Juan At Pedro Kwento Jokes

En la víspera de la boda, Alejandra, la madrastra de Juan publicó una foto en twitter. En la foto, ella llevaba el vestido de novia que yo había elegido, sostenía un ramo de rosas rojas, y le pedía un beso a Juan con expresión tímida. El texto de la foto decía: ¨Deseo cumplido¨. Esta vez no llamé a Juan para quejarme y llorar como antes. Solo dejé un "me gusta", y un comentario:"La captura de pantalla ya hecha, se la he enviado al padre de Juan." Y poco después, Alejandra eliminó la publicación, mientras Juan me llamó: -Alena, eres demasiado celosa. A partir de ahora, pasaré toda mi vida contigo. Hoy simplemente cumplí el deseo pequeñito de Alejandra. ¡Habla con mi padre y explícaselo! Pórtate bien, y te preparo un regalo. Me reí con burla: -Juan, ¿no entiendes el lenguaje humano? ¡Ve a explicárselo a tu padre!

Je suis devant la télé , je regarde ma doublure à la télé .Il est payé pour prendre ma place à des manifestations . Ma maîtresse me fait une pipe , j'ai mes yeux à moitié fermés , quand à la télé un coup de feu retentit , ma doublure tombe raid morte .Je m'appelle Liam Walsh , je suis un riche homme d'affaires .Et je viens de me voir mourir à la télé . Quelqu'un veut ma mort , mais qui ? Que dois-je faire ? Me montrer au risque qu'on essaie encore de me tuer ? Ou rester à l'ombre pour mener mon enquête personnellement . Au fur et à mesure que l'enquête avance , je fais des découvertes incroyables : moi qu'il pensais être marié à une femme , je découvre que je couche depuis des années avec trois sœurs : des triplés identiques . Comment ai-je pu faire pour ne pas m'en apercevoir ? Et elles , pour quelle raison font-elles celà ? Finalement , je me demande qui est ma véritable épouse , et qui parmi elles est la véritable mère de mon garçon ? Quelle est la raison cachée derrière ces actes ?

Luciano gazed at the little boy who tugged at his sleeve. His eyes mirrored the green of an emerald, a trait they shared. Kneeling down, Luciano faced the boy. "What's your name?" "Juan," the boy replied, a shy smile gracing his lips. "Juan, what a wonderful name," Luciano said, pulling him into a gentle embrace. He couldn't help but wonder where the boy's parents were. "Where are your parents?" he inquired softly. "My mom's at the store over there," Juan pointed across the street. Then, turning to Luciano, he asked, "As for my daddy... Will you be my dad, sir?"

“I want a different kind of meal from Arya,” Juan teased. “What’s that?” “Why don’t you sit on my face and you’ll know.” *+*++**++* Arya was never meant to stand out. With a deceased mother, an abusive father, and only a high school certificate to her name, she lived quietly and worked as a waitress in a bar, but one night she got just one look from Juan Moreno, the most feared mafia lord in Sicily and things went south. Sold like property to a man she didn’t know, Arya thought the worst had already happened. Until Juan came for her. He didn’t save her only, he claimed her just to have owner ship of her and then locked her in a prison disguised as a mansion. Now, she’s the most wanted woman—not for a crime, but for her beauty. And two ruthless mafia kings are at a cold war for ownership of her body. Juan, believes Dominic—his longtime rival who wants Arya is the only threat. But when he faces several attacks from an enemy he once thought was dead, he realizes his empire might fall. Can Juan protect the woman he would burn the world for, or will he be forced to hand her to the only man who might keep her alive?

