Jokes Are Half Meant Novels & Stories

“Don’t you mean fangtastic?” “I most assuredly do not.” His face was now stern. I rolled my eyes. “OK, got it. Dick jokes are OK but vampire jokes are not. Touchy much?” His mouth was drawn in a thin line “Funny jokes are acceptable. Others should be met with the derision they deserve.” There was a pregnant pause and all silly jokes and puns rushed out of my head, so I settled for rolling my eyes at him as I jumped off the bar stool instead. “Do you have anyone you need to let know you’ll be away?” he asked

I shook my head, "no... no... you don't get to..you can now go back to your amazing comedian friends and forget this confused hated prick.." "Precious they didn't mean what they were saying okay. They were just making jokes..." "Making ME a fucken joke.. that's what they were doing.. that's what YOU were doing. I'm a fucken joke to you... my life is a joke to you. I don't get you.. I swear to God I do not get you at all." "Your ankle is swelling please let me just..."

(You're supposed to laugh here, it is a joke). Take care of yourselves, my readers !! Tell me what you like, tell me when I was wrong :-)

He shrugs. “Yes, we are human. We make mistakes and we have fights over stupid stuff like leaving the toilet seat up,” I add. “Yes, I wish you’d stop doing that, Babe.” Jayden grins that grin. Everyone laughs at his joke, and I thump him on the arm in jest.

She burst into a peal of laughter. Did I make a joke? "Date with you?. Are you out of your mind?" Then she laughed again. Those people in her team laughed with her too. What was the laughing topic in this? "No, I'm ss serious," I said. "What a joke," she said. "tr trust me I can te tell better j jokes," I said. "The joke is himself standing in front of you Ruhi, " One of the people in her team said. I chose to ignore side heroines. I was focused on Ruhi the main girl.

I managed to ask. "I saw you at the club on the day of the party, I noticed you didn't want a dance with him. I'm in love with you Jasmine." I burst out laughing, in fact, I was angry with him. "You can attempt better jokes, I want to laugh out my intestines, go on." "I beg your pardon?" "You know, these fables are now very common and the good thing is, I have learned not to fall for them," I smiled at him to hurt him.

"How are you feeling? "Like I could wrestle a tiger." He joked in a tired voice and I should've laughed but I couldn't. I felt too defeated to do so and it amazed me how he could still do such a good job at feeling so unbothered. "You shouldn't joke around with this, Mr. Edward. You don't look well at all." He tried to chuckle but a cough came out instead. "You should drink some water," I urged before grabbing the cup and placing it on his lips.

It's about us, and by us I mean Me and Jane. Stella: you guys have just been saying the same thing but at the same time you haven't actually said anything meaningful. It just feels like you're wasting our time. Jake: so sorry, we are soon going to unveil the cat under the bed. Caleb: is anybody here actually cracking a joke with you? I've been trying not to actually get pissed at everything that you've been saying. I'm already pissed that I'm here listening to what you're saying and you feel like the atmosphere is already nice for you to be cracking jokes or speaking in parables.

"I don't want a tragedy!" "Well," I said, sitting up and crossing my legs, "that's the problem. Everyone wants a happy ending, but nobody’s willing to do the work for it. You know what you wolves need? A good comedy. Lighten up! You’re taking everything so seriously. Life, love, land—it's all one big cosmic joke if you look at it from the right angle." His glare intensified. "This isn't funny!" "No, you’re right," I said, nodding solemnly. "It’s hilarious."

SCARLETT'S POV. I was completely right. The party was boring as hell, and from the looks of things we weren't even near done here. And then even worse, the annoying as fuck MC who thoughts his jokes were so funny but they were obviously not, had been wasting so much time on the third segment of the programme which was jokes and riddles, that I almost threw my shoe at him. If I heard one more uncle joke coming from his mouth, I could just do it right there, damning all the consequences.