Kickass Humor Novels & Stories

“Mhmm. Because I like you this way.” My grin wavered when his face turned serious, all the humor leaving his face. With a stern face, he said, “I want to rub your clitty, Kiara.” I didn’t even try to hold back my laughter at what he had just said, and he chuckled along with me, happy to see me laugh. There were tears in my eyes because of the laughter and he wiped them away. “Where the hell did you hear that?” “Some bad Russian porn.” “Ohmygod.” I started giggling and he leaned down, kissing my neck. “You are something else, Mr. Kane.”

Leave it to him to find the absurd humor in even the most volatile of situations. The man lived for chaos and drama. It was like he thrived on the twisted entertainment value of it all. "You're enjoying this way too much," Seven remarked dryly, though the corners of his lips twitched with suppressed amusement. He couldn't deny there was a certain dark comedy to the whole debacle. "What can I say?" Killian spread his arms wide with an unrepentant grin, not even attempting to deny the accusation. "It's not every day you get to witness a high-class catfight of this magnitude. I'm just here to provide commentary and moral support."

Matt jumped in laughing. "There's no point in laughing, it will only prove how much of a macho man you are. I mean macho macho,macho man you've got to be, a macho man macho, macho man you've got to be." Grey teased, making some funny gestures with his hands. “Did you hear that?” Killian turned to Matt, laughed and shook his head. Matt willed himself not to laugh at his joke but it was already hard as he ended up giving a husky laugh at his words.

I plastered a smile on my face towards Kai, and we left the park, without even riding a single slide. Kai drove us back to his apartment and on the way, we decided to have a comedy movie marathon. Throughout his life, Kai has been collecting movies of all genres and has every movie series you can think of, ranging all the way from The Fast and The Furious, to Disney's Frozen. For this marathon, we came to the decisions of watching, White Chicks, Dumb and Dumber, The Three Stooges, and The Rush Hour trilogy. "What a beautiful chocolate man, ahaha!!" Kevin said disguised as a white woman (White Chicks).

"Listen, you look legit. Take this startup cash, find a girl to ride your dick till you black out. Can't get it up? Buy a beer and shove it up your ass - call it a night!" They cackled again, feeding off each other's venom. I stayed cool, letting their words slide off me like the rain outside. One of them, a wiry prick with a mean glint in his eye, leaned closer when he saw I wasn't budging. "What, you here to start shit? If your asshole is itching for a quick fuck, take it to the human world. Don't fuck up our fun." I tilted my head, voice low and edged with mockery. "Oh, I thought you lot had balls. My mistake. Guess I made you feel... insecure."

Effectively knocking him over on his side. Unfortunately it had the opposite effect as he laid there laughing harder. This little fucker! I plopped on on the ground next to him before throwing myself back on the floor. After a few moments of us laughing, We slowly looked over at each other, our faces only foot away from the others. "Don't even ask, fuck no, I'm not going to kiss you!" Jackass said and I couldn't help but laugh harder at that point. I kicked my leg out effectively rolling him over.

he said while winking at her. She took a few minutes to understand what he meant with 'Bigger demand' and then started laughing. “ What the fuck are you and your assistant is doing in front of my door, huh, don't you have a little conscience to not disturb human beings while they are in sleep, ” an irritated voice sounded as Karan woke up by the sound of their laughter. “ Umm... You are right, but do you count on humans? ” Krish commented with a sarcastic tone, “ Ae... Brat, I have told you many times that you can insult me as you wish but.. ” he paused as he bent a little bit to Krish and whispered, “ But, don't insult me in front of beauties, you know, ”

“For once, you might be right.” Cassar’s eyes were wide as he started barking out orders to his pack. Cass scooped me into his arms as he started running through he territory. “Well, I’m getting a sense of déjà vu.” I grimaced. Cassar growled. “This isn’t the time for jokes.” “Actually, my coping mechanism is through humour.” I chuckled with a wheeze. “Humour and murder.” Cassar glared as he ran faster. “Oh you’re just mad because if I die, you die.”

I sputtered and wiped my eyes, trying to see through the milk. "You've made a big mistake.”Cassidy said, her voice filled with glee. She and her friends were laughing, pointing at me and making cruel jokes. I felt humiliated and angry, but I refused to let them see it. “I’ll be the karma.” A certain familiar deep voice stepped in and worded, and out of nowhere drenching Cassidy with the same amount of milk… no, pepper spray?! What karma does…

Eric puffs up and comes to stand next to a red faced Bradley. "What the hell is your problem," Eric says looking at me like I have lost my mind. "My problem is you idiots think laughing at Hailey is okay," I yell into Eric's face and he steps back while raising his hands. "That wasn't me man," Eric says stepping back as Cass steps forward. "So what if we think Marla's trick was funny. Your little prude needs to get a sense of humor," Cass says while flicking her overly processed hair. I lean down and get right in her face. "If you weren't a girl I would break your fucking nose right now. So if I were you, I would keep my little bimbo mouth shut," I say in a dark voice that let's my hatred po