Durante mucho tiempo, Inés del Valle creyó que Emiliano Cornejo era su única luz en este mundo. Hasta que, mirándola directamente a los ojos, él le dijo con cruel indiferencia: —Mi compromiso con Mariana Altamirano no se cancelará. Si quieres, puedes seguir siendo mi amante. En ese instante, Inés despertó. Esa luz que tanto amaba, hacía mucho se había convertido en la sombra que la asfixiaba. Esa misma noche, se marchó de la casa sin volver la vista atrás. Todos pensaron que una huérfana como ella, sin el respaldo de los Cornejo, no tardaría en arrastrarse de vuelta, rogando por perdón. Pero entonces ocurrió lo inesperado. En plena ceremonia de compromiso entre los Cornejo y los Altamirano, Inés apareció vestida de rojo, del brazo del patriarca de los Altamirano, Sebastián Altamirano. Ya no era la mujer abandonada: ahora era la cuñada del novio. El salón entero quedó en shock. Emiliano, furioso, pensó que todo era una provocación. Dio un paso hacia ella… Y entonces una voz helada, firme como el acero, se dejó oír por encima de todos: —Atrévete a dar un paso más… y verás lo que pasa.

Ang kwento na ito ay naglalaman ng mga maseselang tema at lenggwahe. Read at your own risk. Wag sanang husgahan ang laman ng kwento dahil ito ay puro imahinasyon lamang. Ang pagkaparepareho sa mga totoong buhay o sa ibang kwento ay sinisugurado kong hindi ko sinasadya iyon at hindi ito nakaw. April 2018 - February 2019

In her journey to find joy again, Marissa battles an unexpected resentment, but the truth hidden in her heart might be the key to her true healing. Miguel and Rosario Valiente make the decision to move back to their hometown in hopes of creating a positive atmosphere for their children and ultimately leading a happy and beautiful life. This is especially crucial for their daughter Marissa, who has been battling depression ever since her brother, Juan Valiente, moved away without her. The family believes that once Marissa sees Juan again, she will return to her normal, happy self. However, upon arriving in their hometown, Marissa meets Juan's girlfriend, Daniella Duran, who she inexplicably appears to despise her. Witnessing Marissa's negative behavior towards herself and Daniella, Juan takes matters into his own hands. But what's truly inside Marissa's heart? Find out in this suspenseful and romantic novel.

Harap bijak dalam membaca. (21+) Ralin Febyana merasa gerah dengan cibiran teman-temannya kepada dirinya karena tak kunjung menikah di usianya yang telah menginjak 29 tahun. Suatu ketika Ralin bertemu dengan Juan, teman sewaktu SMA yang pernah ia tolak cintanya. Siapa sangka, kini Juan dewasa memiliki penampilan yang sangat berbeda dengan Juan saat remaja. Ralin pun memutuskan untuk mau menjadi kekasih Juan, dan menikah dalam waktu dekat. Hidup Ralin jadi makin sempurna karena memiliki suami tampan dengan kekayaan yang tak main-main. Ralin yang aktif menggunakan media sosial sering kali memamerkan kemesraan serta semua barang mewah pemberian dari Juan. Tanpa sadar sikap pamer di media sosial yang awalnya hanya ingin menunjukkan ke teman-temannya itu bahwa ia mampu menikah dan bahagia, malah mengundang hadirnya orang ketiga dalam hubungan rumah tangganya. Akankah Ralin tetap memamerkan kemesraan dan barang-barang mewah pemberian suaminya di media sosial lagi? Bisakah rumah tangga Ralin dan Juan bertahan?

Ang kwento na ito ay naglalaman ng mga maseselang tema at lenggwahe. Read at your own risk. Wag sanang husgahan ang laman ng kwento dahil ito ay puro imahinasyon lamang. Ang pagkaparepareho sa mga totoong buhay o sa ibang kwento ay sinisugurado kong hindi ko sinasadya iyon at hindi ito nakaw.

“It’s about midnight, the cool and gentle breeze will be blowing by now. I remember setting my bound hair loose to feel the soft but harsh power of the wind, sending cold shivers down my nape; the blinding bright lights illuminating the street would be lit. What about the big mansions? Situated right beside the lone empty road. So sad I can’t see or feel any of that; these great white-cornered walls would not stop me from reminiscing the beauty of taking a night walk; "who would have thought, this beautiful street conceded an Asylum?!" Emilia Vilia-Rosario was dragged into rivalry and a revenge war between,The Pedro's and her family. She was tricked into signing a contracted marriage proposal to Mariano Douglas Pedro, the billionaire heir to Pedro's Fortune.