Kickass Humor Novels & Stories

I should have shooted a video of Mr Kingston on that situation with a hash tag. #I just ripped ceo slash mafia king's pants. Oh! that sounds too vulgar. I cluchted my tummy and laughed so hard. He might be covering his ass with his palms to get inside his room. The sight was so funny. It's fun to annoy the CEO slash mafia.

Her broad nose and smile created an expressive face, probably harkening back to some sort of Pacific Islander heritage. "Stop encouraging them," Kelsey scolded. "They're acting a fool because you keep laughing." Felecia chuckled. She couldn't help it. Harper winked at her over the top of his mug as he drained the last of his coffee. Jamie gave Kelsey a sidelong look. "Just because you don't have a sense of humor doesn't mean everyone has to be a stick in the mud." Kelsey returned Jamie's look with her own flat stare. "I have a sense of humor, thank you very much. I just don't find your fart jokes funny."

He spoke huskily against her lips, “You are so damn beautiful and sexy.” “Then make me yours…” She responded, pressing her lips against his. A/N Just a side note, the “Karma joke”, is not my own, I had seen a meme on the net and found it amusing, thought I would add it to my storyline.

We were still on the couch, laughter curling around us like smoke from a too-sweet candle. Kai had just made some stupid joke about me failing at karaoke so spectacularly, it should’ve been illegal. “Honestly,” he said, shaking his head, “you sounded like a cat trying to beatbox.” I grabbed a pillow and chucked it at him. “I tried my best, Kai. And you were just as bad!” “Yeah, but I was charming,” he said, ducking the pillow. “You were chaotic.”

Killian cracks up at his own joke while Sebastian doesn't look that impressed by his useless skill of making pun out of everything. "Ha Ha. So funny. Why don't you start doing stand up comedy?" Sebastian mocks dryly, secretly smiling a little when his eyes fall on Killian's hunchback, who is ready to topple over due to his laughter fit. "I don't want people to go out of business, you know. I'm a very compassionate man. " Killian replies proudly, not letting Sebastian's sarcasm affect his mood. After Sebastian points out how Killian's habit of making a pun out of everything is getting out of hand, they share a moment of silence before Killian goes to clean the kitchen.

Samuel could always crack the lamest jokes in the most monotone voice. The chat was laughing. [LOLOL. Professor Grant, you know your metaphors! I like crazy boyfriends!] [So, those four idiots were harassing Layla, and she should let a mad dog loose to deal with them? LMAO. The chaos! I love it!]

Noah flinched, “Well, let’s look at the bright side… at least he didn’t vaporize himself.” Blackie snorted, “…he can’t vaporize himself any more than you can soothe yourself.” “Oh. Well… at least he didn’t vaporize the water he’d already drunk?” “Yeah, good thing that one finely steamed stomach wasn’t on the menu…” “…Blackie …I realize that black humor fits in well with your name… and personality… but there is such a thing as being too black!” QAQ (≖_≖) “Is that a veiled insult where you tell me that I shouldn’t be myself, Black?”

These crapsters brought the worst out of me. “Ho ho ho. Hear the Queen of Immaturity speak,” Jax hissed. “Better than smelling the poopy Vulture King,” I hissed back. “Dirty Goblin” “Dumb Pig” “Potty Mouth” “Barbaric Caveman” “Basic Bitch” “Clothes Whore” “Hey ! I am just an OCS- Over Compulsive Shopper,” Jax protested. “Clothes Whore,” Kai and I deadpanned. “Your moral compass is on fire,” Jax huffed.

I only nodded my head at him as if he could see it. But I swallowed hard the moment I was fully done grazing the soap on his back. It was now my turn to graze the soap on his butt and I swallowed harder when I saw how gifted he is on that part. Seriously, why do men have more butt than us women? It’s so unfair! “Ooof,” Bullet laughed the moment my hand landed on his butt. “You are giving Kim Kardasian vibes on this part,” I told him as I laughed. “And yours are giving Nicki Minaj,” he bantered back and that is the reason why I hit him gently in the calf while laughing harder.