Kickass Humor Novels & Stories

Cass laughed seeing the pain across my face. "I'm teasing. Though, I am truly confused by which video you're so excited for. Care to remind me?" Cass asked, feigning confusion. "Wha- The video where you..." I started, trailing off. "Say it, I need you to say it." "The video... where you suck Neil's dick!" I exclaimed, having to shove the words out of my mouth. "Huge dick, but I'll let it slide," Cass corrected and picked up her phone. "Check your G****e Drive."

Kazumis POV My FIRST KISS. My first kiss was stolen by the person I hate the most. AHHHH.. what can be worst than this. It is the worst nightmare a person can even dream about but just look at my misfortune, it was all happening in real life. I don’t know why he kissed me all of a sudden, neither do I wanted to know now. I tried to break free from his hold but no luck. At last, I came up with a idea, and without giving it a second thought, I bit Shaun’s lips and he pulled out from the kiss. The first thought that came in my mind was to punch him hard but when I saw Kiara’s reaction who just witnessed all the shameful acts of Shaun, I controlled my inner self and just ran away but before that

I'm grateful for the government of the day and for this opportunity to hear from the people but we shouldn't open our doors and our ears to hear crabs and nonsense from gangsters. He spoke so calmly due to his age as he stretched his hands to Jefsexy and his crew. “How on earth do you ever imagine a man fucking a man and it seats down well with you?." “The anus isn't meant for fucking but for you to used it for your damned poop.” “ It's so irritating and disgusting when ever I hear a man will have the audacity to fuck a fellow man man.” Mr. Kitty said a little bit loud as his voice began to show his anger gradually.

It made me laugh how much people thought they knew me enough to say shit about me when in reality I could kill them all without feeling any sense of remorse. But I wouldn't do that. Not unless I have to of course. "This game sucks ass" Khalil complained as he yawned. "That cheerleader is giving me the 'fuck me' eyes" Za smirked as he stared right at a girl who was indeed staring back at him whilst twirling her hair and occasionally giggling annoyingly because of him sending her winks or whatever it was he did to get some pussy for the night. "She looks 5" I commented making them laugh.

I put my head back on him and we laugh until our stomachs hurt. Kadeem sighs, trying to catch his breath. "He just - he... So, if he was a movie, he would be American Pie. Imagine, going in so you can quit smoking, or whatever, and finding your hypnotist is the energy equivalent of Jason Bigman fucking a pie." We dissolve into more giggles. "Okay, you have to stop with that," I say finally. I prop my head up onto Kadeem's chest. "What's my movie?"

He just laughed at me and walked out but not befire crashing his lips to mine it was a passionate yet quick kiss. After my relaxing shower I got changed and opened the door to find Kyle falling on the floor because he was leaning on the door. I just laughed at him but I tried to say sorry but I came out like a freaking cackle. "You think this is so funny?" He asked looking a bit annoyed but still amused, I just nodded because I couldn't find any words. Suddenly I was lifted up over his shoulder and we were walking to the rest of the gang. "Kyle, I dont know what your middle name is, Black. Put me down right now!" He just chuckled at me struggles to get out of his grip. "Nah, I love the view

While Howard went mad, and Sharon was not about to divulge to anyone about it, Kisa wondered who leaked that embarrassing story. Lea was still laughing. "Kisa, did you see that? They said her chin looked like a hoe. I can't help laughing." Kisa tossed the tablet back to Lea and said amusedly, "You have read every single comment of this drama, haven't you?" "Pretty much. Those comments are so funny. They even say the woman peed in her pants during the abduction, which is kind of nonsensical but hilarious." As if something came to mind, Lea said afterward, "Hey, you were abducted along with her last time, weren't you? You should know if she really peed in her pants, right?"

Noah flinched, “Well, let’s look at the bright side… at least he didn’t vaporize himself.” Blackie snorted, “…he can’t vaporize himself any more than you can soothe yourself.” “Oh. Well… at least he didn’t vaporize the water he’d already drunk?” “Yeah, good thing that one finely steamed stomach wasn’t on the menu…” “…Blackie …I realize that black humor fits in well with your name… and personality… but there is such a thing as being too black!” QAQ (≖_≖) “Is that a veiled insult where you tell me that I shouldn’t be myself, Black?”

These crapsters brought the worst out of me. “Ho ho ho. Hear the Queen of Immaturity speak,” Jax hissed. “Better than smelling the poopy Vulture King,” I hissed back. “Dirty Goblin” “Dumb Pig” “Potty Mouth” “Barbaric Caveman” “Basic Bitch” “Clothes Whore” “Hey ! I am just an OCS- Over Compulsive Shopper,” Jax protested. “Clothes Whore,” Kai and I deadpanned. “Your moral compass is on fire,” Jax huffed.

Lucas looked at the dozens of Wild Bull Dark Races in front of him and said, "Is there anything funny about this?" A Rank 5 Earth King Ranked Realm Wild Bull said to Lucas, "Human, this is the funniest joke I've ever heard in my life. Don't you think it's funny!?" ...