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Bradley Fry, my CEO husband, loves bringing his friends home for meals the most. He claims that this makes them feel like an actual family. As they drink in the feast I've whipped up for everyone, one of Bradley's friends comments smilingly, "I knew that you were a virtuous one, Emily! Now this is how the legitimate wife should act!" My expression doesn't falter as I ask in a half-joking manner, "Oh? Does Bradley have a spoiled and pampered mistress by his side, then?" His friends are stunned by my question. A trace of panic crosses their eyes simultaneously. But Bradley just wraps an arm around my shoulders with a smile. "Don't listen to their nonsense, Emily. Who else is worthy as my

He said. "Everything we do here is an act expect for the voice training aspect. After that, the Fiancée shit is an act." I said sitting on the bed. "So you don't think we would make a great couple if this were real?" He asked and i laughed looking at him. "Says someone that has no feelings to someone whose heart belongs to someone else. Of course not, we won't make one." I said and I saw him swallow hard. "It's cool." He said Smiling and I nodded.

'' Sarah says and Jon sighs before putting it back in his pocket. ''Nah, I'm all good.'' I mutter. We spend hours of talking and laughing. Sarah has been cracking endless jokes which cheers me up by a whole lot. Jon appears to be the same as Sarah. They both love humour and they don't even act like the cliché couple. They are nothing like I expected. They are better, actually.

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Bright and early the next day, I showed up at the office as usual. I ignored the whispers and stares, and made a beeline for my desk to start clearing it out. That was when Lily waltzed over, oozing fake sympathy. "Janice, can't you take a joke? "Come on, it was just a little toilet cleaning. Why'd you have to go and tell Mr. Hoffman you're quitting? No need to blow things out of proportion. "Look, I'll even dip into my own wallet and toss you a little extra cash to make up for it.

Then someone in the crowd sneered, their voice dripping with sarcasm. "Oh, that must be Sophia's sugar daddy. Showed up to defend her. She's not picky, is she. She'll take a guy in his fifties." The crowd erupted. Some covered their mouths, laughing. Others joined in openly. "Yeah, I heard she doesn't care about age. Maybe this old man's a regular too." The dean's expression tightened. He turned sharply toward the crowd. "All of you–shut your mouths!" He glanced at my injuries, his voice urgent.

he explained while chuckling softly because the sentence itself seemed dubious. "If I'm not mistaken and don't forget ?!" Reya repeated the sentence uttered by her husband evenly. "How can it be like that? You are so strange, Lu!" she sneers irritably, even though according to the man everything seemed funny because he and his wife had not joked for a long time. "Even though I was trying to make a joke, honey!" said Luis, pretending to be sullen, but his wife chose to go to the bathroom instead. ***

That was the plan until my lawyer, Devon, told me last week that getting married could help fix my image and the company’s reputation. “Well, Alex,”I said flatly, “I’m glad Henry has met your expectations.” Sandy glared at me. "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, Aiden.” “If you cared about good conversations, you wouldn’t have married a man who thinks fart jokes are the peak of comedy,” I shot back. "Congratulations would’ve been enough,”Sandy said, stabbing her fork in the air. "Bite me,” I said, finishing my drink and slamming the glass down.

That wasn't even the least bit funny, I was pretty sure no one except Luca had found that joke funny, and as I looked around discreetly at the people whose eyes were now on our table, I couldn't help feeling utterly embarassed. Now they were going to think my husband was a dweeb. Great, just fucking amazing. "What the hell? That wasn't even funny," I said to Luca once everyone had looked away from us. He looked at me for a while with a blank expression before he said, "it was funny to me." That was all he said before he looked away, signalling the end of the discussion and I just held my head in my palms. There was no way everyone was going to believe that we were a happily married couple, I

But the bald man didn't withdraw from the stupid conversation when the others did. “You had a successful business when she was still with you. You were succeeding because everyone loved your wife. So sad that the best couples had to split up because of a common lie," he said, and the others burst into laughter. From the corner of my eye, I could see the fool’s face flush and his lips tremble with regret lurking in his eyes. I shook in anger, and he shook in regret, and mine worked perfectly well. The glass in my hand shattered from the pressure I applied to it and the laughter died down.