Kickass Humor Novelas e Histórias

“That usually happens once a week.” “I never realized it was that bad.” I thought out loud. “What a bunch of racist assholes.” I scoffed. Carter burst out laughing again, looking at me with a twinkle in his light blue eyes. “What?” I blinked. “Does it not apply to species? Should I have said a bunch of speciesist assholes?” Carter let out another loud chortle. That was something I never knew about Carter in the books. He laughed like a middle-aged white dad from suburbia.

" How can you be this mean? The one that is going through that pain is no 9ther person but Tamina, fool. It is Tamina , your ex!" He yanked his hand off the neck of Badmus and roaned about in frustration. Badmus began to giggle out loudly but slowly. Ruckus turned to him with more anger burning up inside him. " What the hell is funny to you, moron?!" He fired at him. " Doni look like a joke to you or something? " No response came from Badmus. He was just laughing at the already frustrated alpha that was standing right before him. " What the hell is so funny to you , fool?!!!" Ruckus walked straight and picked the bottle of wine and without any hesitation, broke it on the head of Badmus.

"It'll only be one or two drinks." She waved a hand dismissively. "We'll clean everything up before she gets back." Ryan hesitated. "I don't think..." "Oh, come on." She smiled warmly. "We're just having a little fun." After a long pause, Ryan finally sighed. "Alright." "But only for a little while." "Deal." The game began with laughter. At first, it was harmless. They teased each other whenever the bottle landed in the same place twice. One drink became two. Then three.

Lucas looked at the dozens of Wild Bull Dark Races in front of him and said, "Is there anything funny about this?" A Rank 5 Earth King Ranked Realm Wild Bull said to Lucas, "Human, this is the funniest joke I've ever heard in my life. Don't you think it's funny!?" ...

“Mhmm. Because I like you this way.” My grin wavered when his face turned serious, all the humor leaving his face. With a stern face, he said, “I want to rub your clitty, Kiara.” I didn’t even try to hold back my laughter at what he had just said, and he chuckled along with me, happy to see me laugh. There were tears in my eyes because of the laughter and he wiped them away. “Where the hell did you hear that?” “Some bad Russian porn.” “Ohmygod.” I started giggling and he leaned down, kissing my neck. “You are something else, Mr. Kane.”

Leave it to him to find the absurd humor in even the most volatile of situations. The man lived for chaos and drama. It was like he thrived on the twisted entertainment value of it all. "You're enjoying this way too much," Seven remarked dryly, though the corners of his lips twitched with suppressed amusement. He couldn't deny there was a certain dark comedy to the whole debacle. "What can I say?" Killian spread his arms wide with an unrepentant grin, not even attempting to deny the accusation. "It's not every day you get to witness a high-class catfight of this magnitude. I'm just here to provide commentary and moral support."

Kristian wiped his eyes again when a tear escaped. He began putting the shirts on his momma one by one. “I want to tell you somebody forgot deodorant, because somebody shit musky as hell.” Kain said, wrinkling his nose. “Damn how somebody's shirt wind musky, that's a whole other level of musk.” Big C said, making everyone laugh and start arguing about who shirt it could be. Meanwhile On the Main Road:

Out of all the inaccurate information I’d seen so far, they at least got that part right. “I thought I was supposed to be escaping my troubles, but you’ve got us watching werewolves and vampire’s fight.” I said teasingly. Cassidy’s face broke out into a grin, her sea glass eyes twinkling with laughter in the low light. She tossed a handful of popcorn into her mouth, groaning happily as she chewed. “Ugh, I just love popcorn. And hey, at least there’s no witches in the movie!” She giggled. Then she waggled her eyebrows and said, “Plus who doesn’t like watching two attractive men fight over a girl?”

Matt jumped in laughing. "There's no point in laughing, it will only prove how much of a macho man you are. I mean macho macho,macho man you've got to be, a macho man macho, macho man you've got to be." Grey teased, making some funny gestures with his hands. “Did you hear that?” Killian turned to Matt, laughed and shook his head. Matt willed himself not to laugh at his joke but it was already hard as he ended up giving a husky laugh at his words.

I plastered a smile on my face towards Kai, and we left the park, without even riding a single slide. Kai drove us back to his apartment and on the way, we decided to have a comedy movie marathon. Throughout his life, Kai has been collecting movies of all genres and has every movie series you can think of, ranging all the way from The Fast and The Furious, to Disney's Frozen. For this marathon, we came to the decisions of watching, White Chicks, Dumb and Dumber, The Three Stooges, and The Rush Hour trilogy. "What a beautiful chocolate man, ahaha!!" Kevin said disguised as a white woman (White Chicks).