Math Pick Up Lines Dirty Novels & Stories

] Alicia: [Something really dirty, I wanna—Micheal, text me naughty things that you wanna do to me. Alicia waited, she was getting better, the excitement was coming back and she hoped Micheal doesn’t ruin it. Micheal: [Pumpkin, hey, we haven’t done something like this before.] Alicia: [Just—please, I wanna hear something filthy. Call me.] Her phone rang almost immediately and she took a deep breathe and picked up. “Hey, you good?” Micheal’s voice came and she shut her eyes and threw her head back, letting the smooth edge to his voice wash all over her body like she got drenched in water.

"Maybe you'd have a chance if you were a boy." A perverted look crossed his face. "Don't even bother saying it," I hiss. "Fine, but I'll have you know that every part of me is a hundred percent manly." I rolled my eyes. "You know, you impress me Blade. For a second I thought you were one of those goons who go around using cheesy pickup lines." "Pick up lines are for rookies," he responds, "I've mastered the art of charming women altogether, but I do know a few pretty good ones. Wanna hear them sweetling?"

"What? You think I don't mean it?" "I think pick-up lines are just so lame and overrated." I shrugged with yet another sip. Yes, let me get numb. "That's not true. There are some pretty good." "Not there aren't. They're all cheesy and predictable." "No, hear this one: did it hurt? When you fell from-" "-From heaven?" I finished for him and rolled my eyes. "You just proved my point."

She unzipped his trousers, pushed back his boxers, and grabbed him. He sucked in as soon as she touched him. He was hot, hard and pulsating. Anais remembered a quote she had read from a site online a few years back: ‘Make sure to talk dirty, some men like that.’ Would he like that? “I-Im going to stroke your cock for you.” She stammered.

The wet squelching sounds were so damn filthy. “So full,” Sophia moaned. “I can feel your cum sloshing inside me with every thrust. It’s so dirty and hot.” Victor reached around and played with her clit while fucking her slower but deeper this time. “You’re going to take another load. Then I’m eating it out of you.” He built her up again, talking dirty the whole time. “Imagine if Mark woke up and came out here and see his brother balls-deep in his wife, filling her with cum. You’d probably cum even harder, wouldn’t you, you filthy slut?”

“You two really couldn’t wait for me, huh? Started the party early.” Julian chuckled darkly, finally easing his thick length out of me with a long, obscene pop. Thick white strands of his cum immediately dripped from my swollen, puffy pussy onto the sheets below. “She’s all warmed up and sloppy for you now, son. Come take your turn. Our dirty little secret just got a whole lot more fun.” Oliver stripped fast, his shirt and shorts hitting the floor in a heap. His cock sprang free, rock-hard and already leaking at the tip, curving upward with eagerness.

Mike's foul words were growing straight to my dripping slit. With the way I was soaking up my undies I would need to get rid of this one. It was just too much. I was sure when I pulled it off, my pussy would be covered in a thick cream. " Would you like to watch some right now?" He asked, grinning wickedly, so eager to ruin me. " What??" I asked, pretending like I didn't know what he was taking about. "P**n, Sara. You wanna watch girls getting fucked by big cocks? "

"Say 'I'm a stupid slut.'" "I'm a stupid slut, sir." A minor ad lib, but it worked for me. "Say, 'Taylor and I are your fantasy sluts.'" "Taylor and I are your fantasy slut, sir." "You can fuck me any time, anywhere you want." She was staring so hard at my cock that she struggled to piece the words together. "You can fuck me any time you want. Anywhere, sir." She kept repeating after me, spouting lines so depraved I was barely comprehending them until I heard them parroted back to me.

I started reciting all the cringy, weird and perverted pick up lines I could think of, all the while watching the jerk King lose his cool. I put my hand over my heart to make my performance seem unfeigned, looking all touched and moved, a bit misty-eyed too. "DARLING, who'd have ever imagined you to be so naughty when you asked me if I sat in sugar because I've got such a sweet ass... I mean buttocks(I feared these primordials would mistake my ass for a donkey if I didn't enlightened them with the specifics). That I'm in all of your inappropriate..."

I said, licking my lips. “You are so dirty, and sexy,” He said, flipping us over. “I know, but you like that I am dirty and naughty,” I said. “Oh I do, very much so,” He smirked. “Now I need you to fuck me, Jake,” I said, “I am already soaking,” I added.