Merry Christmas Humor Quotes Novels & Stories

He laughs but shuts up. “Ok, listen, while we are on the topic of quotes, I have some funny, sarcastic ones,” he says and opens his phone to read some. “Two wrongs, don’t make a right, take your parents as an example,” I laugh. I can use it on anyone who messes with my friends. “Tell me more,” I urge him. “Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs,” I chuckle.

"Well, that was an interesting morning." -------------------------------------------------------------- A/N Hey guysss Since there was no joke in the beginning let's do one now! Some people cause happiness wherever they go... Others cause happiness whenever they go. Ok maybe that one wasn't that good haha Anyways HAVE A FLIPPIN GREAT DAY MWAH :)))

“I’ll find something, okay? Let’s just chill outta here!” “We all are chill. It’s winter, remember?” Unfortunately, I was the only one who found my joke funny.

"I beg you please, just come and go, don't even spend extra because I am going to kill you. You don't know how sick you make me feel each time I think about you" He said, referring to no one but it was obvious he was referring to Christmas. He chuckled at himself and shook his head. Josh Bleak knows he is silly sometimes.

That got my attention and I looked up at him. I saw my reflection in his chocolate-brown eyes. I blinked at him and he blinked. "What was I about to say?" He mumbled his eyes looking around and I let out a huff of laughter. I immediately pursed my lips to hide my laughter and he frowned. "Laugh." With one word, I threw my head back and laughed hard. Does a motivational speaker forget his quotes? The heck? I had been laughing for some minutes before he paused. "It's okay. You can stop laughing now." He said and I shook my head still laughing like a crazy maniac.

I miss spending my holidays with her. “Merry Christmas to you too,” I say with a smile on my face. “I’m sending you your gift right after Christmas. Sorry for being late,” I tell her. “Trust me, the gift I truly want is spending Christmas with you. Is it too much to ask?” She sounds upset and this is breaking my heart. “No, it’s not. I promise you, we will spend Christmas together again,” I tell her. “Cheer up, you’re not supposed to be upset on Christmas.” I try to lighten up the mood.

"Fuck! I can't stop myself!" ^^^^^^^^^ Hey guys. Have a merry Christmas and a Happy prosperous new year❤❤ Thank you so much for the support.

Something in me tells me she is not here to say merry Christmas. 💞✨💞✨💞✨💞✨💞✨💞✨💞✨

“Perhaps you should drink some of this too. It might fix your personality.” One of the kitchen apprentices snorted so loudly he dropped a spoon. Marek stared at me, torn between irritation and something desperate. I drank more of the warm perfectness, sighing happily. “Is this hot chocolate spell part of Christmas?” “It is not a spell,” Marek said. “But yes. People drink it around Christmas.” “Then Christmas has one redeeming quality.” He stared at me with a look I could not decipher. I wiped chocolate from my mouth and smiled at him. “Have some. You need it. You truly look like you have never enjoyed anything in your life.”

I pondered for a moment, then typed, "The one where we're laughing at that silly joke you made. Your smile is my favorite." Her reply was swift, "I remember that! You have the best laugh." I chuckled at her words, "Well, you have the best jokes. It's a perfect match." The conversation flowed effortlessly, a dance of words that mirrored the rhythm of our connection. As we continued chatting, the miles between us seemed to vanish. She shared anecdotes from her day, and I found solace in the sound of her virtual laughter. I couldn't help but tease her, "You know, our photos don't do justice to your laughter. I miss hearing it in person."