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“Why on earth would you say your ex-husband is coming for you?” “Yeah… he is.” Her eyes were narrowed. “It is very obvious that he is… Wait a minute…” She chuckled in bits as it occurred to her that her husband was trying to make a sexual joke. “It’s a good one, isn’t it?” He gave her a grand smile as she broke into a full laughter. “Your husband is quite funny isn’t he?” Isabella shook her head while still trying to reduce her laughter. “That was not funny at all.” “But you are laughing,” he retorted.

Zhi Rou said with a chuckle. Yuan Rui cupped Shaotian’s head and pulled him away, he turned to look at Zhi Rou with a smile and said, “You should stop teaching him bad manners.” Zhi Rou broke out into a laughing fit and the video stopped. This couple was back and posting videos of their family but the humour between the two? How can she say those words to her disabled husband?

Yvroz said with a satisfied smile plastered on his lips. Zenah tsked, "What a humble beast." "Oh, that's for the compliment."He said with a smile. "Idiot! That's a sarcasm!"Zenah said loudly. Before Yvrozz could speak back, a loud laugh was heard by both of them. Turned out it was Mr. and Mrs. Quivan who was already outside, can't wait to see them that's why they come to fetch them. The Mrs. Quivan, laugh, "Did you hear that, Dear? She called him a humble beast? And she said it was a sarcasm? Damn. That was so smooth to get burned by those sarcastic words." She was laughing as she was tapping her husband's shoulder.

He air quoted the had better making me laugh. "Did you just air quote?" I asked. "Yes, what is wrong with that?" He shrugged. "I am sorry," I apologized while laughing, "it just looks weird. Like you doing it." I said still laughing. "Whatever." He started eating his food and in no time we were both done. I decided I wanted to clean up the plates and he said adamantly that both of us must do the work together. "But, it is just two lates and our mugs." I laughed while trying to convince him.

But Ram was quick, and instead of letting her go, he tightened his grip on her even more. Lexie almost died of embarrassment after hearing his words. "She’s Lexie, my young wife." "She is young indeed, young and pretty," someone else responded. "Well, we could use young and pretty for good sex, couldn’t we?" Ram joked, causing the foolish men around them to laugh. Lexie wished the ground would open up and swallow her whole as she shrank in shame. More of these foul jokes from him—she knew she wouldn’t be able to take it anymore. She forced a smile and pretended to laugh along, even though she felt like she was slowly breaking apart.

I faked a frown. He laughed deeply, clearly amused by my reaction, he leaned closer with mischief in his eyes, his voice lowered to a whisper.“It tasted too good to resist. I have been staring at it for too long. Ever since I walked into the balcony, my mouth's been watering. I just had a sip,” he teased. “Besides, what’s mine is yours, and what’s yours is mine. Isn't that what being a couple means?.” I pouted even harder, crossing my arms dramatically. “No. I don't believe that quote of yours. When it comes to my smoothie, what's mine is mine and what's yours is still mine.”

I love it when Jorge smiles at me. We were laughing about my latest pay in Cards Against Humanity. The black card asked us to complete the sentence, “Nothing in life is certain except death and ….” I put “kids with ass cancer.” “Damn girl, you are against humanity,” Jorge joked, laughing like music to my ears. “Sorry, I didn’t have anything else,” I laughed back. Stretch my legs out and Jorge picks them up. He starts rubbing my ankles. “I can’t believe my pregnant sister made that joke,” Solen choked out as he laughed.

I traced a constellation with a glint in my eyes, “It’s my motto, maybe you should make it yours too” I tilted my head to give him a genuine smile. I saw his wheels turning in his head for a while through his green orbs, then he broke into small chuckles, shaking his head. I blinked my eyes as to why he was laughing. We were talking serious things right before he began chortling. Did I say something funny? “Why’re you laughing?” I asked. He silenced his chuckles to look at me biting his lips preventing any more. “No wonder you were called the ‘Quote Schmuck’” he quoted.

"You know, Julian, I was just thinking about finding a new job, not... the new life you're describing." "But, Belva," he puts his hands on the table, looking at me seriously, at least trying to. "Marrying me is the complete package. You get a big name, incredible financial stability, and exclusive access to all my legendary dad jokes." I snorted. "So you really consider your jokes a selling point?" "Why not?" He grinned. "You know, I read a study that shows that people who can make you laugh are good partners." "And how many laugh at your jokes?" I asked sarcastically, crossing my arms over my chest.

I laughed, knowing that I had hit a sensitive spot. But then, Sophia suddenly looked up at me, a sly grin spreading across her face. "Actually, my ex-husband was a cheapskate," she said, her voice dripping with sarcasm. "He took me to the most luxurious place he could afford... the McD*nald's drive-thru." I burst out laughing, unable to contain my amusement. Sophia's joke was hilarious, and I was impressed by her quick wit. As I laughed, Sophia smiled, looking pleased with herself. "I'm glad I could make you laugh," she said, her eyes sparkling with amusement.