Little Johnny Jokes Dirty Novels & Stories

John called out, heavily baptised with brown shit. "Oh? You must have a lot of enemies, John." Eliot joked, I laughed. Loud. Very loud, sharing a gaze with Eliot. Laughing some more. "I had that very same thought!" "Of course, look at him!" He laughed too, the both of us falling unto eachother. Everyone watching us, joining our laughter after glancing properly at John. Then themselves. Us. "I cannot believe all of you, I cannot." John complained, smiling too. "And you too Sir, you're the worst. Look at you, your teeth are the only thing preserved right now."

Henry's hands had been tied in a harsh knot, and he was not taken seriously in the slightest. When he woke up, he heard a group of people telling dirty jokes in the car and laughing from time to time. "These rich people are so fun to play with. They think we're stupid, but you're smart, Boss! All you did was dangle some bait, and they fell for it—hook, line, and sinker!" one of the men said in a low voice.

One blow was enough to kill but I struck again. More blood sprayed on my shirt. His body quivered as he fell. “Rot in hell,” I whispered. I turned around. Jenine's gaze was on me. “Are you alright?” She nodded. Her lips curled into a smile. The smile widened on her lips till she was laughing. Confusion passed across my face. She'd been dead scared just now. What was funny? “I knew I could always count on you to do my dirty job.” Dirty job? What was she babbling about?

He stated his boundaries, making Cam and I laugh lightly. "Fine." "So Cam, I've got new jokes for you." "Alright, let's hear them." "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The interrupting cow." "Did you get that joke from the cartoon 'Home'?" Cam laughed. "Gee, I hoped you wouldn't know it." Rodney clapped his forehead and we all laughed.

Johnny shouts back at Steve, accompanied by a strong southern accent "CLEAN, MY ASS!" Steve yells back at Johnny as his anger grows, "You bounced the cue ball off my stripe. MY DAMN BALL MOVED!!, that's a foul, which means YOU LOST! Be a damn man, and give me the 20 bucks you owe me!"" "I ain't givin' you a damn thing." Johnny fires back angrily "T-tha - that's right, we ain't giving y-you shit." Sully slurs as he manages to finally get the words out of his mouth.

Jonny zipped his jeans up and we walked towards the toilet block at the other side of the pathway. "I'm not surprised you can't hold it in." He said, "After the way I've stretched you." "I like it." I replied, “I can feel my arsehole rubbing together when I walk, it's exquisite. I'd like even more." Jonny laughed. "I'm more than happy to let you do it - just don't blame me when you shit yourself!" I giggled.

He roared. “No—I remember it too well.” I spat but he picked up a napkin and cleaned his mouth and stared me dead in the eyes as he muttered. “The daughter of a whore.” Lilian gasped like an excited two year old, her manicured hands flying over her mouth in style. Laura looked up for the first time, smirking like she’d been waiting her whole life to see me fall apart. And I did. But not the way they expected because… I laughed. A small, broken sound at first. Then bigger and wilder. I laughed because it was all a joke. A cruel, twisted joke. It had to be.

Anyone could walk in at any moment and see us, but none of us seemed to care. There was a certain thrill to it; the fact that we could get caught. We weren't doing anything illegal, but it sure felt like it. "You shouldn't be pleasured after your actions, yet here you are, enjoying it like a good little slut." I literally moaned. I'd thought dirty talk was overrated, but this… this right here was everything.

"Long time no see. You busy?" "Yes, it's been a while," Jalin's voice came through, cold as ice. "You fully clothed right now?" I chuckled, dark and low, ignoring the jab at my old stripping days. "Why don't you come find out for yourself?" He snorted, all disdain. "What? Lycidas' dick not big enough for all your holes, you fucking male whore?" "Oh, Mr. Cleary," I said, grinning into the phone. "You know how much I like it when you talk dirty to me."

This is the most goals joke as long as I've heard. "You're kidding, right? I swear! That's funny. Wow! If you join to stand up comedy, I make sure you can be the winner." "Na," said Mommy quietly. Chiko still showing his smile. "I'm serious and this is not a joke. You can tell the difference too, right?" Shit!