Miserable Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

I asked. “Two.” He grinned. “And the second was…?” “My mom.” Everyone laughed. “You’re a miser,” Laila said, frowning. “Why?” “The world is already too cruel and harsh—for you, for me, for everyone—not to say something kind to others. You never know if someone’s having a rough day, and your random compliment might be the thing that lifts their spirits. You should try it sometime.” Laila exclaimed frowning. “For cheering others up I crack jokes.” Lucas shrugged.

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the buggers." Memorable Quotes "Scattered showers my ass!" Noah. "I have no problem with you talking to yourself as long as it doesn't turn into an argument" Woody Allen. "If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Then quit. There's no point being a damn fool about it." W.C.Fields. "The one thing that all porn stars have in common is a dread of filming the scenes that don't involve sex" Fanny Lightfoot (Porn Movie Director) "For every human problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." H. L. Mencken

Note the sarcasm tone in that. “Did you lose in a bet?” Maisie asked me. “Don’t talk to me,” I huffed as I placed the damn paper bags on the floor. She chuckled in response. “Someone made Amber mad!” “Oh! I bet I know who it was!” “Omg! Spill the tea!” I roll my eyes and sat on my chair. Can I find another friend? I want to change these dummies. They’re not useful. “Worth,” I called the man who was smirking at me. “Can you give these to your asshole Captain?”

"that wasn't no damn joke a joke is supposed to be funny what you did was cruel and fucked up" She leaned against the brick boulder on her porch "what ever it was a little joke tell her to have a sense of humor everyone else was laughing" "so i don't give a fuck about everyone else you poured powder and milk on her that shit ain't funny" "it was flour" "I don't give a fuck if it was your dead grandmas ashes don't mess with Alaina" "she said she wanted to be lighter so I helped her" "you really dumb as fuck you know that right you and your little minions some dumb ass bitches"

And it was coming from the most absurd person. Someone who could change his feelings in a minute and possibly fire me the next day. I grinned. "How hard was it to get that compliment off your chest, Mr. Vilmorre?" He exhaled. "Harder than you thought. I nearly died." I laughed. For tonight, one joke turned into another and then another. Sometimes I laughed until I held onto him trying to breathe. A terrible habit I'd had my entire life. Mr. Vilmorre didn't complain. He sat there until I recovered from laughing and then would say the next funniest thing.

I smile at him, slowly sensing his thoughts streaming through our bond. Finally. “Do you know how awesome you are? Born between boringly gray and frustrated people who, whatever they do, no matter how hard they try, will never be as happy as you are on an uneventful sunny day.” Looking at me, flabbergasted, he gives in to me and my words. “Take Miss Muh-Muh, for example. They crushed her dreams while making her stay in an abusive relationship. Forced to deal with an alcoholic man and give birth to one child after another. But she is so kind, and still astonishingly beautiful. That’s what they do. Mean people. They diminish the lights of them who could shine brighter, making them realize just

He felt extremely refreshed when Ansel was in trouble. "What are you laughing at? I'm upset here." Ansel retorted. "It's just funny," Nika gleefully replied. "I never thought I'd see the day when Ansel Brown feels helpless." "To laugh at the suffering of others is too much." Ansel criticized. "I think it's normal; it's not too much. Thanks for your compliment." Nika seemed to be deliberately teasing Ansel even more. "I wasn't complimenting you. You're just crazy." Seeing Nika still gloating, Ansel lamented, "Oh my, it's so annoying."

Athena POV “I used to think my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it’s a comedy”. That famous quote from the Joker runs through my head over and over, as my clothes are absolutely drenched in slimy red and yellow gunk. Only, in my case, it’s still a tragedy. I fail to see the comedy part in all of this.

“Fine! Do whatever you want but don't blame me when you get tagged as a desperate pretentious gold-digger.” “Don't worry, it's not going to surprise me since the apple doesn't fall very far from the tree,” I smiled sweetly and his little smile faded. Asshat!

My vapidness would love to smack some sense in him. ‘Cheers!’ Another wrote with clinking glasses. His teeth would look better on the ground or better as toppings. ‘Can I have some?’ The following goes on. I'd like to have some of your arteries too. ‘Cheap drunks!’ You think you can afford the cheap in the wildest of your dreams. The netizens had a gala day sharing memes amongst themselves. I have become a laughingstock. It ranges from hilarious to disgustingly vulgar. For what? For outspeaking and spitting facts at a jerk's face. For standing up by the side of a vampiress who is forced to become his sex slave. For having opinions that do not reconcile. For wanting to be admired.