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she slowly drags her hands on the air in front of us for dramatic effect.
"You already have a name? " i lift a brow.
"Do you know me at all? "she throws me a glance as we stop in our usual table with Kyle already sited.
"Well, well... "Ali takes a sit and crosses her arms, "so Mr Lorenzo finally decided to show up."
Kyle grinned at her "hey Ali "
She rolled her eyes picking up her fries and dips them into the small cup of mayonnaise before putting them into her mouth.
Yes you heard that right! Mayonnaise!
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Rebirth of the betrayed Luna
Claude grabbed it immediately and began to heave while Denver's mom rushed forward to hold her hair back.
Claude breathed heavily as she pointed at the jar of mayonnaise that someone had forgotten to cover back up, "Can someone get that thing away?" She cried, before her mouth filled up again and she grabbed the bucket, successfully throwing up the rest of the little breakfast she had managed to eat.
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The Seventh Wife of Alpha
It was really sad to think about it.
If he really wanted to try, then I would accompany him.
When the elevator arrived, we entered the elevator together.
The western restaurant was on the eighth floor. When the elevator passed the seventh floor, many people squeezed in. I was worried that I would fall again like previously, so I unconsciously cowered into the corner of the elevator.
Then, my tiny body was pulled into someone's arms. I was stunned for a moment, then I turned my head and glanced at Ismail. He did not have a reaction. It seemed like he was used to it.
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My Billionaire Husband Wants Me Back
I smile as I see the surprised look on her face.
This decision is a risk though. Maya eats weirdly but I don't have anything else in mind.
Seconds later, our order arrives. Thank God she ordered like a normal human today. She ordered salmon tacos with lobster.
After the meal, my only plan is to head back home. As I stand up from the seat, my head pulls back with dizziness but I catch myself.
“Eve, are you okay?” Maya’s voice is laced with panic, but I can barely nod in response before the room spins.
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The Wife He Replaced
" A few more minutes for the cheese to melt. Are you hungry?"
" hungry " Aria said, nodding her head up and down. "The airplane food tasted like cardboard."
A loud sound came from the foyer. I froze instantly. The metal spoon slipped from my hand hitting the marble countertop with a clang. My eyes went wide. I stared at the dark hallway that led to the private elevator doors.
Maya stepped into the kitchen. Her face was pale. She was clutching a flashlight like a weapon. She looked at me with her eyes of the same panic that I had.
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Will You Marry Me, Again?
Meanwhile, Maia had been trapped in the elevator for about two minutes.
She tried to stay calm, took out her phone to make a call, but it had no signal. She immediately turned on the flashlight on her phone and pressed the emergency call button several times, but there was no response.
Maia immediately shouted, "Is anyone there? Is there anyone outside?"
She dared not make any significant movements inside the elevator, fearing it might affect the malfunctioning elevator. Her delicate brows furrowed, and the combination of the confined space, coupled with nervous tension, caused Maia's forehead to start sweating.
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Burning Embers: Scorching Tales of Desire
he said flatly.
Geoff snorted. “It’s an escalator. It doesn’t eat anyone.”
Keenan crouched slightly, studying the steps as they folded into themselves. “They vanish below. How are they not crushed?”
“They pop back out at the top. Watch.” Geoff stepped on with casual ease, riding up like he was weightless.
Keenan froze as Geoff disappeared higher, then reappeared, waving smugly from above. “See? No crushing.”
Muttering something about reckless behavior, Keenan placed one foot cautiously on the moving stair. When it dragged him forward, he yelped, actually yelped, before planting both feet. His arms flailed as he rose awkwardly.
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The Man Behind My Mysteries
I scrunched my face in disgust as she enjoyed the combination she was having.
That I would say wasn’t how I was going to eat what I brought before me. Deciding to brush the image off, I put a lot of mayonnaise on my bread then ate it.
“I love mayonnaise,” I told her sighing in contentment as the sweet-sour taste of the mayonnaise melts in my mouth.
“Me too,” she said repeating her weird combination.
“You have something you are doing for the day?” I asked finishing the bread I was eating before going for the crackers and adding mayonnaise on top then ate it whole.
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Reborn For A Mission
He got up and went to the front door followed by the man.
I literally gave these foods big thumbs up. It was so yummy and juicy in my mouth. Every bite I took like I got a piece of heaven. It was the first time I tried champagne. And, gosh. I couldn't stop coughing. "I swear I'll never touch this thing again." I whispered to myself like I was talking to someone.
"Ladies and gentlemen, as we start our descent, please make sure your seat backs and tray tables are in their full upright position. Make sure your seat belt is securely fastened. Thank you.”
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Being His
Lai inhales deeply.
I scoff in return. Why does everyone have to terrorize with the idea of makeup. Well, as a matter of fact, Lai here is just the opposite of me. She loves makeup!
"Let's take an escalator." I run forward, putting Lai in shock.
"Hey! Wait for me!" She runs me.
I giggle and run towards the escalator. I love escalators. When I was small,I used to be super excited about how it took us above without us moving around or walking up.
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Frequently Asked Questions
The 'is mayonnaise an instrument' meme comes from a classic episode of 'SpongeBob SquarePants' titled 'Band Geeks,' which aired back in 2001. In the episode, Squidward is trying to form a band for the Bubble Bowl, and Patrick—being his usual clueless self—asks if mayonnaise is an instrument when Squidward lists off instruments they could play. The sheer absurdity of the question, paired with Patrick's deadpan delivery, made it instantly iconic.
Over time, the line became a go-to for absurd humor online. It’s often used in contexts where someone asks a question that’s so obviously off-base, it loops back around to being hilarious. The meme’s longevity is a testament to how well 'SpongeBob' nails surreal comedy—even decades later, it still catches people off guard with how random yet perfectly timed it is. I love how it’s one of those lines that just sticks in your brain forever.
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