Juan At Pedro Kwento Jokes 소설 & 이야기

Mabuting Puso Quirino Province. Mataas ang puno ng isang prutas at maliliit ang mga sanga nang akyatin ito ng isang bata habang ang kanyang mga kasamahan ay nasa ibaba nito at naghihintay sa mga prutas na ibabato pagkapitas, nabali ang isang manipis na sanga ng maapakan niya ito, nahulog ang ilang prutas at dahilan upang siya ay mapalambitin. Mabilis umakyat si John at iniligtas ang kaibigan. Magiging sundalo daw si John paglaki nito dahil sa ito ay matapang at malakas, tukso ng mga kaibigan niya habang sila ay sabay-sabay na kumakain ng mga prutas at nagtatawanan patungo sa kanilang mga tahanan.

Odell Lumaban: Haha gago14 Danica Garcia: Tanga15 Felicity Bautista: OY OY OY OY OY OY Felicity Bautista: You forgot tarantado16 Naia Baniaga: I’m dead at this convo Odell Lumaban: Well the joke’s dead now, airps. Are you happy with yourself? Naia Baniaga: F you Zoe Torres: Maingay17 Felicity Bautista: Opo18 ma’am Logan dela Vega: Heard that? That’s the sound of victory Zoe Torres: You’re still fucking stupid, Logan Odell Lumaban: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

Sumunod naman ako sa kanya at tahimik lang akong nakinig sa mga sinasabi niya. "After ng birthday celebration ni Matthew ay dumiretso ako sa kompanya kahapon. Nagkausap rin kami ng isang janitor doon at sinabi niyang nasa hospital ka raw." Tiningnan ko si Molly ngunit hindi ako sumagot. "Balak sana kitang puntahan subalit sinabi ni Mang Joaquin na lalabas ka na raw kaya't hindi na ako tumuloy. Kinuwento niya rin sa'kin ang nangyari sa kanyang anak. Kaya't walang katapusan na naman ang pasasalamat ng matanda.'' Patuloy na pagkukuwento ni Molly.

I inserted a rolling eyes emoji. Ford Khrysler Chua: Lol Napairap ako sa naging sagot niya ngunit hindi ko rin maiwasang hindi mapangisi. He's probably rolling his eyes on me too while making faces. Ilang sandali ay may kasunod na message na galing pa rin sa kaniya. Ford Khrysler Chua: Well, I figured it out. Bukod sa wala kang pera, kuripot ka pa naman.

"I'm sorry I'm late, CeCe." The moment those words—sounding especially respectful and familiar—left Terrence's lips, the whole private room fell silent. Everyone's eyes widened, as if they couldn't believe what they'd just heard. After a brief silence, Vanessa suddenly burst into loud, shrill laughter. "CeCe? Oh my goodness, that's hilarious!" She pointed at me, her face full of disdain and contempt. "I knew it! How could a fresh graduate like you possibly land a client as tough as Gilla Group on your own? Turns out all you did was just climb into Mr. Kapowsky's bed!"

Halatang wala itong alam sa mga nangyari sa kanila kaya nakakapagbiro pa ito. Nagkatinginan sila nito. Ito nalang ang lumapit sa kanya at medyo umatras ng konti para lang magmukhang magkadikit sila. Nagsimulang kumuha si Peter. "Oh yung dramatic naman. Guys lagyan niyo naman nang konting sweetness... kunwari Chinese love story pictorial." nakangiweng sabi ni Peter.

"Salamat sa pagpunta n'yo dito. Atleast hindi ako bored this day, narito kayo para libangin ako." "Ofcourse! At saka magluluto ng espesyal si Joan kaya ako sumama." Saad ni shane habang nakangiti sa kaibigan. "Mukha ka talagang pagkain," anito ni jade at case sa kaibigan. "And so?! Masarap ang kumain. Lalo na kapag libre." Aniya sabay tawa. "Sira ka talaga, Shane." Aniya ni Rui.

He chuckled as he tried to say it in a serious way Pedro's face was too funny!!! " What should I do to get your forgiveness? Sir." " Ohh Pedro! Just go back to your work." Ohh! Poor Pedro! Got played on but I don't judge him because if we have our places exchange the I would also give the same reaction " Really? Not mad?" " You don't get a joke man! You are far worse than Luke." " Ohh joking! Ohh safe then... Good! I'm out... Excuse me, sir." Pedro blinked twice then took his laptop

Then someone in the crowd sneered, their voice dripping with sarcasm. "Oh, that must be Sophia's sugar daddy. Showed up to defend her. She's not picky, is she. She'll take a guy in his fifties." The crowd erupted. Some covered their mouths, laughing. Others joined in openly. "Yeah, I heard she doesn't care about age. Maybe this old man's a regular too." The dean's expression tightened. He turned sharply toward the crowd. "All of you–shut your mouths!" He glanced at my injuries, his voice urgent.

biro nya "Paano ka naman mamamatay? May sakit ba ako na ikaw lang nakakaalam?" Tanong ko dito "Eh kung tignan mo kaya mga tingin ni kuya Wade sa akin" sagot nya "Hayaan mo sya, dukutin ko mata nya eh" sagot ko sa kanya "Joke lang, bawal pa ako mamatay. Likigawan ko pa si Zane" sabi nya na nakapagpalingon sa akin