’ll be home soon, ” I expressed. “ Will do, baby. Love you, ” She replied. “ Love you, mama , ” I soughed before I hung up. I arrived at my room and pushed open my door. “ Well, well, well. Luna, ” Mila bowed playfully. I flushed and glanced at the bottom. “ Ah! I ’m so happy for you! ” She squealed as she rushed towards me and threw her arms around me. “ Mila, he’s amazing, ” I conked . “ I ca n’t stay to see Ethan’s face when he realises. he fucked up! ” She blubbered, jumping about. “ Are you coming back? ” I raised my brow at her. She jounced and beamed, “ of course I am ” She fooled." Only to see the look on his sorry

With unsteady but swift movements, Mama moved towards Joel and engulfed him in a really tight hug, and he hugged her back. "My grandson, oh! my...." She broke the hug and cupped his cheeks, scrutinizing him properly. ".. You've grown so big and fat... I can't believe it's really you, Joel" She said. "Yes! Mama.. I'm here now" "Oh! dear! I've really missed you.." She suddenly frowned and took her hands from his face, and placed it on her face. ".. You're such a bad child. A really bad child, you abandoned me here in this big city all alone.. You don't even call to ask how I'm doing. You're a bad child" Mama said, feigning annoyance.

Marsha tried to dig deep. “Jealous of you?” Anna scoffed. “If that’s what you think, so shall it be. But I have never been jealous of you. Ever since I know you, I have always pitied you.” “Pity me?” Marsha let out in a surprise-questioning tone. She giggled, adding, “nothing happens to me. I have always lived a better life. I have the best dad in the world. Everyone love me. And I am getting married to the best man in the world. So, definitely you envy me.”

Mamma said with a constant smile plastered on her lips. What? Pranks?????? "Really Mamma" I literally shouted. She giggled before nodding her head. Hmm... Sounds Interesting!!! "Wowww!!!! Tell me one prank you played on papa" I asked her with surprise look on my face. "One day I was damn angry with your papa. I prepared a special juice for him. You know how did I prepared it, I took cool water and added food color to it. The food color happened to be same as the juice we had in our fridge so, your papa didn't got suspicious and took big gulp. His expression was worth watching" mamma completed saying.We both looked at each other and busted out into fits of laughter. Poor papa!!!! I can imagin

Sam said, taking a last sip from his beer before preparing to set off. "Come on, you're joking right?" Osten asked. "Why?" Sam asked, completely lost in the joke. He gaped at each and everyone and noticed they had a look that said he was dumb, besotted on their faces. "You're in college okay, you need to stop that Mama's thing. Or, someone else will mama you." Jack said, making everyone burst out into series of laughter with the exception of Sam who scratched the back of his neck aflutteredly. "Think about it alright, man up." Niel said. Sam placed his finger on his chin, thinking about what had just been said to him but just then, his phone lit up and as he checked, he saw his mom.

I begin to ask and receive a punch to the shoulder. “When you are jinxed, you’re not allowed to speak until somebody says your full name,” Joe explains while backing away from me. I playfully toss a small fireball at him and make it disappear when it’s an inch from his face. His reaction makes us all laugh as he barrels over the back of a chair and hits the floor, taking the chair with him, leaving the rest of us in a fit of hysterics when he lets out an ‘oomph’ as the air leaves his lungs.

“Are you talking to me or your fart ?” Joy’s POV “Hey there sis ! Surprised to see us ?” “Oh yeah, definitely ! I didn’t say Bloody Mary three times,” I shrugged before three pairs of middle fingers immediately shot up. “For a guy with no pen*s, you are the biggest d*ck, Joe,” Jax thumped my forehead before making a beeline for the fridge. What the hell ?! They knew how much I hated that stupid boyish nickname ! And for god’s sake, when would they learn to stop raiding other’s fridges ?

“So how was work mom?” Ludo asked Zamiwe. “Great my daughter,” Zamiwe smiled as she passed Joe a plate of veggies. “How about you dad? Business?” “So far, it's doing well,” Joe answered. “How was your day?” “It was fine. Boring for the most parts,” Ludo chuckled. “What did you do?” Zamiwe asked. “Nothing as usual. I just watched TV,” Ludo sighed. “I wanted to apologize for the way I talked to you two the other day.”

he said glancing at me for a moment before turning his eyes on the road. "Are you planning to Kill me?". I gasped. "What!! you know I would never do that!! He yelled looking at like I've grown two heads. "Ok, I get stop yelling. I was only trying to lighten the mood you know. You look nervous that's why". He sighed relief washing over him. "For a moment, I thought you meant it". "No silly". I laughed at stupidity. " How do manage such a huge empire if you can't detect a simple joke?." I asked teasingly.

Old Joe, the friendly homeless man who’s always feeding and petting the stray cats in town, started yelling at all the other adults, telling them God is angry and we’re all to blame, he used to be so quiet before. I overheard my dad on the phone this morning: “I saw the whole thing! He walked right up to the edge and dove in, no hesitation at all, the crazy bastard!” … “Seriously! I wish I could show you, I didn’t even have time to get my phone out and record.” … “Yeah, sucks for the cats though, ha!” He loves having something to talk about, That’s how I found out Old Joe died.